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Originally Posted by Ragged Robin (Post 11593840)

I don't think anyone needs a reminder on how bad the prequels are ROFL

Anyone who's clamoring for a spin-off movie based on Obi Wan needs to be reminded of how that character was ass raped by Lucas in the prequels.

A lot of people seem to have forgotten... I'm not the type that would forget DRY ANAL RAPE. (Midichlorians)

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 11595212)

Aye, now here's a good topic.

After suffering through the majority of the questions given to the panel at Comi-Con( sweet Christ, some of that shit made me cringe ), I am suprised that no one asked the most obvious question of all:

"If the force is "awakening", is it possible that you are moving away from the 'science' of the force(midi-bidi's), and back to a more open-ended approach to what qualifies for force-sensitivity"?

DUH, DIPSHITS. HELLO?!?!?

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11593841)

If you need a website or anyone else to frame your point of view for, well anything, you're doing it wrong.

I didn't need it to realize they sucked, believe me. But, if you watch it, you'll see how bad thy really are. It's entertaining and basically covers stuff you never thought of.

http://makingstarwars.net/2015/07/st...ctic-conflict/

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For the most part, here are the “macro” events that transpire after Return of the Jedi. The information is very reliable.

Coruscant was in chaos, Grand Vizier Mas Amedda attempted to keep the Empire together by any means necessary.

The Imperial chain of command was is in disarray; no one knew exactly which superior officer they were supposed to follow or what the consequences for doing so might be.

Several powerful people tried to declare themselves Emperor; the rank and file didn’t really care much for those declarations any longer.

Pretenders to the throne used their forces to fight one another and chaos ensued.

The Anoat sector was cut off completely.

The Rebel Alliance secured several systems and set up bases there in relative peace with minor resistance.

The Rebel Alliance proclaimed itself the New Republic by this time.

The New Republic was established in the Hosnian System.

One year after The Battle of Endor the galaxy was still embroiled in all-out war, however.

Emperor Palpatine was praised as a martyr by many and young and untrained Imperial Cadets were sent to the front lines in his name.

Many battles for Naboo were fought in the year after Palpatine’s death.
The capital of Naboo, Theed, was well protected and stable.

Imperial sympathizers tried rallying at Naboo because it was Palpatine’s homeworld. The planet was still relatively wealthy and healthy.

The Empire repeatedly tried to invade Naboo, but every attempt was thwarted.

The New Republic celebrated its victory in liberating Naboo by the third battle.

Sondiv Sella served the New Republic beside Mon Mothma and Leia Organa.
The New Republic had a provisional galactic senate with elected representatives established.

Imperial laws were rewritten by the New Republic to be more benevolent and just.

Democracy was returning.

Worlds polluted by Imperial strip mining were being rebuilt; there were also slavery reparations.

One year out, Jakku was seen as a worthless world.

There was strategic value in Jakku for one power-hungry Moff who wanted to win back the sector.

General Carlist Rieekan, a leader of the New Republic, sent a team out to capture a Star Destroyer christened Inflictor, over Jakku.

The Battle of Jakku took place in the stars, in the sky, and on land.

The Battle of Jakku was the largest battle since the Battle of Endor.

The New Republic gained an advantage through better tactics, despite the Empire outnumbering them vastly.

The Captain of The Inflictor decided to follow protocol and scuttle the ship rather than surrender it.

The ship then crashed to the surface of Jakku.

One month after the Battle of Jakku there were no longer any large-scale battles by the Empire and they vanished into a nebula.

Having gathered their forces for a counterattack and established a new chain of command, Imperial vessels within Core and Inner Rim areas stayed within borders defined by a treaty, waiting to erupt at any moment.

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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11597401)

http://makingstarwars.net/2015/07/st...ctic-conflict/

So is that the Inflictor on Jakku in the trailer?

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Originally Posted by unlurking (Post 11597620)

So is that the Inflictor on Jakku in the trailer?

Clearly.

Also, great name for a Star Destroyer.

Harrison Ford is still a dick. LMAO

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net...4c&oe=565126CE

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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11597685)

Harrison Ford is still a dick. LMAO

I think it's far more likely that he was recovering from his accident

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 11597801)

I think it's far more likely that he was recovering from his accident

Photo was taken at comicon, he was there.

OK. So now it's just weird that he wasn't in it. Maybe he hates EW.

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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11597815)

OK. So now it's just weird that he wasn't in it. Maybe he hates EW.

He's 71 years old and coming off of not one, but two pretty serious injuries.

The older one becomes, the longer and more difficult the healing process becomes as well.

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Originally Posted by Stop, Chiefs (Post 11597815)

OK. So now it's just weird that he wasn't in it. Maybe he hates EW.

Maybe he was taking a leak?

I'm sure someone somewhere is reading that as EW comfirming Han's death in the movie.