and I was hanging around that crazy bitch during the Kentucky Derby (we're cordial now) and she put down $2 on a ****ing trifecta and cashed it for nearly $7000

I was like

what the ****

Cool stories, bro. Did that one ever piss your bed?

no we never drank during the entire course of our relationship

I take that back...the final summer is when I started drinking and she hated it

one time I logged onto her AIM and talked me up to this girl on her friends list I wanted to bang

and then I banged her

that was pretty low

Okay, I'm bored now. Get lost.

speaking of said AIM girl

she gave the best blowies ever

it was like art

tell Gonzo I'm not mad at him and he can come back and post on ChiefsPlanet

I didn't mean to hurt his feelings.

WTF am I? A damn messenger?

a rep whore?

Go rape a cutter.

man I'd LOVE to

I have plans with this girl tonight...she's a smart girl. Probably only a 617 though.

WTF is a "617"?

Since gonzo doesn't post here anymore can lumpy post yoga pants pics now?

Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right.

Pathetic.