Once again...

Pie QUEER! :D

The one whose inability to tell time has cost us a championship? The one who helped run EB out of town, and ushered in the Nagy era? :evil::evil:

Estimated cap hits for Tee in yrs 1 and 2, 20M and 28M, per OTC. Those are good numbers, which would put him at about #19 this year and anywhere between #10-#19 next year. No numbers in yet for Chase but i'd expect them to gain a decent amount of cap space, compared to what the APY says...which you all think is the number used. Freakin' dorks.

Other WRs will sign contracts in the meantime, while the cap goes up and both Tee and Chase #s will look better as time goes on.

Story time.

At work a couple weeks ago, my boss who goes to the gym in the morning before work, related a story about how he was showering when some guy kind of poked his head in, thinking that stall was empty. He was like "wtf" and i told him, "you gotta watch out for the meatpeekers". Everyone thought that was hilarious and they've been going around since then using that term whenever it applies.

If they only knew...

It's not about the contracts they signed. It's the fact that you guys signed BOTH of them.

It is 100% about the contracts because if you're going to sign 2 WRs to that money, you better make sure it doesn't hurt you bad in other areas.

your existence is pain, rfaulk34

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bengals DE Trey Hendrickson could sit out the entire 2025 season if he doesn’t get a new deal, per <a href="https://twitter.com/JFowlerESPN?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JFowlerESPN</a>. <br><br>The Bengals have reignited contract talks with Hendrickson amid his trade request, but they could be without their best defender if they fail to reach an agreement. <a href="https://t.co/qiVZQIInkl">pic.twitter.com/qiVZQIInkl</a></p>&mdash; Football Forever (@fballforeverhq) <a href="https://twitter.com/fballforeverhq/status/1903118171369766994?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 21, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He won't sit out. He's effing 30 years old.

Not a chance in hell he sits out.

Probably not.

But he's also made $70 million in his career.

It wouldn't be sitting out as much as it would be retiring. And he has the money to do that.

He'll miss training camp and preseason while they work to overpay him with an extension. Then he'll get hurt when games start because he won't be ready.

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I just can't deal with you people sometimes...

You're moving through the stages pretty quickly. This is clearly not your first rodeo.

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Why did you post a gif of Mahomes laughing at you?

Happy Birthday Bengal Guy!

Much respect that you hang around here and put up with the shit slinging….

Your football takes are also, OKAY. [emoji854]

Cooking with rfaulk

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for context he gave the cat food sausage a 5 out of 5

Lol another Mr. Sausage fan. Nice.

I thought the cat food sausage was 3/5? I know the straight up fried cat food was 4/5. He even said, "Cat food is delicious!"

Hahahahahaha. Thinking outside the box on that for sure

Bengals fans are gay

when burrow retires all they will have left are a few gay clothing ads

The damn part that makes it hard to deny is that i have a tabby that looks just like the one in the vid...

I mean their entire franchise hinges on this guy...how could they not be.

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LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Goosebumps every time. <a href="https://t.co/w1IJGAyDQN">https://t.co/w1IJGAyDQN</a></p>&mdash; Cincy Jungle (@CincyJungle) <a href="https://twitter.com/CincyJungle/status/1906543001771385106?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">March 31, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

They’re such a sad and pathetic franchise in every way.

Bungholes are going all defense in this draft. They have to. Barring any catastrophic injuries, they should be respectable this upcoming season as the defense will tilt towards average after the draft. That is if Tobin doesn't **** up his picks.

Cincinutcase Bungles-- Masters of Absolutely Nothing Ever!

Except ur mom. They master ur mom every night.

Spreads easier than warm butter.

So one of their shining moments is sending another team to the playoffs.

Just can’t make this stuff up

April Fool’s!

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Lol

Which one? :evil:

FBI, this man right here just confessed to double murder.

I tried some cat food by accident as a kid. Thought it was tuna. Never will forget the taste. It was not delicious. Bitter and nasty aren't strong enough to describe it. Same grandparents always had nuts out; one time I grabbed what I thought was a macadamia nut from a tin, it was an uncooked chick pea. My first broken tooth.

Here's the other thing. The way they advertise/package the cat food? There's a Sunday dinner roasted chicken covered in gravy on the package and they call the flavor something like "Country Style Chicken Cuts in Gravy" or whatever. Don't tell me that shit doesn't sound good.

If I'm ever homeless and can get a can of that shit for a dollar, yeah I'll dig into that.

Things getting a bit nasty now with Hendrickson. Taking public swipes at each other

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So the plan with Trey Hendrickson was:<br><br>➖Let him explore the market and find out other teams would pay him market value<br>➖Watch the free agent pass rusher market dry up<br>➖Not pay him market value and tell him to be happy<br><br>This strategy is… well, it’s bold. <a href="https://t.co/Ob2gIyPNtk">https://t.co/Ob2gIyPNtk</a></p>&mdash; Gridiron Grading (@GridironGrading) <a href="https://twitter.com/GridironGrading/status/1907248948223312285?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Let's go to Bengo fans and see how they're feeling!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Trey Hendrickson is rightfully pissed. <br><br>We’re a pathetic franchise lmao.</p>&mdash; The Nati King (@thenatiking) <a href="https://twitter.com/thenatiking/status/1907484207317762086?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This quote from Trey Hendrickson is the most important part of this media appearance:<br><br>“You can say respect , but actions are speaking a lot louder and it’s disappointing.”<br><br>Hope you’re happy you’re losing fans Katie, that’s all you’ve accomplished. <br><br>Embarrassing. <a href="https://t.co/BiEkL3YFgk">pic.twitter.com/BiEkL3YFgk</a></p>&mdash; The Nati King (@thenatiking) <a href="https://twitter.com/thenatiking/status/1907487029769761091?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 2, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

But some of it is on him to just be happy!!

