It is mother ****in on. Haha, think about Glenn Dorsey and Brian Waters in a tangle while you're boning her. You'll last longer, Heh.

Yeah I'm dumb. Just edited. Hope I didn't **** myself.

SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! I AM FREAKING OUT! A GIRL GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER! A PRETTY ONE! SHIT!!!!! ****!

Is it girl #1 or #2?

I already called her and warned her via voicemail. Sorry.

and oh yeah......SETTLE THE **** DOWN!

Fake it till you make it. Show up early and drink a couple of quick ones. Then nurse two more over the next 2 hours. You'll be fine. DON'T GET TOO DRUNK!!!!

:LOL:

This is the girl, BTW:

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/2060/yohg9.jpg

First one. Second one is AWOL but I could bone her tomorrow night, too.

Ok dude....just play it cool. Give her a call and invite her out to dinner or a drink. Like Flopnuts said.....get there early and have 1 or 2 just to calm yourself down. Then nurse a couple while she's drinking. You'll be fine.

Seriously, GoChiefs, just go slowly. Just speak with her. Learn.

If she totally follows your lead and drinks what you drink. You're gonna have to muscle through 5 maybe 6 depending on how much of a lush she is. Get her drunk!!!! I think she'll be less inhibited. I think this one is more prudish, remember that.

Do not....I repeat do not bring up Star Wars or Star Trek. Ask her questions about herself and if she asks what you do......you're a journalist.

Did you do what I suggested, GoChiefs? Meet her in her town?

That's the vibe I got, too.

Be sure not to tell her you're a doofus.