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Bowser 09-22-2009 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6101052)
She was more than likely just trying to be polite. Consider yourself lucky, she could have said that she would rather lick the hairy taint of a homeless guy rather than date u again. So hey, u may still have a chance. :thumb:

Maybe she already had, and realized at the last moment that she forgot to brush her teeth before she went on the date with GoChiefs?

Hammock Parties 09-22-2009 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 6101058)
Yes. I'm not trying to be mean, but they way she worded it sounds like she has no plans on going out again.

"we should do this again sometime" is a particular wording? :spock:

Spott 09-22-2009 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101068)
"we should do this again sometime" is a particular wording? :spock:

Women are crazy. To a woman(and some men), sometime=never. If she was interested, she would have said "we should get together this Friday since I'm off work that night" or something to that effect.

luv 09-22-2009 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101016)
Well, I just had another date. She was really freaking cute. A redhead, angel-eyed opera singer. She was 22. We had a nice enough time but she seemed a little nervous. No kiss, but she did say "we should do this again sometime." She's a fan of letting things happen "organically" so she probably likes to take things slow. She has three tattoos and a nose ring, though, so her inner slut is in there somewhere.

And actually, I'd love to hear her sing. I mean, shit, I don't wanna just **** her, you know?

But, yeah...I'd like to hit it.

Since when did you become interested in dating?

And, uh, yea, sorry, she's not interested.

Hammock Parties 09-22-2009 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6101093)
Since when did you become interested in dating?

And, uh, yea, sorry, she's not interested.

I've always been interested in dating. Dating leads to sex. I've only been on one actual hookup.

SPchief 09-22-2009 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101043)
The last part is on her profile. She didn't say that.

You think the fact she expressed interest in a second date indicates she's not interested? :spock:

Are you really this naive?

patteeu 09-22-2009 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101068)
"we should do this again sometime" is a particular wording? :spock:

You're a better judge of what she meant by that than any of the rest of us. Who was there, you or these other guys? If you think she meant she was interested in a 2nd date, she probably was. If it sounded like a blow-off, it probably was. Only one way to find out for sure though.

Spott 09-22-2009 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6101105)
Only one way to find out for sure though.

Blow up her cell phone with texts and voicemails?

luv 09-22-2009 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 6101116)
Blow up her cell phone with texts and voicemails?

If she's interested, then one is all it should take, and it won't matter when.

Hammock Parties 09-22-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 6101116)
Blow up her cell phone with texts and voicemails?

I'll call her Thursday night. Texting is for pussies.

The other girl I went out with is a sure thing, IMO. She was sucking my face like it was made of cock.

dirk digler 09-22-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101016)
Well, I just had another date. She was really freaking cute. A redhead, angel-eyed opera singer. She was 22. We had a nice enough time but she seemed a little nervous. No kiss, but she did say "we should do this again sometime." She's a fan of letting things happen "organically" so she probably likes to take things slow. She has three tattoos and a nose ring, though, so her inner slut is in there somewhere.

And actually, I'd love to hear her sing. I mean, shit, I don't wanna just **** her, you know?

But, yeah...I'd like to hit it.

Yeah you are probably ****ed. She meant sometime in the next century.

Spott 09-22-2009 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101122)
I'll call her Thursday night. Texting is for pussies.

The other girl I went out with is a sure thing, IMO. She was sucking my face like it was made of cock.

Maybe she thought it smelled like cock?

luv 09-22-2009 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101122)
I'll call her Thursday night. Texting is for pussies.

The other girl I went out with is a sure thing, IMO. She was sucking my face like it was made of cock.

That could be either a good or bad thing.

dirk digler 09-22-2009 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 6101124)
Maybe she thought it smelled like cock?

LMAO
LMAO

Did you forget to wash up after that guy jizzed in your face Clay?

LMAO

Simply Red 09-22-2009 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101122)
I'll call her Thursday night. Texting is for pussies.

The other girl I went out with is a sure thing, IMO. She was sucking my face like it was made of cock.

holy hanging curve UP in the strike-zone.

luv 09-22-2009 11:06 PM

Men are so pissy. I have a guy tell me that he wants to watch me with another woman. I told him he was a hot guy, so he shouldn't have too much trouble finding two women who'd be willing to do that for him. He asked me what my point was. I told him I wasn't one of those women.

