I really hope you're not dumb enough to actually go down that path.

Moose and Escobar were historically terrible disasters the first week, and now they're the two most dangerous hitters.

RUN BABY RUN

It's probably because he BRUSHES HIS TEETH WITH BEEF JERKY

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Hell of a bunt

THAT was a beautiful thing

THAT was a cool RBI

Royals Baseball: Party like it's 1899.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Why James Shields is James Shields: After a funky, taxing second inning, he retires the Indians 3-4-5 combo in eight pitches in the third.</p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/statuses/458760116645273600">April 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Also why James Shields is James Shields: Because that&#39;s his given name, and identity theft is nothing to joke about.</p>&mdash; Andy McCullough (@McCulloughStar) <a href="https://twitter.com/McCulloughStar/statuses/458760372871528448">April 23, 2014</a></blockquote>
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A little long ball then a little small ball

Ump owes Aoki a few calls here

That was a thing of beauty there. Nice work Dyson.

Moose has been having pretty good plate appearances all season. It's nice to see it starting to pay off.

I never had a problem with his approach this year, just his weak contact. He has been coming around here lately though.