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'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 07:51 PM

Wow. Wow.

Miles 06-21-2015 07:55 PM

This is definitely getting interesting after looking nearly over.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 07:55 PM

Oosthuizen is -11 his last 45 holes here. That's just ****ing insane.

Miles 06-21-2015 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11559982)
Oosthuizen is -11 his last 45 holes here. That's just ****ing insane.

Yep. Pretty impressive to dig out of shooting a ****ing 77 day 1.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 07:58 PM

So, he only has to hit a cut 3 wood into the wind from a hilly lie.

ChiTown 06-21-2015 07:59 PM

For as much as I dislike this course, this Championship has been amazing. And Spieth's 2nd into 18 was just balls!

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:00 PM

I think he got a little lucky there. I don't think he wanted to cut it that much, but the slope helped him out.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:03 PM

Johnson hit that about 365. Jesus Christ.

tk13 06-21-2015 08:03 PM

Dustin Johnson just obliterated that golf ball.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11559935)
I completely despise the setup, but, I just wanted to clarify how supers feel about water usage (usually).

Oh, I get it. It's really no different than my local twice-a-week course that's just decided to no cut about 30% of the course. It saves huge coin, they get lots of ball to resell (LOL!!!), and they get to call it "more challenging."

Like I told the club Pro at Adams Point, "nice course, but don't think 'not mowing' is a cool way to make the course more challenging." That day I never lost any that were in the fairway, but I lost 5 that trickled off the fairway. Just because they had the first cut at 2.5 inches and the 2nd cut at nearly 4 inches doesn't make the course challenging, it just means (to me), the course is too cheap to mow. It's all good, they won't hear me complain again.

With their mindset any farmer in Kansas could randomly put 18 flags around their wheat farm, dig some holes and put some sand in them, mow a little more around the flags, and call the USGA hoping for next year's Open.

highBOLTage 06-21-2015 08:04 PM

Just like mini golf; 2 chances to make putts.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:04 PM

My God he nailed that last drive! JFC, stunning!

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 11560001)
Dustin Johnson just obliterated that golf ball.

Phil Mickelson has a net worth somewhere between $180 and $300 million. I wonder how much he would have paid the golfing gods for that drive at Winged Foot?

kstater 06-21-2015 08:08 PM

Well, heres your chance Dustin

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:09 PM

Someone asked Fatrick Reed if he'd take -5 after Friday. "No way. These guys are too good, five under has no shot."

ROFL

SPchief 06-21-2015 08:10 PM

Welp

tk13 06-21-2015 08:10 PM

Well here's your shot Dustin.

highBOLTage 06-21-2015 08:11 PM

Monday playoff!

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:11 PM

You cannot play a 600 yard golf hole any better than that. If he makes this putt, he'll deserve the championship, even if he is a shitbag and his fiancee is a coked out whore.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:12 PM

I can't wait for somebody like Wonder bread to sponsor a golfer. The hats could get funny...

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:15 PM

"Do you want me to finish?"

"Uhhh..it doesn't matter."

It's the ****ing US Open. LMAO

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:16 PM

Over-thinking it????

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:16 PM

If he doesn't know the speed and line at this point, it's not coming to him with an extra look. This is nerves. He's over-reading the putt.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11560035)
"Do you want me to finish?"

"Uhhh..it doesn't matter."

It's the ****ing US Open. LMAO

That was funny!

tk13 06-21-2015 08:18 PM

No pressure here.

SPchief 06-21-2015 08:18 PM

HOLY SHIT

tk13 06-21-2015 08:18 PM

Brutal.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:18 PM

That is the most Dustin Johnson thing ever.

Goddamn, Spieth is good, but he is lucky as ****, too.

siberian khatru 06-21-2015 08:18 PM

CHOKE

highBOLTage 06-21-2015 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highBOLTage (Post 11560020)
Monday playoff!

WOw, thought for sure he could two putt. what a choke job.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:19 PM

Unreal!

Miles 06-21-2015 08:19 PM

Right before that putt was thinking that might be tough with how shitty these greens are.

kstater 06-21-2015 08:21 PM

Way too aggressive on that first putt

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:21 PM

Retief Goosen did the same thing at 2001 at Southern Hills, but it only forced a playoff.

Can't believe he babied it to the hole. If you miss the putt it's all over anyway. Just hammer the ****er.