BigMeatballDave 09-22-2009 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6101333)
Men are so pissy. I have a guy tell me that he wants to watch me with another woman. I told him he was a hot guy, so he shouldn't have too much trouble finding two women who'd be willing to do that for him. He asked me what my point was. I told him I wasn't one of those women.

I like watching 2 women... one doing my laundry, and the other doing the dishes...:D

luv 09-22-2009 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6101359)
I like watching 2 women... one doing my laundry, and the other doing the dishes...:D

LMAO

What's funnier is that he asked me why. Asked me if I had any kinky friends.
I told him that he might try hitting on college girls, because I'm old and set in my ways. I'll be damned if that wasn't a conversation killer...lol.

Hammock Parties 09-22-2009 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 6101123)
Yeah you are probably ****ed. She meant sometime in the next century.

Why? She was in no hurry to get out of the restaurant after we paid the bill. It was pretty clear she did not mind my company at all.

I probably sound a little desperate. Of course, I am. I've never had a second date. Help me face-sucking drunk girl, you're my only hope.

Valiant 09-22-2009 11:24 PM

If she was interested she would have set something up immediately.. Like how about friday or this weekend.. She gave you the easy brushoff..

BigMeatballDave 09-22-2009 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6101363)
LMAO

What's funnier is that he asked me why. Asked me if I had any kinky friends.
I told him that he might try hitting on college girls, because I'm old and set in my ways. I'll be damned if that wasn't a conversation killer...lol.

Old? 32, right? That is hardly old. I'll be 39 next month and I tend to target women in their early 30s. How old was this guy? Mid 20s I bet. You like 'em young, you Cougar. ;)

luv 09-22-2009 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6101381)
Old? 32, right? That is hardly old. I'll be 39 next month and I tend to target women in their early 30s. How old was this guy? Mid 20s I bet. You like 'em young, you Cougar. ;)

I believe he's 36. Local DJ who thinks he can get whatever whenever. I love proving people wrong. :D

Hammock Parties 09-22-2009 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 6101380)
If she was interested she would have set something up immediately.. Like how about friday or this weekend.. She gave you the easy brushoff..

Maybe so.

Well, at least I had two dates in four days. That's a record for me. I must be doing SOMETHING right.

patteeu 09-23-2009 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 6101380)
If she was interested she would have set something up immediately.. Like how about friday or this weekend.. She gave you the easy brushoff..

As if all girls are identical. Maybe you're right, but it's just as possible that you're wrong. Maybe she was hoping he'd set something up immediately or maybe she didn't want to come across as too pushy/desperate.

Fire Me Boy! 09-23-2009 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101016)
Well, I just had another date. She was really freaking cute. A redhead, angel-eyed opera singer. She was 22. We had a nice enough time but she seemed a little nervous. No kiss, but she did say "we should do this again sometime." She's a fan of letting things happen "organically" so she probably likes to take things slow. She has three tattoos and a nose ring, though, so her inner slut is in there somewhere.

And actually, I'd love to hear her sing. I mean, shit, I don't wanna just **** her, you know?

But, yeah...I'd like to hit it.

Pics of hottie opera singer please.

dirk digler 09-23-2009 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101371)
Why? She was in no hurry to get out of the restaurant after we paid the bill. It was pretty clear she did not mind my company at all.

I probably sound a little desperate. Of course, I am. I've never had a second date. Help me face-sucking drunk girl, you're my only hope.

What she said doesn't sound like some one who is interested and wanted to give you the brush off. Of course I could be wrong because I wasn't there. Next time you need to video record your dates so we can help you out more.

rockymtnchief 09-23-2009 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 6101799)
As if all girls are identical. Maybe you're right, but it's just as possible that you're wrong. Maybe she was hoping he'd set something up immediately or maybe she didn't want to come across as too pushy/desperate.

As much as I like to see GC crash and burn on his interweb skank dates, this could be the case. Maybe she doesn't want to seem desperate.

