Are you saying you don't care about gochiefs trials and tribulations of trying to get laid and hating fat girls?

PS - I talked with her last night. Apparently she just "forgot." I didn't feel like she was lying. I'll get blown yet.

Obviously, you know nothing about women. They NEVER forget.

:clap: Clueless beyond words.

lol

Umm Wat??

lol

two hookers just e-mailed me...completely unsolicited...apparently they think they can choose guys and request "donations."

Not likely:

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ew1heb.jpg

http://i25.tinypic.com/2hezi94.jpg

Who would even pay a dime for those skanks???

I'm completely convinced you are faking this. No human is this stupid. This will be my last post in this thread.

Hahahahaha! No it won't.

I am with sedated... I think this is all BS

I think I found another **** buddy. Thankfully, she's 21, and real skinny. Unnnnnnnnffffffffffffffffffff.

In other news, gay men desire me.

Pix of the potential **** buddy are needed.

Well, since this was originally my dating thread, I guess I could share that I've gone out on a couple this week. More just as friends, but it's been fun having someone to hang out with. I don't know. We'll see.

And you have another this week with Bugeater. Things are looking up.

Yep. It's not a date, but hanging out with Bugsy is always a good time.

Good for you. Its always nice to meet new people. Well, not always, some people are just odd...

He paid both times. He works full time, and he hasn't asked me for money. Definitely an improvement...lol.

Thats cool. Seems like a nice guy. Be careful.

Oh, I will. It's just been so nice to have someone be able to go out and do something last minute without having to ask a spouse or find a sitter.

Ask a spouse? Leave those married men alone! :D j/k

gary.


Bwh ah ah ah ah. Gay.

That is not a date then..

If you pulled some pecker/poon it counts...

I guess I better check her ID, huh guys?

http://i32.tinypic.com/of5zyf.jpg

Huh. Guess I'm meeting her for pizza and intercourse Friday night. We'll see. 18-year olds are flaky.

To the ship!

It was pretty funny. I approached her with the idea of just meeting up for pizza. Then she practically threw herself at me. It wasn't enough to say "then we'll see how good of a kisser you are." She wanted to know if I was willing to **** on the first date.

Play hard to get. Oh, and ask for ID.

Lets try something new for a change.
Your nonexistent sex life is getting old. How about you don't tell us anymore until AFTER you've done the deed.

Getting sick of you FAILing time after time. Maybe you and Simply should hook up.

Now what would be the fun in that?

PS - the 21yo is still on deck. I got options.

You need to find someone a little older who has had a chance to be fed up with men, yet still want sex. 1. Less likely to want anything, and 2. more experienced.

As far as he is concerned, if she can spread her legs or open her mouth, she is experienced.

If this is an application, you're probably going to need to be a bit more explicit. AFF seems to have jaded him a bit.

Screw that. I need some TIGHT pussy. I've had the loose variety.

Like you'd know the difference.

You are kind of clueless.

I will REALIZE it once I've had it. DAMMIT!

LMAO

Put it in the olders chicks ass then.

She wants it very infrequently. Somehow I get the feeling I'm far down the list of her prospective sexual partners. As in "Well, shit...oh, I'll give limp noodle a call, I guess."

Your slugging percentage with runners in scoring position is somewhere below a raiderfan's IQ.

Excellent!!

you are a punk bitch ass mother****in liar gochiefs.

gochiefs has a chance at love....maybe luv.


Richard Hatch, the fat neked ghey from Survivor is out of jail and under house arrest. he can't get away and will understand you, meatpeeker.

LMAO

Yup, sorry wutamess....score or strike out, I gotta keep this thread going.

It's all true, BTW. Every last word of it.

You **** little boys in the bathroom of McDonalds.
Bitch ass punk. You sound like a 14 year old virgin who lies to his friends about all the ass he pulled over the summer. your curve is a circle bitch.

Classy.

almost as classy as eating recycled dick from the hatchet wound of some internet orgy skank.

No, TinyEvel advised me carefully on that. DON'T LICK IT!!!

Boy, sounds like GoChiefs is in for a north side beatdown if he ever trolls Springpatch!

I'll be there in October....beeeeeeeeeeyatch!

this is all just as factual as WIPE, in my opinion

you callin me out chump?

Are you planning to give MoHillbilly your itinerary, perhaps have some drinks together?

MOhillbilly is welcome to share a beer with me at NZoner's or any Arrowhead tailgate. I prefer milk, though.

Oh, I guess he's in Springfield. He can hit the town with me and luv if he wants to.

We'll see you at Martha's.

I don't think he's the Martha's type.

He's a closet homosexual. His wanton aggressiveness toward me reveals an underlying surge of butt-lust. Someday he may enter my garage in rain soaked clothes and embrace me in a futile attempt to fuse with me in manly passion, but my simple rejection will leave him dumbstruck.

I don't think he likes GoChiefs much.

I actually wouldn't mind meeting up with MOhillbilly, but I know it probably wouldn't be downtown.

:hump:

Something tells me WU's pigs won't be hungry for long.

I think Mo showed up to a get together once and nobody else did.

NSFW NOT FOR THE SENSATIVE!!!!!!
 

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Before my time. I think the only person I've stood up was BRC, when I couldn't get away from work. I met Mo at a BBQ at Phil's a few years ago.

He'll likely blow a portion of your skull off too...

I love gummo.. That director has made some of the most awkward movies ever made..

A 34-year old female ship's captain, who lives in freaking South Padre Island, just added me to her favorites out of the blue.

I dream of being the chosen cabin boy of sexual destiny, whisked away at her expense on a moment's notice to satisfy her seafaring lusts as the waves of the atlantic match the rhythm of our bodies, conjoined in orgasmic bliss.

Or maybe she just wants to chat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...h-ALustyer.jpg

Go get ya some sailor. ;)

He must do shot put for South Africa... I mean she...

Pwnd.

Hard.

Definitely just friends. He's fun to hang out with, but he talks non stop about work, and he hates my cat. Still good to have someone else to go hang out with from time to time.

Is he ghey? NTTAWWT

OK. I'm leaving in 20 minutes. Let's see if the little bitch stands me up. I'm skipping out on a LIVE CHIEFS RADIO BROADCAST to eat pizza and possibly screw this blonde so she better show, dammit!

Looks like somebody is ****in.

Not me. I got stood up. But at least I got some pizza. I ate all hers.

I also got some ice cream on the way home. Cus if you ain't got pussy, you might as well get some ice cream and watch some ****in' Chiefs football. **** **** ****ity ****.

If I actually hear from this bitch again I am not driving very far.

I think it's time to find a different approach. At some point, if there's no water in the well, you have to start looking for other sources. The internet has not been kind to you.

Mistress has instructed me to provide her with a bitch boy to partner with me in amusing her and servicing her sexual desires. To be considered, Mistress requires the following physical attributes.

1. Caucasian male, preferably at least 6'0" tall
2. Physically fit with strong preference toward athletes and body builder types
3. Super clean and well groomed (no facial hair, cock and balls must be shaved)

Mistress will require the following of her bitch boys (you and me).

1. Complete sexual servitude
2. Oral sex between bitch boys
3. Anal sex between bitch boys
4. Physical restraint via bondage hardware such as collars, chains, and rope

If you meet the qualifications and can serve as required, feel free to respond this posting. You must send face and full body pics to receive a reply. If you do not receive a reply, it means Mistress is not interested in you.

You and this thread has lost its burst.