Last night made it official: Elvis never won the Heisman trophy(but one of his teammates did).

Still no playoffs? Damn.

Thanks for adapting "Mazmerized"....

Today's game still leaves Elvis without a playoff win.

While I’m no longer typing in 3rd person, it seems that Elvis has still not won a playoff game.

You mean I spent a whole weekend away and Elvis still hasn't won a playoff game?

With all of the other discussion, it should not be forgotten that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

The US Supreme Court questions why Elvis has never won a playoff game...

I thought the Carolina game was a playoff game. Sucks being Elvis.

Just went out to warm up my car, Did Elvis win a playoff game while I was gone?

I think Someone should request that David Letterman develope a "top 10" list of reasons that Elvis hasn't won a playoff game.

I'll start.
1.Jon Baker
2.Pete Stoyonovich
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

#1 RBBC
#2 Run it and play Defense philosphy
#3 McGlockton (For Clint)
#4 Gannon (He made EG nervous)
#5 Marty Shottenheimer
#6 Jimmy Raye
#7 Gunther Cunningham
#8 Kurt Schottenheimier
#9 Inability to run down into the endzone to high five his reciever who just caught a TD
#10 Interceptions

Boies is arguing that Elvis has won a playoff game because of the intention to win a playoff game!

Klock is arguing that Elvis cannot win a playoff game since the rules states your team must make the playoffs first!

Supreme Court is now deliberating...
;)<P>

Went to the auto supply store at lunch and overheard a conversation regarding the fact that Elvis has never won a playoff game.

(Bob Dole apparently has absolutely no aversion to beating a dead horse.)

Bob Dole will only need to do this for about...oh....2 more years before he even aproaches the beaten horse of Fluffy.

just a end of day reminder...Even though it is snowing and cold, and I've done recount..Elvis has still not won a playoff game...nor have Rich Gannon or Myself.