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|Zach| 01-31-2007 05:29 PM

I once saw Phil scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-31-2007 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
You know what, dip your pickle in battery acid.

I did make that comment, directed at quicksurfer. He'd been throwing a tizzy fit about not finding a cat he was too high and lazy to look for, and had spent a couple of days being very cavalier about getting his girlfriend an abortion, and was only concerned by the cost and inconvenience. His attitude was similar to throwing out some bad milk.
It was probably close to the line and I removed the comment later, but I stand by that sentiment with his attitude.

You can fancy yourself a vocabulized psuedointellectual all you want, but in the big picture, you routinely show that you know exactly jack shit.


as for Kyle....You guys should get off his ass. He is going to do the upgrade a year and a half ago. Sheeeeesh.

regardless of that, the board works, we're all here. Show enough antagonism and he might just pull the plug.



Regarding my shit: I could shit out my intestines from Ebola, and their bloody lining would contain more insight, reason and intelligence than your tripe could ever approach on your best day. You've found a niche here...congrats. Much like the dumbass senior that everyone in the frat loves in spite of the fact that he licks ashtrays when drunk, and pisses himself for two dollars, you're popular, cue Nada Surf. I was there that day, I read that thread, my name is the first one in the goddamned thread, you slack-jawed fuckstick. QuickSsurfer didn't show the kind of contemplation one would normally see from a person regarding that subject, but there is a difference between being dim, and being a murderer, as you so brazenly conflate him to be. You might want to take a history lesson, or you could just put that gorilla suit you fancy so much back on your wife, so she's actually cute enough to give you a slightly curled semi.

Regarding you: You walk around here like you are some kind of badass laying the textual smacketh downeth on all those who appear to transgress you, when in reality your imagination is about as substantive as the trail from your ass to your shriveled nutsac. You're an internet bully, basically a watered-down e-version of Sid Farkus, or the trailer dweller whose best days were when he used to abscond lunch money from his 3rd grade classmates when his dumbass was 11 and three years behind. You can't function properly unless you are a segment of the mob mentality, piling it on someone while the other dolts cheer you on. You're a nothing, and you always have been. You know it, and I know it. You don't like me because I'm smarter than you, and I let you know it every time I reply to one of your posts. You don't like the fact that there is a mutual knowledge of my intellectual superiority to you. Sorry, but I don't give a fuck. Deal with it. I can point out your hypocrisies the same way I can squash bugs. Christian man, eh? "Dip my pickle in battery acid". Thanks. The comment itself doesn't bother me, aside from its banality, but it does make me laugh. You, who claim to be a Christian, as you do in the one of the Believer threads, come across as the most hateful and abusive person on here...you're a complete hypocrite, much like your brain is five pounds of monkey shit stuffed into a ten pound bag.


And next time, instead of vocabulized, go with something like garrulous, effusive, or erudite. But then again, what should one expect from someone proud enough to encorporate central Jesusland into his user name.

Dumbass.

JazzzLovr 01-31-2007 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
You don't like me because I'm smarter than you, and I let you know it every time I reply to one of your posts. You don't like the fact that their is a mutual knowledge of my intellectual superiority to you.

I'm convinced.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-31-2007 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr
I'm convinced.

Go make me a pie.

Phobia 01-31-2007 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
And next time, instead of vocabulized, go with something like garrulous, effusive, or erudite. But then again, what should one expect from someone proud enough to encorporate central Jesusland into his user name.

Dumbass.

I don't think you're all that incredibly intelligent either. Sure you throw down some $.50 words and sometimes you spell them correctly but you're a prick more often than you're kind. Plus you're screwing up my "I love Phil and here's why" thread. That's just wrong.

Prick.

JazzzLovr 01-31-2007 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
Go make me a pie.

Have you served in the military?

Nzoner 01-31-2007 06:52 PM

Well shit and here I was going to read a book tonight

http://tinyurl.com/37sfrw

Phobia 01-31-2007 06:56 PM

Gochiefs, will you please coordinate an editing effort for future HAthan Jenkins posts?

Sully 01-31-2007 06:58 PM

Without taking sides...

That was a quality post.

Phobia 01-31-2007 07:01 PM

Thanks Sully.

Phobia 01-31-2007 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins
or the trailer dweller whose best days were when he used to abscond lunch money from his 3rd grade classmates

I'm still trying to wrap my feeble mind around this fragment of a sentence. Would somebody please explain what it means to me? Preferably somebody smarter than Iowanian...

FAX 01-31-2007 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm still trying to wrap my feeble mind around this fragment of a sentence. Would somebody please explain what it means to me? Preferably somebody smarter than Iowanian...

I think it means that little Mr. Iowanian used to use his pencils of doom to intimidate other children until they gave him a quarter.

FAX

stumppy 01-31-2007 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
I'm still trying to wrap my feeble mind around this fragment of a sentence. Would somebody please explain what it means to me? Preferably somebody smarter than Iowanian...


Maybe BG will stop in and help you out.

Phobia 01-31-2007 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX
I think it means that little Mr. Iowanian used to use his pencils of doom to intimidate other children until they gave him a quarter.

FAX

Did he then flee or did the lunch money leave hastily? I just don't understand.

FAX 01-31-2007 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Did he then flee or did the lunch money leave hastily? I just don't understand.

Well, I think it means that after little Mr. Iowanian doompenciled his enemies, he would saunter off with the quarters. I don't think it necessarily means "flee". I think "stroll away in a state of arrogant glee" would be the best way to put it. Kind of like Brad Pitt would do in Troy.

FAX


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