Hootie 06-21-2015 08:22 PM

That was insane

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:22 PM

Had he not let Day putt-out, I wonder if he'd of gotten a free read?

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 11560056)
Way too aggressive on that first putt

No, he just breathed on that. There was just no way to stop it near the hole unless it hit the hole. Spieth's was uphill, so it was a totally different putt, and even then it looked like he lagged it.

Sometimes you just can't fight physics. The issue was with the second putt.

Hootie 06-21-2015 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kstater (Post 11560056)
Way too aggressive on that first putt

Lmao ... Outside of going in, how much softer could he have hit it? Any miss was going to result in that second putt

O.city 06-21-2015 08:29 PM

He could have hit it softer (toed it) but if it doesn't go in, he's gonna have a few feet back. Problem is, to keep it online (he never started it online so it didn't matter) you've gotta have some pace on poa anna (or just get lucky).

But he straight up light socketed the second one.

Hootie 06-21-2015 08:31 PM

Pissed me off ... Was looking forward to the playoff tomorrow. I bet Fox is pissed LMAO

highBOLTage 06-21-2015 08:31 PM

How many US Opens did Fox get? Yeesh.

displacedinMN 06-21-2015 08:32 PM

From possibly winning to second place in two minutes.

ugh

tk13 06-21-2015 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by highBOLTage (Post 11560081)
How many US Opens did Fox get? Yeesh.

A 12 year deal.

Hootie 06-21-2015 08:34 PM

You guys complain about everything. I thought the coverage was fine

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:35 PM

**** the pacific northwest!

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:36 PM

Oh shit, Joe Buck, let's change the channel!

siberian khatru 06-21-2015 08:36 PM

Will Joe Buck compare Spieth to Madison Bumgarner?

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:37 PM

**** Joe Buck... He's worse than that stupid course!

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11560080)
Pissed me off ... Was looking forward to the playoff tomorrow. I bet Fox is pissed LMAO

Thousands of people lost out on a free Taylor Made driver if Johnson would have won. Thousands.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:38 PM

Enough Joe Buck already... Get one of the girls out there, they're better people...

Hootie 06-21-2015 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11560102)
Thousands of people lost out on a free Taylor Made driver if Johnson would have won. Thousands.

??

srvy 06-21-2015 08:40 PM

Joe Buck is a smug little prick in every sport he announces. Whose dick did he suck to climb this ladder.

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:40 PM

Spieth with an absolutely awesome dodge of the course conditions. Damn, that was better than any shot he hit all week.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:40 PM

Well, looking at that shitty course, no wonder the Seahags play of fake turf!

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-21-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11560108)
??

http://www.golfdigest.com/blogs/the-...ee-driver.html

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11560110)
Joe Buck is a smug little prick in every sport he announces. Whose dick did he suck to climb this ladder.

I don't know, but I sure hope his plane crashes on the way back to his hole in the ground!

highBOLTage 06-21-2015 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11560114)

Bomb the driver, stick it close with Im assuming their irons and 3 putt with someone else's putter. Not too bad for Taylormade.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 08:48 PM

The commercial about sustainability sure did paint a different picture of what it looks like when it's implemented!

I can't wait for them to get back to green-grass golfing...

highBOLTage 06-21-2015 08:52 PM

Reading through the rules of that Dustin Johnson contest: you didnt even have to purchase a driver and then win the rebate. You also had the option to enter without purchase and get the driver if he won.

Stewie 06-21-2015 09:03 PM

What a choke job. I bet Johnson did three longer lines of coke than those putts he completely ****ed up.

stevieray 06-21-2015 09:06 PM

missed the final round..cliff notes?

Prison Bitch 06-21-2015 09:08 PM

I f'ing hate sports. Even when the Royals lost Game 7 I felt so proud of them, felt like they overachieved and maxed out. I felt fine when KU lost to Kentucky in 2012. But gawddam.....this feels so much like Roddick vs Fed in 2009.


I'm sick.

OnTheWarpath15 06-21-2015 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11560002)
Oh, I get it. It's really no different than my local twice-a-week course that's just decided to no cut about 30% of the course. It saves huge coin, they get lots of ball to resell (LOL!!!), and they get to call it "more challenging."

Like I told the club Pro at Adams Point, "nice course, but don't think 'not mowing' is a cool way to make the course more challenging." That day I never lost any that were in the fairway, but I lost 5 that trickled off the fairway. Just because they had the first cut at 2.5 inches a round and the 2nd cut at nearly 4 inches doesn't make the course challenging, it just means (to me), the course is too cheap to mow. It's all good, they won't hear me complain again.