These ****ing losers have a woman negotiating for them???? My god what a mistake.

The Bengals have bungled negotiations (shocker!) but that guy needs to change his tampons. The franchise isn't losing fans over this. If those folks survived the 1990s, they aren't leaving while Burrow still plays.

Al Davis and Paul Brown's wives must have cheated on them. It is the only explanation for Mark and Mike.

LMAO Same lady just floated that the Bengals may relocate

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profoo...s-soon-as-2026

“We could, I guess, go wherever we wanted after this year if we didn’t pick the up option up,” Blackburn said. “So, you know, we’ll see. Like I said, all these things will be done in due course. We are having discussions, and so we’re hopeful that the county is thinking about it a lot too and wants to get it addressed in a way that would be beneficial to both of us.”

Dammit. I came here in the hopes Clay would be the one to take this out of context and post it...

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But, just to touch on it. I find it really funny that the FO wants everyone to bow to them and give them what they want...but they're not willing to do the same for players.

All they want is take, take, take. Bunch of ****ing hypocrites.

ROFL

LMAO What was taken out of context, champ? Everyone knows it's an empty threat by an inept executive.

There's no context to it at all. You're just showing where it talks about the possibilty of "moving".

Part of that possibility is just moving counties, not to another city, as if they're saying do it our way or we're gone.

All this brings up the obvious question, posed to Blackburn: If a deal can’t be reached with the county, is there a possibility the team would be open to moving to another county in Ohio or Kentucky?

“We love where we are,” Blackburn said. “I’m a big proponent of being downtown. I think that’s a great thing for the city. I think the location of the stadium right now is good. I think our stadium, obviously, needs to continue to be maintained appropriately, and you want to keep it at a certain level. That’s important just so that we’re competitive with others.”

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/624...-stadium-deal/

Hey, it's your co owner that's completely inept at the PR game. I'm just picking up what she's laying down.

Hey, calm down Mr ‘my franchise hasn’t won any superbowls’ guy

LMAO She publicly threatened to move AFTER THIS SEASON.

“We could, I guess, go wherever we wanted after this year if we didn’t pick the up option up,”

How genuinely inept could you possibly be to think anyone is taking you seriously after that. Like you're going to play a couple years at some bum**** college stadium and abandon Paycor while a new one is built in a neighboring county.

You also need to calm down Mr Sasquatch

Factory of Sadness LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Bengals exec Katie Blackburn subtly dropped a bombshell at the league meetings. She mentioned that the team could &quot;go wherever we wanted&quot; after the 2025 season, if the Bengals don&#39;t exercise a two-year extension on their Paycor Stadium lease by June 30. <a href="https://t.co/dHDgVl8RJM">https://t.co/dHDgVl8RJM</a></p>&mdash; ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) <a href="https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1907805012924793148?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 3, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Kate Blackburn sounds like she would have fit right in on the Pioli era Chiefs

I laughed uncontrollably at this gif. ROFL

It's Drop Dead Fred.

“Burrowhead” ruined an entire franchise.

That franchise was an embarrassment anyway, but somehow things got worse.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Defensive end with 4 career sacks and a 37% missed tackles rate the Bengals are hilarious</p>&mdash; 👾Rondíssímo👾 (@HoesDelRondo) <a href="https://twitter.com/HoesDelRondo/status/1915587177121010096?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 25, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

that's the type of stuff I want to hear about draft picks of the Bengals!

I'd rather take a risk on a guy like Stewart where the college production is lacking compared to his athleticism and frame/tools. Dontari Poe was in the same boat as this guy (different position, but still) and he was a fine player.

College production is for losers.

Mehfaulk?:hmmm:

Not very professional lol

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">.<a href="https://twitter.com/ShemarStewart14?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ShemarStewart14</a> meet <a href="https://twitter.com/JoeyB?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@JoeyB</a> ��<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WhoDey?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#WhoDey</a> <a href="https://t.co/TvrwPMAppt">pic.twitter.com/TvrwPMAppt</a></p>&mdash; Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) <a href="https://twitter.com/Bengals/status/1915852717060128817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 25, 2025</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

ROFL he just walks off

"let's get some sacks this year"

he said that with anger

what he meant was "this defense better not be ****ing shit this year or i'm demanding a trade"

Burrow is giving off douche vibes with that.

Hey, this is a thread where we make fun of the Bengals.

C'mon and pile on.

Truth is no matter how much we argue with each other none of us are Bangles fans and that is something to be grateful for.

Nobody got it better than us right now...

I can just hear Joey. "Is your name Jamar? No? Nice talking to ya."

“Big Gulps, eh?……… Welp, see ya later!”

"Sorry Mr. Perfect, I guess you never made a mistake."

Eh, even if Stewart is good the Bengals are just gonna royally piss him off in contract negotiations and make him leave anyway.

Who's the Ewok that he shakes hands with after the first guy? Is that their new draft pick?

Joe must have had to take a shit. LMAO

Need to find a clip of how pissed that player was last night when the Bengals drafted him. Most awkward interview of the night by a mile.

Usually he saves that for the postseason.

Boy you could really see this this weekend. Oof.

They got their Kingsley in rd 1. All “potential” looking good in underwear but not producing on the field despite playing with Shemar Turner, Walter Nolen and Nic Scourton the last 2 years. Also the missed tackle eye popping stat was insane. There’s a reason many of us have not liked this kid for several weeks.

Taking him over Harmon or even Pearce was really stupid.

They also didn’t draft a single DT or DB. They took multiple G’s and LB’s. It’s as if they didn’t watch their shit secondary get torched every single week.

This team isn’t sniffing the playoffs. Not in that division. I’d be surprised if they got back.