Now that our session is complete. Where should I send the bill?

Also, I have no idea what that gif is...other than being an African American man.

Absolutely. And if I did those things, I would be lying to myself. I would be going to these places trying to get with a woman. And that's not something I want right now.

So again, the idea that love is going to find me...total bullshit.

But if Samantha wants to make love in the dairy section I'm down.

I paid for a girls lunch one time at a restaurant (she was with her mother and moms love that shit), my waitress even gave her my number to help me out. She texted me two days later. Some things are pretty simple.

You might try something new. I don't know. You ever volunteer anywhere? That's good for the soul and you meet some fascinating folks. Explore some things you haven't tried that you think you won't like. You might surprise yourself.

Then again, the box that you've confined yourself to might just be too comfy.

It's fun shit like that, where you kind of push your own comfort limits, that will often yield results in the bedroom and in your self image.

ROFL

Hahahaha. I've given out enough free dinners in the last 4 months. No thanks.

I told the waitress to tell her I paid so she can at least see what I looked like. Girls won't text a guy if they haven't seen them. The waitress did just that and I guess she was interested. We hung out for a few weeks then she moved to go to school. She was super nice and gorgeous too.

Whenever I go into the supermarket I just think/project that every good looking woman in the store wants me! Nothing like giving a middle aged woman a smile and seeing her light up!!!!

Aint that the truth!

I should combine this with Inmem's bullshit and pay for a girl's groceries at random.

I won't do it at Aldi, though. She might think I'm cheap.

I feel the same way lol.

Next time, stand to one and talk like a ****ing chef. I did it once and it was awesome

"Hey dad I'm at the store picking up some stuff for chicken piccata, I'm making mom dinner tonight for her birthday"


ROFL


I've done it all. Bitches are easy.

You've given them out like a chump who reeks of desperation.

Inmem came off like some kind of mysterious wunderkind who had the balls to do something kind, showing his interest, but really not giving a shit.

If you can't tell the difference between the two... Stick to internet porn and save yourself the trouble.

Hey **** stick it worked didn't it? I did that once and you paid for how many dinners recently? 4?

When I noticed she was with her mom that was the green light. Get in good with mom and BOOM!!!!!

I gave her a decent smile and waved bye. Reminder don't show teeth when you smile it comes off as creepy. Just a plain ole smile works in that kind of situation .