With their mindset any farmer in Kansas could randomly put 18 flags around their wheat farm, dig some holes and put some sand in them, mow a little more around the flags, and call the USGA hoping for next year's Open.

Great. Playing a tournament at Adams Pointe on Sunday.

displacedinMN 06-21-2015 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11560094)
**** the pacific northwest!

Tired of that phrase too.

Bowser 06-21-2015 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 11560159)
Great. Playing a tournament at Adams Pointe on Sunday.

Use water balls, apparently

Stewie 06-21-2015 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11560149)
missed the final round..cliff notes?

Things were pretty tight until Spieth made some shots on the back 9. He was up by 3, but doubled the 17th. That brought him back to the pack. He birdied 18 and only Dustin Johnson (playing in the last group) had a chance to win or tie. Johnson putted for eagle and the win from about 12 feet and ended up 3-putting. Spieth won.

Prison Bitch 06-21-2015 09:16 PM

Spieth didn't make shit. DJ had about 7 putts that didn't fall. What a disaster

srvy 06-21-2015 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GloryDayz (Post 11560115)
I don't know, but I sure hope his plane crashes on the way back to his hole in the ground!

Joe Buck is a melon head and reminds me a bit of Roger on The Family Guy.

http://content6.flixster.com/questio...207540_std.jpg

Prison Bitch 06-21-2015 09:22 PM

Fox was fine.

Gonna go vomit now.

GloryDayz 06-21-2015 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 11560159)
Great. Playing a tournament at Adams Pointe on Sunday.

Slip them a 20 and ask them to mow!

Bowser 06-21-2015 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 11560174)
Spieth didn't make shit. DJ had about 7 putts that didn't fall. What a disaster

So how much money did you have on DJ to win, anyway?

Prison Bitch 06-21-2015 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11560197)
So how much money did you have on DJ to win, anyway?

$16,776.


Jordan Spieth YAY!

Bowser 06-21-2015 09:27 PM

Lol

Prison Bitch 06-21-2015 09:29 PM

Spieth can go eat shit

stevieray 06-21-2015 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 11560171)
Things were pretty tight until Spieth made some shots on the back 9. He was up by 3, but doubled the 17th. That brought him back to the pack. He birdied 18 and only Dustin Johnson (playing in the last group) had a chance to win or tie. Johnson putted for eagle and the win from about 12 feet and ended up 3-putting. Spieth won.

WOW.

Thank you! That course was brutal.

KC_Connection 06-21-2015 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11560092)
You guys complain about everything. I thought the coverage was fine

You probably didn't see them show Jason Day's 5 minute walk to the 4th tee on a split screen, then. Or the fact that they inexplicably missed a ton of Spieth/Grace's shots on the front 9 to show DJ/Day prepare to hit.

In any case, it didn't take away from that great finish. DJ definitely choked it (which was no surprise considering his track record), but Spieth came through with some great shots on the back 9. What a start to his career.

Hootie 06-21-2015 09:48 PM

Yeah DJ choked but those two shots on 18 were incredible. I can respect that. Same with Spieth bouncing back after 17.

KC_Connection 06-21-2015 09:49 PM

If DJ doesn't win a major eventually, it would shock me. He's just so talented. But many said the same about Sergio 10+ years ago too. You never know for sure.

Hootie 06-21-2015 09:49 PM

And not only that, but DJ birdied 17, too

He was 1 put away from winning a major and being Mr Clutch (if only for a night)

He birdies, eagles 17, 18 to win the US Open? That would've been legendary.

Instead, he's a choker. Brutal. Kind of reminds me of Phil back when he was chasing that first major

O.city 06-21-2015 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 11560058)
Retief Goosen did the same thing at 2001 at Southern Hills, but it only forced a playoff.

Can't believe he babied it to the hole. If you miss the putt it's all over anyway. Just hammer the ****er.

I was standing behind the 18th when reteif missed that. Also watched tiger shoot 63 live there.

The pga in august in tulsa, we were there for the whole week, practice rounds and all. 800 bucks to stay in a motel 8 for the week (shit hole motel 8). We drove to watch a practice round at 615 in the am and it was already 97, hottest most miserable week ever. Damn I hate getting old.


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