This is the best thread.

The only better one is Tyson v. Bruce Chan.

To begin the fight...Mayweather can have 2 broken femurs, 2 crushed humeruses or humerii or whatever, 2 broken clavicles, 2 smashed patellas, 2 torn ACLs and MCLs, 2 broken tibias, 2 broken fibulas, 2 broken calcaneouses, a variety of broken carpals, phalanges, metacarpals and metatarsals, 2 broken radiuses, 2 crushed ulnas, 2 torn scapulae, a variety of labral tears in the shoulders and hips, a smashed cranium....AND Rousey can start the match with her "best" submission hold....and Mayweather would STILL beat that ass.

The only thing I left in tact was his mandible. He will need that to run his mouth and possibly spit some game before he taps that ass in a different way after the match!!!

Rico... no way

Mayweather would prob kill her even if injured but let’s nt get too crazy lol mayweather would literally knock her out within 15-20 secs

Oh fo sho, mi amigo SAUTO!!!!

wonder what skimpy lil outfit she's gonna wear in wwe?

This thread LMAO

Was this a serious thread?

JFC Wow..This thread was actually created in a serious manner..

Oh tough girls. Would love to be in a nude battle royal with Gina Carano, Trish Stratus, and Paige Vanzant. Visions of them making me "do things". :drool:

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To the HOC!

Also a funny ass read

My God, Brooke would be on this faster than Brooke on a buy one- get one Ben and Jerry's..

Floyd

Still haven't changed my mind. UFC or no rules, she or any other UFC fighter would armbar him in the first round.


They take a punch or two getting inside, get their hands on him, its over.

Even after watching skilled punchers beat the shit out of Rousey with accurate punches while not allowing her to get her hands on them? Rousey was a one trick pony who was never a skilled fighter. Once she was figured out by everyone, she was basically Tina Turner and every other fighter was Ike after a few too many scotch and sodas.

What, you think Mayweather couldn't get some coaching on how not to allow that? We are talking about a guy who might be the best defensive fighter ever.

He would destroy her.

This thread and the Conor MacGregor vs Mayweather thread are head and shoulders above all other CP MMA threads. Total classics

ROFL

You don't know when to quit, do you Griswold?

Punches? You talking about punches?

Take a boxer and put him in a UFC fight and punches wont be the thing that ends them. A couple of leg kicks and they'll be throwing in the towel.

You guys need to drop this noise and get with Rough 'N' Rowdy:


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...and here's the fight:


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LOL

Welllll considering I’ve not watched an entire UFC fight, no, I don’t know when to quit. Do they have rounds like boxing? Quarters like football?

Hillybily is clearly tougher but the wrestler isn't getting to wrestle either. A boxer will always win a boxing match against a wrestler.

Can a boxer win a match when a wrestler can take them to the ground?

You're dumb as ****

Looks like this was before I joined. Was this a serious question?

Oh, you know it. I hope you've browsed the Tyson v. Lee thread as well.

Oh it’s real.
If you ever get to underestimating the sheer idiocy of which this place is capable just come back to this thread.

Holy shit that was brutal. And hilarious. LMAO

I would love to do this!!

That youngster didn’t work on any defensive skills. Nothing better than fighting somebody who comes out swinging non stop. The older one landed too many, good for her.

As least one of the local geniouses is still sticking with it

You don’t realize she was given a push by WWUFC because she was the face they wanted to promote their women’s brand. When she couldn’t beat up on tackling dummies anymore, all of sudden she’s in the WWE

I think a lot of that had to do with her coaching. For whatever reason they wanted to prove that she could stand up and go toe-to-toe with the best women boxers and she went away from her meal ticket.

But she's making a ton more money now and not risking serious injury near as much so she wins in the end.

I will fight Rhonda, UFC rules, and give her 99.9% of the purse. My only stipulation is that the loser has to buy dinner and then service the winner sexually.

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That’s right, I’m still owning my opinion.

This was MMA or no rules. Sure he can keep boxers off of him under the rules of boxers. But, MMA fighters, under their rules not a ****ing chance. They would get inside and take him to the ground and it’s over. have any of you arrogant shits ever been in a street fight? You don’t allow a boxer any distance. In this case they are in a ring, they cant run, play defense. Even the best defensive boxer that ever lived is going to lose in a MMA fight using their rules.

Boxers with heavy hands, especially bigger boxers, always have a puncher's chance. Larry Holmes and George Foreman could knock out opponents with a jab. There have been a lot of successful strikers in MMA. Just sayin.

Even if she were a man with comparable physiology, what is the point of the argument in the first place? Who'd win a game of one-on-one, Michael Jordan or Tom Brady?

Here you go..... :D

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They have a YouTube channel. It's pretty good.

Nice. I found that incredibly sexy, bad acting aside. Yes, there is something wrong with me.

I just watched a couple. That's probably the closest thing to actual Fight Club we'll ever see.

She already breaks his arm and he settles for the date? Pfffffft.