Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8799080)

Cool, but you left out one thing thats been gnawing at my brain stem. Did you actually beat Mike Tyson in Punch Out? Because if so, I salute you.

Originally Posted by The God Hypothesis (Post 8799133)

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/im...glLm6XNBcvDBtA

Stay Down Bitch!! :)

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 8797097)

Yesterday when i was in the shower, i cupped my hands, and peed into them. i sat there holding 8 ounces of my own pee. i looked at it, felt its warmth, and then unclasped my hands as i watch the golden liquid flow down the drain. and i thought what if....what if i would have drank that pee?

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8799145)

Lol. One day I'll tackle that bitch. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna give it a shot now. I'll probably get to Sandman and just quit which is what usually happens. I also should have pointed out in my "bio" that I'm a nostalgia freak. I play NES, SNES, and watch 80s and 90s shows all the time. My fav game ever is Kid Icarus on NES.

Originally Posted by The God Hypothesis (Post 8799199)

I married a vegetarian and she eats eggplant everything. Kid Icarus...**** my life and **** that game. I hate eggplants. http://www.mobygames.com/images/shot...s-they-can.png

Originally Posted by Steron (Post 8798569)

I am accused of twelve counts of murder in the first degree, fourteen counts of armed theft of Federation property, twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space, eighteen counts of fraud, thirty-seven counts of rape, and one moving violation.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8796999)

There's been a lot of talk recently about what should be shared on CP and what shouldn't. I for one am not afraid to share some things many others think are stupid to share on the internet. That's fine and that's fair. Those folks don't have to take part in this. For some of us this isn't just a place to talk football or even sports at all.

Case in point... I started a football thread today and it went basically nowhere while threads about Cheaters and sauces thrived lol. That's all good but it just reinforced what I already knew about CP. A few people bitch about the offseason but a lot more people embrace the off topic threads the off season brings.

This place is less a football site than a community imo. I know that will change to a large degree during the season. So 16 weeks out of 52. Count the playoffs if you want since the Chiefs are rarely in them.

So if you don't mind lets get to know each other. A few of my best friends IRL have come from off topic threads so I continue to post them much to the chagrin of some. Yeah... too bad.

My name is Brian. I've done radio for 22 years. I have a 16 year old daughter as of last Friday. I'm a pretty simple dude and I like it that way. I'm part redneck, part "city" dweller and part college educated. I embrace the simple things in life but have an appreciation for culture. My teams are the Royals, Jayhawks and Chiefs... the one's I grew up with in Kansas and the one's I'll always love whether they're good or bad. I'm not on CP to talk about football or the Chiefs primarily although I am a fan of both and enjoy the discourse about them. I'm 43 years old and going gray fast. I don't mind it. I like what being older than many of you brings to my life. A little more experience and being there to see the Royals in their glory days and win it all.

Share some basics about your life if you wish.

Those who think this is stupid... always good not knowing you. Embrace the anonnymity. It's just teh stupid intrawebs.

Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 8799092)

I always picture you looking like Howard Hesseman. If you really don't, I'm gonna be shattered. Worse than when I found out Santa wasn't real. God 2004 was an awful year.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 8799239)

My front license plate on my car is a Kansas City Royals plate. People laugh at me.

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8797874)

Wow, what a coincidence! I also like killing things, drinking single malt scotch, and banging your old lady. :D

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8799564)

Look at that... it's a small world after all.

The operative word here is, "small".

:D

Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8799593)

Hey, that's not nice. And I wasn't even talking about you. I meant his "other" old lady, the one he keeps down in the basement. You know, the one he's had since he was a kid. :D

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VZJ31fpdrP...blowupdoll.jpg

Originally Posted by Steron (Post 8798569)

I am accused of twelve counts of murder in the first degree, fourteen counts of armed theft of Federation property, twenty-two counts of piracy
in high space, eighteen counts of fraud, thirty-seven counts of rape, and one moving violation.