You're crazy on this. Mine keep me young

I sit out back and watch my dogs and kids run.

If this guy is your neighbor, pretty sure you just wave.

Ask a working housekeeper for referrals.

You are required to watch HGTV for at least an hour each day and you will actually really like it.

We gather here together to celebrate a life formerly lived by our dear friend strong side. A man once found in boxing and Jiujitsu.....now, a member of a Zumba class with Ted, his wife's new best fiends from the new moms club at the library...

Well, at least he won't have to listen to Con Ed tearing up the street with jackhammers at 2:00 a.m. in the morning.

Couldn't they have waited until daylight? Honestly, who does stuff like that?

Bug, too funny recommending wearing a tucked in tee shirt in the suburbs... LMAO

Pioli - that was so funny

Yuppy!

This is a strange thread even by CP standards.

It's slow but peaceful. It's hard to hate the 'burbs, IMO.

Until your only dining options not 30 minutes away are Chili's and Applebee's or variations thereof.

Sat out on the deck yesterday for a while during inspections.

Listened to the leaves rustle, birds chirping, wind chimes rattling.

Not once did I hear a car horn, a couple yelling, my downstairs neighbor's dog barking, or a gun shot. Not once did a homeless guy approach me and ask for money because he lives in Liberty and his friend dropped him off and he needs bus fare to get home, but really just needs to score a pint of Wild Turkey or a spot of crack. Not once did someone puke on my sidewalk. My car was not stolen, vandalized or broken into, all of which have happened multiple times in my current apartment.

I'm gonna love this shit. **** you guys.

There is nothing in life better than being dad. But this is true as hell. Your kids destroy everything.

Money. Money is better than parenthood.

You couldn't be more wrong, and if you're game is strong you can have both.