LMAO

Don't know how many will get that... but it's funny.

CoMo tutored Shannon Sharpe in the King's English.

CoMo bought Wilford Brimley a 12 pack of Snickers bars for his birthday.
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CoMo thought Whitney and Bobby made a great couple.

CoMo loved his Milli Vanilli poster.

CoMo told John Hinkley to check out the ass on Jodi Foster.

CoMo thought Ashley Simpson was really singing on SNL.

CoMo always thought Tito had the most talent.

CoMo convinced Britney Spears of saying "no" to birth control.

:shake: Ok, that's bad. No. I was going to say...

In his past life, CoMo was the guy that installed the shower heads at Auschwitz.

<---------- Has a one way ticket to hell. :deevee:

CoMo wouldn't hit it two times.

CoMo thinks Elvis and Tupac are neighbors in Florida.

CoMo loved Star Wars Episode 1, The Phantom Menace.

CoMo believed Jessica Simpson when she told him Chicken of the Sea was chicken.

ROFL

I heard CoMO was in charge of oven maintenance there as well...
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CoMo believes in The Patriot Way.

Well, those worked, so most likely not.

Really? There was a similar one earlier..."CoMo told the Jews Germany was safe," I think.

Mine is funnier.

CoMo thought a train ride sounded, "Fun!" /'39/

CoMo said that a chicken crossing the road had no future.

CoMo puts all of his eggs in one basket EVERY TIME.

CoMo looks gifted horses in the mouth and gifted whores in the vagina.

CoMo said SNL is funnier than it ever was.

Depending on the way the wind blows, it matters to CoMo.

CoMo told the Native Americans that the early settlers from Europe mean no harm.

CoMo told FDR that Social Security would last forever.

CoMo settled Jamestown.

CoMo voted for Andrew Jackson and Herbert Hoover.

CoMo gave the presses the go-ahead for "Dewey Defeats Truman".

CoMo told Alexander the Great to conquer India.

He also gave presses the go-ahead for "Gore Wins!"

CoMo told the people of Cambodia that Pol Pot was a wonderful man.

CoMo swore that bell-bottoms died for good after the 70's.

CoMo told Bush about the WMD's in Iraq.

CoMo didn't expect Socrates to answer a question with a question.

CoMo told Freud he was right. About everything.

Como always picks Connery on Celebrity Jeopardy.

CoMo always told Nietzsche that God was alive and healthy.

Como has lost thousands betting on games on ESPN Classic.

Aw, that doesn't count...you can't prove that Freud was right or wrong.

ROFLROFL

LMAO

CoMo felt the Left Behind series should include a bukakke video to appease its target audience.

CoMo thought to be the man you had to beat off the man.

CoMo thinks the sense of subjectivity developed during the Italian Renaissance. LMAO LMAO

CoMo is the reason why toilet paper leaves lint in balloon knots.

Como took off his robe and wizard hat.

LMAO Thread over!

CoMo thinks J-Woww is a natural beauty.

CoMo started melting gold for a calf because he was tired of waiting for Moses.

CoMo feels it is only a matter of time before dial-up is back en vogue.

Unfortunately, the chocolate coins were ruined.

CoMo is seceretly Billy Carter .....

That's what we call a "CoMo-Duo"

Como bought stock in Zima in the mid 90s.

CoMo paid for music from Napster. In 1999.

Como is convinced Goldschlager tastes tons better than peppermint schnapps.

CoMo never laughed at the Three Stooges.

Divesting in Microsoft to do so.

CoMo still uses Yahoo...but he's sure that Bing will soon take over as supreme search engine.

Nothing pisses Como off more than an O'Douls hangover... Unless it's the fat girl he slept with under the influence of previously mentioned O'Douls.

CoMo entered an international wine contest with a bottle of Welch's.

Como knew before anyone that Haley Joel Osment was dead through the whole movie.

CoMo went into a diabetic coma from Diet Coke.

CoMo was certain that Kelly would marry Slater.

CoMo never forgets to put on his suntan lotion while spelunking and wear his miner's helmet while at the beach.

There are enough sigs in this thread to last til the end of eternity.

CoMo advised the Germans to take a shortcut through Belgium.

CoMo originally cast Paul Walker over Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds.

"The stock market has nowhere to go, but up!" - CoMo on October 18, 1987

CoMo assured Mohammad Reza Pahlavi that a few protesters were harmless.

CoMo thought the curse of Bambino would withstand the test of time.

CoMo's favorite historically-based movie is Rules of Engagement.

CoMo assured the Koreans that the Japanese were only visiting in the late 1890's/early 1900's.

CoMo convinced Roger Waters that he was bigger than Pink Floyd.

And he would quickly find exile if anything got out of hand.

CoMo decided the original version of The Shining wasn't good enough, so he directed and produced the remake.

CoMo thinks that Star Trek: Voyager is the best of the Star Trek series.

CoMo thought Liberace just needed to meet the right girl