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Bufkin 05-27-2015 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11521536)
My index toes are about half an inch longer than my big toes. It's a physical sign of vast intelligence, or so I've heard.

It's a physical sign that you're a freakazoid. You should be caged at the zoo for that bullshit.

In58men 05-27-2015 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11521536)
My index toes are about half an inch longer than my big toes. It's a physical sign of vast intelligence, or so I've heard.

Mortons Toe bro.

ThaVirus 05-27-2015 03:20 PM

Which fetishes do you just not "get"?
 
Also, long or wide boat feet on a woman is a bit unattractive to me. I prefer small, petite feet on a woman. Just a preference..

I had a friend, Puerto Rican chick. She was pretty attractive. All done up and ready to go out maybe like an 8.5 or even a 9 on a lot of guy's scales. Big, pretty, brown eyes, long, voluminous, black, curly hair and DD knockers on a nice 5'4" 125 lbs frame... But, man. Her feet were jacked. Her second AND third toe were longer than her big toe. I wear size 10 in men's and her feet were just slightly smaller than mine and she also had those little hair patches on her toe knuckles (LMAO I have no idea how else to describe that but you get the picture). Just a hot mess from the ankles down "I tell hue hwhat!"

eDave 05-27-2015 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11521536)
My index toes are about half an inch longer than my big toes. It's a physical sign of vast intelligence, or so I've heard.

Tis true. But there are exceptions Donger. o:-)

eDave 05-27-2015 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11521500)
I'm not sure if Bufkin is trolling or not, but **** y'all, I like feet.

He's leagues beyond my appreciation for a pretty pair of feet.

Donger 05-27-2015 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 11521542)
Mortons Toe bro.

Neat. I learned something new today:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...on%27s_Toe.jpg

I've got this chap beaten by at least a quarter inch.

ThaVirus 05-27-2015 03:22 PM

Which fetishes do you just not "get"?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11521549)
Neat. I learned something new today:



http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...on%27s_Toe.jpg



I've got this chap beaten by at least a quarter inch.


GAAHHHHHHH!

MY EYES!!!!!!!!

BucEyedPea 05-27-2015 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 11521539)
That's not your ass.

Of course not. Never said they were or implied it. Just looking for an image of those leggings—which I did buy. Kid has a pair too.

Donger 05-27-2015 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11521552)
Of course not. Just looking for an image of those leggings—which I did buy.

Sorry, that was an esoteric reference, likely before your start time here.

Donger 05-27-2015 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11521551)
GAAHHHHHHH!

MY EYES!!!!!!!!

LMAO

My wife says that my toes look like the "legs" on the egg implantation thing from Alien(s).

http://www.entertainmentearth.com/im...S/ACC108lg.jpg

BucEyedPea 05-27-2015 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11521545)
Also, long or wide boat feet on a woman is a bit unattractive to me. I prefer small, petite feet on a woman. Just a preference..

I had a friend, Puerto Rican chick. She was pretty attractive. All done up and ready to go out maybe like an 8.5 or even a 9 on a lot of guy's scales. Big, pretty, brown eyes, long, voluminous, black, curly hair and DD knockers on a nice 5'4" 125 lbs frame... But, man. Her feet were jacked. Her second AND third toe were longer than her big toe. I wear size 10 in men's and her feet were just slightly smaller than mine and she also had those little hair patches on her toe knuckles (LMAO I have no idea how else to describe that but you get the picture). Just a hot mess from the ankles down "I tell hue hwhat!"

You'll have to date mostly petite women then. Tall gals have big feet normally. They'd fall down if they didn't. ( I've designed lots of shoe catalogs with shoe models.)

eDave 05-27-2015 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11521556)
You'll have to date mostly petite asian women then. Tall gals have big feet normally. They'd fall down if they didn't. ( I've designed lots of shoe catalogs with shoe models.)

Fixed. IMO.

BucEyedPea 05-27-2015 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11521559)
Fixed. IMO.

Ah, yes! The wonders of foot binding all those centuries.

Note: I hired non-Asians who wear a size 5 or 6.

Bufkin 05-27-2015 03:36 PM

Foot models never wear polish. When I was a kid, I'd always try get off to the sandal catalogs. It always led to an entire bottle of lotion because plain toenails <<<<<

Easy 6 05-27-2015 04:41 PM

I really don't get most of them outside of wish fulfillment "two chicks at once" type stuff or whatever... feet, potty games, s&m... don't need or want any of it.

Even stuff like role playing seems stupid to me "I'm Big Tony the Longshoreman and you're a cheap hooker at the dive bar"... really? How bout lets just **** and make it hot while we're at it.


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