Keep confident, don't be a douche, and stop showing up for dates in your Star Wars gear.

Hammock Parties 09-23-2009 07:20 AM

Another thing that's relevant: she just moved to Texas last month. From New England.

Hammock Parties 09-23-2009 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 6101844)
Next time you need to video record your dates so we can help you out more.

ROFL

The thought of bringing a pocket audio recorder has crossed my mind...

Agent V 09-23-2009 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101874)
ROFL

The thought of bringing a pocket audio recorder has crossed my mind...

ROFL

Those new iPod Nanos have video cameras in them. Talk about creepy. :)

wild1 09-23-2009 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101371)
Why? She was in no hurry to get out of the restaurant after we paid the bill. It was pretty clear she did not mind my company at all.

I probably sound a little desperate. Of course, I am. I've never had a second date. Help me face-sucking drunk girl, you're my only hope.

Well, no offense intended (seriously, just trying to help), but most women deep down are looking for someone with long term potential if they are dating. If they just want to get dirty they can go to the bar and pick the hottest guy they can find. In dating/relationships they picture someone who can protect/provide in the future for them and for their family. Get a job, get your own place. Start taking some classes (there'll be plenty of women there anyway). It will probably do wonders for your confidence which is what they notice. No matter how nice and genuine you might be in real life, unemployed and lives with parents will never get you a second date. Take control, work on those things. Life will work itself out if you take control of it.

Apologies if I don't have a correct knowledge of your situation. Just going by what is said here.

Hammock Parties 09-23-2009 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by chief103182 (Post 6101900)
ROFL

Those new iPod Nanos have video cameras in them. Talk about creepy. :)

I could bring the laptop and run Gmail voice chat for real time audio stream....

Agent V 09-23-2009 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101908)
I could bring the laptop and run Gmail voice chat for real time audio stream....

Yes, much more inconspicuous.

Hammock Parties 09-23-2009 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by chief103182 (Post 6101911)
Yes, much more inconspicuous.

I would so love the feedback. I don't have a clue how to initiate sexy talk with girls unless they give some obvious sign. I usually sit around talking about whatever their interests are and attempting to be mildly witty.

rockymtnchief 09-23-2009 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6101913)
I would so love the feedback. I don't have a clue how to initiate sexy talk with girls unless they give some obvious sign. I usually sit around talking about whatever their interests are and attempting to be mildly witty.

Come run around with me for a week. I'd bet all my casino cash that I'm the ugliest person on this board. I've gained weight since I quit chewing. My phone is still ringing from women. I should probably get back in sales.

Over-Head 09-23-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6101052)
She was more than likely just trying to be polite. Consider yourself lucky, she could have said that she would rather lick the hairy taint of a homeless guy rather than date u again. So hey, u may still have a chance. :thumb:

ROFLROFLROFL
Sweet dancen Jesus in the garden Goatboy.
Thats TWO in a row you wined ,dined, and got high fived from.
Just go see a hooker will ya!:doh!:

Over-Head 09-23-2009 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6101381)
Old? 32, right? That is hardly old. I'll be 39 next month and I tend to target women in their early 30s. How old was this guy? Mid 20s I bet. You like 'em young, you Cougar. ;)

Haaaa kids you two:(

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 07:17 PM

I'm about to call Abi (opera girl) and attempt to get a second date.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Vb5goKX24J...BadFeeling.jpg

Spott 09-24-2009 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6106680)
I'm about to call Abi (opera girl) and attempt to get a second date.

And?

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 08:41 PM

She's busy this weekend.

Probably busy for the rest of eternity, most likely.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...uy_suicide.gif

Simply Red 09-24-2009 08:46 PM

there's a learning curve, and I promise I don't mean that assholish. Give dating some time, but DON'T stop trying.

Keep your head straight. I have danced all around getting some hot trim. I know i'm doing something wrong. I've yet to pinpt. it, SPECIFICALLY, but I'm still trying. I'm mixing the batter up on a few cakes now, I just hope they don't fall while baking. This dating shit is different these days.

Lumpy 09-24-2009 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6106830)
She's busy this weekend.

Probably busy for the rest of eternity, most likely.

