What really grinds my gears.....
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. They are so ****ing annoying!! And damn brown paper packages. Those too. |
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One of these days I'll do it. Maybe Answer the phone and act like i think i'm talking to my hot mistress. "Oh, ****, I've been waiting for your call. **** I'm SOOOOO hot right now. I'm stroking myself so fast thinking about that time I PIIYB. OHHHHH" |
hate all the bs pohone calls ....
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I will never have kids. Or maybe I would love my two year old whereas I find my boss' to be a holy terror.
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Jesus Christ in a chicken basket.
No...some ****ing employee who you've never heard of in IT did NOT create a Google doc for you to fill in your ****ing login info. It's a goddamned PHISHING attempt, just like the previous 672 that slipped through the Barracuda, which I forwarded to EVERYONE informing them that IT WILL NEVER ASK YOU TO FILL OUT A ****ING FORM WITH THAT INFO. |
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Look IT guy.....if I call into the help desk and throughly explain the problem that I'm having....please don't immediately ask me to restart my computer and check to make sure my network cable is still plugged in. I'm not dumb....I've already tried those.
And I know that you have to deal with reeruns throughout the day that have no clue what they're doing when it comes to computers.....but I'm not one of them. |
Bob Dole apologizes for not prioritizing the departmental work requests and projects in a manner that placed your desire to rearrange your office--with no respect to the locations of the network jack--at or near the top of the list.
Rest assured that it will be at least another 6 weeks before we bother to even think about your idiotic request. In the meantime, you might consider spending $12 of your departmental budget to purchase 2, 20' CAT5 cables instead of repeatedly insisting that Bob Dole's staff custom make them for you. |
Customer service or help desk people who speak English as a second language.
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I'm looking at YOU Cox Communications.... |
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US Bank... I'm looking at you!!! |
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