Originally Posted by Rausch

Abandon all hope ye' who enter here without sarcasm...

Originally Posted by luv

Well, if it helps, I don't think you sound like a whiney bidge until after at least 20.

Originally Posted by Rausch

Thanks. At current pace that gives me about 30 minutes...

Originally Posted by Katipan

You don't get much female attention do you?

I realize your attention span is the equivalent of your penis length, but you're the one who was talking shit in this thread. The irony in your disdain wasn't noticed only by me.

I know I'm not the first woman to point out your inadequacies, and I will surely not be the last.

You should learn how to accept it with more grace. You've got a long life of it ahead of you.

Originally Posted by cdcox

I will occasionally use a smiley to indicate an actual emotion.

I genearlly don't use smilies to show I'm being sarcastic or ironic. I don't assume people are so humor impaired that they can't tell when I'm joking. Putting a smiley at the end of your comment is like laughing at your own joke. And I don't care what the netiquette police think.

Originally Posted by luv

This guy has more exes on the Planet than I've had boyfriends in....my entire life. Well, serious boyfriends anyway.

Originally Posted by Katipan

Only a reerun would need to cover his ass in fear.

Originally Posted by Halfcan

Damm Stumpy, most crazy exes track you to a bar, or maybe a friends house-but this is at least 2 tracking you on the Planet?? Next chick you hookup with, I would'nt mention this place.

Originally Posted by Iowanian

whoa! whoa Whoa miss Lippy,

I can think of situations where very intelligent persons might choose to cover their asses...specifically, I prison shower, or in a submarine that has been out to sea for a couple of months.

Originally Posted by Demonpenz

when you just admit that you have a small penis but a good tounge you can save some grace in an argument. I was arguing an ex of course and she was either going to go with the one time she caught me crying or my small penis, when she used the penis i went straight to the counterpoint of "You didn't seem to mind captain hook in your mouth" oh and my friend died in a car wreck thats why i was crying

Originally Posted by Katipan

pussy!

Originally Posted by Iowanian

This is the part where halfcan realizes that bucgurl is now single, and has some disposable income and says "soooo, got any neked pics you could IM, lets go out"