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/i...uy_suicide.gif

Told ya. She would rather suck on a hobo's hairy nutsack. :p

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6106840)
Told ya. She would rather suck on a hobo's hairy nutsack. :p

There must be something horribly, horribly wrong with me. That girl drove like an hour to see me.

Simply Red 09-24-2009 08:52 PM

GoChiefs, i just heard about this saying, it's: 'Treat a woman like you'd treat an eager cat' <- I really liked that. I don't really recall who told me, I think it was this homeless drunk w/ swine flu and whopping-cough.

Lumpy 09-24-2009 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6106842)
There must be something horribly, horribly wrong with me. That girl drove like an hour to see me.

Don't beat yourself up over it. Seriously. What happened to cougar chasing? I saw one at the Walgreen's the other night and thought, "damn GC would be all over that".

Simply Red 09-24-2009 08:58 PM

basically GoChiefs, you have to treat them badly. Sorry, it's true.

Lumpy 09-24-2009 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6106855)
basically GoChiefs, you have to treat them badly. Sorry, it's true.

WTF Red?! Don't tell him that BS. He just needs to be suave.

Simply Red 09-24-2009 09:00 PM

Unless you're talking committed relationship, then you have to jump on the one that shows up every five yrs., or so. However, if you're seeking some girl who is hot AND you both want nothing serious, well then, you have to be a dick.

Simply Red 09-24-2009 09:02 PM

... just droppin' science, it is what the hell, it is.

BWillie 09-24-2009 09:03 PM

Just stand outside of an anorexia clinic and hit on bitches. Girls with anorexia always have low self esteem, and you don't have to worry about goin' hoggin

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6106844)
GoChiefs, i just heard about this saying, it's: 'Treat a woman like you'd treat an eager cat' <- I really liked that. I don't really recall who told me, I think it was this homeless drunk w/ swine flu and whopping-cough.

It's not in my nature. Deep down, I'm very needy. I can hide it by being laid back. I can't do a 180.

Simply Red 09-24-2009 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6106873)
It's not in my nature. Deep down, I'm very needy. I can hide it by being laid back. I can't do a 180.

"Go out there and get a god damned girl, CLAY!!! Shit, when we ran out, we had ONLY drive-ins, we didn't have these Matchbooks.com!" /shitmydadsays

Chiefs=Champions 09-24-2009 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6106861)
Unless you're talking committed relationship, then you have to jump on the one that shows up every five yrs., or so. However, if you're seeking some girl who is hot AND you both want nothing serious, well then, you have to be a dick.

This. You dont have to be a dick exactly but you have to be confident and cocky, otherwise its just not gonna happen for you Claythan...

What they say about nice guys is true... I'm afraid :(

BWillie 09-24-2009 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by I=SUCK (Post 6106902)
This. You dont have to be a dick exactly but you have to be confident and cocky, otherwise its just not gonna happen for you Claythan...

What they say about nice guys is true... I'm afraid :(

You just have to act like a douchebag.

Lumpy 09-24-2009 09:17 PM

:doh!:

boogblaster 09-24-2009 09:18 PM

Just ask if they want to go with you for some sex ... if not ask another ..

BWillie 09-24-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 6106926)
Just ask if they want to go with you for some sex ... if not ask another ..

What do you say we go out for some chicken, and some sex. You know, see what happens

Simply Red 09-24-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by boogblaster (Post 6106926)
Just ask if they want to go with you for some sex ... if not ask another ..

you make me proud to be in the Sept 2005 class.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6106930)
What do you say we go out for some chicken, and some sex. You know, see what happens

Have you actually used this shit? Really?

I just can't do that.

PS - flirting with 19-year old. lolololol

Simply Red 09-24-2009 09:21 PM

I'm not trying to beat this to death. but....


...anybody know of any good streaming adult websites?

BWillie 09-24-2009 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6106934)
Have you actually used this shit? Really?

I just can't do that.

PS - flirting with 19-year old. lolololol

Oh yeah. It doesn't usually work, but when it works it works. But in all seriousness, it's from Anchorman, chief.

luv 09-24-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6106860)
WTF Red?! Don't tell him that BS. He just needs to be suave.

