I have really enjoyed the stories

all i can think of as I read it is from Drug Ballad by Eminem -

I don't know how crazy mine is, but I thought it was pretty ****ed up.

I met a girl when I lived in Houston, dated her for 5 years, and then when I moved back to MO she came with me. She was a waitress by trade and got on for the summer at a place on the lake called 'The Jolly Roger' (you might know this place if you go down to Lake Ozarks.) Long story short, the guy who owns the Jolly Roger LOVES to party.

So one weekend, he had an employee only party where they went out on his big ass boat and got pretty much wasted, and then he had bungalows for them to stay in. Well, I am the type of guy who has next to zero jealousy, so I told her go ahead do your party thing, stay the night, no problem.

A quick note, my sister and her husband also worked there and attended the boat party. The next day rolls around and I don't hear from her until maybe 2 in the afternoon - (im at work) and she finally calls me after not answering texts since around 12 the night before. She tells me everything went fine her phone just died and she had to get home and charge it. She also says she has to tell me something. Im thinking great this bitch went out and cheated on me... only she tells me that there was a guy hitting on her and he kissed her and she didn't reciprocate and told him to piss off.

A couple hours later I get another text explaining that that was all bullshit and she really ****ed the guy and how she was so sorry and black out drunk etc.

Come to find out my sister found out about it and texted her telling her that she had to tell me or she would, which is the only reason she came clean. My sister also told me that all she did all night was get sloppy ****ing drunk and tell anyone who would listen how ****ing great I was. The kicker is that morning the dudes girlfriend and family showed up from St Louis and he confessed shaming himself after they drove 3 hours to surprise him.

What a bitch.

1) Only tell it in person. My father in law is so foul a human being the least of his crimes (literally) would be how he treated his kids.

2) One of my wife's friends (now dead) talked about how open minded her bf was because he'd let her use a strap-on and nail him.

She walked out of the bar one day to catch him tugging a guy and blowing another...

You Rico'd it.

Quote: gblowfish

Dude, it said in this story that Audrey was a whore. Lucky she didn't give you AIDS.


Yeah, not gonna lie, I was paranoid that I got some shit for a little bit. She wasn't a whore... she didn't get paid for being a slut.

You might want to re-read the news article.

I'm not sure what this means.

"I know the reason why I got out of there and left, this guy and his boyfriend were fighting and the female was calling the police," Braxton told The Associated Press. "I grabbed my [stuff] and left."

:eek:

You made a long and verbose post about the subject at hand.

QUOTE=Brock

Was that in '08? Because in 08 he was arrested for drugs and patronizing a prostitute

No, it was around 2006.

QUOTE=Rain Man

You might want to re-read the news article.

She was giving it away for free.

At one point in time, her friend and her were talking about me being their pimp. Not saying she didn't turn in to one, but at that time, those expectations were still in the working.

A serious girlfriend from back in the day, at least 10 years ago, cheated on me and married my best friend ~6 months later. I found out she was cheating when she left her email account open on the computer and had the privilege of reading his dumb ass email worded like it was from a Mid-evil aged Fax on extacy laced with Viagra. Every time I read "My Lady" in it I wanted to choke her dumb ass and put a bullet in his head for being gay. NTTIAWWT It's a Rico story with some hilarious shit in it, but who has time to read those posts. The good part is I still get random cell pics of her tits despite whoever the newest loser she's living with is.

From the getting caught thread...

LMAO

I don't mean to laugh, but damn.

CoMo's story was great. I just wish I knew what apt. complex this was.

When I got to my first duty station in the army, there was a slutty chick sleeping with every dude in the barracks. She may as well have had a "Now Serving" sign(the kind you see at the barber or DMV) hanging outside of her room.

Anyways, one of the dudes she's banging falls in love with her, and married her. They were married for about two weeks and still living in the barracks when he gets orders to an Army Training across post. He's got to go live on that side of post and pretty much be on lockdown for the whole six weeks he's there.

As soon as he's gone, she's back to her old ways. Banging every dude in the Barracks. I don't know how, but he got word of it. He snuck out of that Training one night, walked across post, and showed up back in our barracks. Late that night while everyone was sleeping, three gunshots rang in the air. When the Military Police entered the room they found both of them dead. He had shot her twice and then blew his own brains out.