Which he will never learn talking to them online. I swear, the boy needs to go out, wherever, and hit on someone.

BigMeatballDave 09-24-2009 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6106934)
Have you actually used this shit? Really?

I just can't do that.

PS - flirting with 19-year old. lolololol

19? Wow. I haven't had a 19 yo since I was 25...

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6107014)
19? Wow. I haven't had a 19 yo since I was 25...

I doubt I will. We exchanged one message. She hasn't replied to my reply to her reply.

Flaky flaky flaky. But at least you know 19-year olds want sex.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 10:08 PM

In hindsight I may have talked too much about Star Trek the other night at dinner.

But she brought it up!

BigMeatballDave 09-24-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6107032)
In hindsight I may have talked too much about Star Trek the other night at dinner.

But she brought it up!

She brought it up? I bet you JIYP.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6107036)
She brought it up? I bet you JIYP.

Dude she cried when Kirk's daddy died!

I started writing out my marriage vows.

BigMeatballDave 09-24-2009 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6107039)
Dude she cried when Kirk's daddy died!

I started writing out my marriage vows.

ROFL

Simply Red 09-24-2009 10:30 PM

let me go ahead and lay out my disfunction regarding trying to develop relationships, etc...

If a girl isn't equally as anxious to meet me as I am them, I turn the lamp OFF. And this has been my problem all along, I have no idea how to fix it, I'm not sure WHY i do that, BUT, I'm sure that I DO, do that. Now ... I'm not saying i'm all that, or anything, but, my companion will naturally be anxious to meet me or interested in finding out chemestry, etc...

If it doesn't work like that, it's almost as if I'm offended. This is a MAJOR problem of mine, MAJOR. But, I'm trying to work on it.

BUT - Anyone thinking dating hasen't substantially changed over 5 years, is just plain dumb, or blind, or def (i guess)

I'm seriously STILL frustrated too, I sometimes wish I WERE gay.

Hammock Parties 09-24-2009 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6107066)

If a girl isn't equally as anxious to meet me as I am them, I turn the lamp OFF.



That's what's so weird. This girl drove like an hour to see me. I couldn't find the Starbucks, called her, and she was like "I can't find it either!" She didn't bail.

Quote:

I'm seriously STILL frustrated too, I sometimes wish I WERE gay.
Gay guys have it easy. I could score so much ass if I were gay. I could have a different stud blowing me every night of the week.

And in the case of bi guys, I could **** their girlfriends, too!

SenselessChiefsFan 09-25-2009 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6106873)
It's not in my nature. Deep down, I'm very needy .

Really? Man... who knew?

Hammock Parties 09-25-2009 09:23 PM

Yay, I have another date. This one is 19. Unff. Tomorrow night! PUSSY HUNT '09 MARCHES ON!

Simply Red 09-25-2009 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6109718)
Yay, I have another date. This one is 19. Unff. Tomorrow night! PUSSY HUNT '09 MARCHES ON!

Buttman does RIO!!!

Hammock Parties 09-25-2009 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6109738)
Buttman does RIO!!!

http://homepage.mac.com/carpetback/i...3donkeyhr6.jpg

boogblaster 09-25-2009 09:43 PM

Lad, pull down their pants insert your sausage pump groan smile say goodbye leave ....

Simply Red 09-25-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6109759)

That girl on the left is dynamite, i'd seriously put my tongue up her butt.

btlook1 09-25-2009 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6109868)
That girl on the left is dynamite, i'd seriously put my tongue up her butt.

I agree...smokin....the one far right is pretty nice to!

Hammock Parties 09-26-2009 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6109718)
Yay, I have another date. This one is 19. Unff. Tomorrow night! PUSSY HUNT '09 MARCHES ON!

OK gentleman. Any tips on nailing 19-year old bitches?

JD10367 09-26-2009 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6110496)
OK gentleman. Any tips on nailing 19-year old bitches?

Yeah. Bring a good-lookin' friend. Maybe he'll let you watch. :D

Hammock Parties 09-26-2009 05:34 PM

Out the door. Let's do this shit. If I don't post between now and midnight, you know something went DOWN.


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