Strange day. Girl had an extra ticket to the rodeo/concert today so I asked her if she wanted company last night. She agrees to meet me there. SMOKING HOT. Dressed kinda slutty. It was 70 degrees and she was showing skin.

Get to our seats, it's kinda loud during the rodeo. Conversation is difficult. Ask about the hint she dropped last night about going to dinner, i.e. where she wants to go afterwards. She says she decided to meet up with her friends at a bar. Doesn't invite me.

Conversation impossible during concert. In the middle she blows me off to go hang out with her friends at the bar. Told her I would call her.

I found a chick for you GoChiefs.

http://www.tjoob.com/vids/107121/sky...ts-Abused.html

Shes just not that into you dude

I see Clay is still on his journey of getting laid...

Last night I had to make a trip to a store with a female to purchase condoms and lube...I was stared at by an entire checkout line apparently when you have to purchase magnums it happens.

Why should the journey ever end?

Ha I guess it shouldn't, but if you want a tip, just tell chicks you have a big cock if you're just looking to get laid.

It'll work 90% of the time provided you aren't lying...but well yea I don't think I really wanna know about that.

You've got to be shitting me. Most chicks are just going to laugh at someone who says something like that.

By the way I'm well past the stage of just trying to get laid.

Yes, now he's trying to maintain an erection long enough for the female to enjoy it.

LOL, if you really have erection problems at this age I feel really really bad for you, you're going to need medication at 35.

And no I'm not shitting you, talk to a girl for a bit let her get to know you, subtly mention that you are large. She'll be interested to know if you are being honest or not, if you are...well then you're in, just like that.

Now I wouldn't advise that if you want a meaningful relationship or if your cock actually isn't big.

One hint in receiving more of what you want from a woman....

The more she feels you are trying to give her, the more she is (or should be) willing to give in return.

You have actually tried this?

I tend to think it would completely turn her off, especially if it's a first meeting.

I don't even bring up sex. Most girls assume guys are trying to ****. I mean, come on.

Yea another tip, never say you don't eat pussy, and seriously do it, if you don't do it...start.

In case you haven't noticed, women like to **** too.

Well, don't just bring it up out of the blue.

Her: I have a dog named Bear, and I love taking him for jogs in the park.
You: I have a large cock.

Not gonna work.

If it is brought up, whether she acts on it or not, she will at least be curious.

I think I'd rather surprise her.

I find discussing sex with someone I just met to be rather distasteful. And weird.

Bingo.

Which is why I said don't ****ing say that if you are lying because then she'll just laugh at you for being a loser.

Simply put if you use lifestyles condoms...don't ever say it, that is far and away the smallest shittiest condom ever.

If you have to use a magnum then it's fair game to say it.

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It's better to be thick than long...ask Luv she'll tell ya.

Christ, this is really getting dirty.

LOL, this isn't even THAT bad.

You know what the worst part of sex is?

I thought the point in talking to them was to ultimately get distasteful and weird....lol.

It doesn't have to be in a sex talk. Even if you say it jokingly in some warped conversation you may be having, she'll still wonder.

Kudos to you though. Instant turn off, for me anyway, in "chatting" with someone is when they bring up sex in the first conversation. Even if that's the ultimate goal for both parties. I may be weird though. I know what I prefer, which may not be what others prefer or like.

Is it really after 1AM? WTF?

That should come later. Much later. After you actually know the person. Preferably right before you're going to have sex.

I would love to hear this from a guy's perspective.

You have to know the convo, I would never readily bring up sex to someone I just started talking with unless they went there first.

85% of this game is perception and the ability to read people, I hope everyone realizes I didn't say you should just walk up and go "yo I got a big cock!"

For me personally?

Ok I don't have kids and don't desire to have kids, which means I have to use condoms which I don't like and I'm going to tell you why...it's bad for me yet good for the girl I guess.

It takes ****ing FOREVER, I've had girls go "ok man you gotta stop I need a break"

I'd like to get done and not take 3 hours.

You'd be surprised.

LMAO

THe worse for me personally, is when they don't last long enough and leave you wanting.

You need to hook up with Mecca then. I heard he can last forever.

Never had this problem...I've actually had to stop before I was finished because the girl was like "I'm completely worn out and sore as **** you gotta stop I can't take it anymore"

Have you ever said this?

If I'm wearing a condom yes, if not then I'm above average.

With a condom I'm like pornstar level.

I had a FWB that could go forever, if he needed to. He had that much control.

The only time I've ever said that (minus the being sore part), was when I was giving him a BJ one time...lol. Literally over 45 minutes.

First and foremost it has to be a magnum condom or I'll break it..or it's so ****ing tight it feels like it's cutting off my circulation...or possibly both.

I tried one of the magnum ecstasy condoms it didn't do any better...I've also tried the spiral twist ones.

Me>him

Now watch as I get PM's j/k

Side tip: Don't ever use those extended pleasure condoms. Stuff is like novocaine for your penis.

I only know of a few guys who swing that way on here, and I don't think any of them are online tonight.

Oh great, I'd be there for like 8 hours, I'd be like a Cialis ad without the pills.

Ohhhh burn!

present

:p

That guy better not PM me...I don't swing that way.

See I have these right now....still takes forever.

http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product...x?ProductId=34

Once again, I have renamed the thread.

I'm sitting here listening to my cat snore, and realizing I should at least go try to do the same.

Ahahaha.

It's early Luv cmon!

The spiral thingies supposed to be good?

Supposedly.

But I think they only make those in the magnum kind so I don't think everyone will get to try them out.

I need to get at least 5 hours of sleep for the boring work I have to do tomorrow. Entering through thousands of images. Like watching the lines on a highway.

That sounds...pretty boring.

I fell for the trap awhile back. Was a little buzzed and went home with a random girl from the bar. Didn't have any condoms on me, so I used one that she had stored. Remember putting it on and going to town and I couldn't feel a god damn thing. Girl started to feel really shitty because she couldn't get me off after trying everything thinkable. Actually took a second to look at the wrapper, awkwardly got my clothes on and got the **** out of there.

Normally, only a fraction of my day. Due to hardware problems last week, I'm playing catch up, so it will take a majority of the next few days.

I'm out. Have fun.

Doesn't alcohol usually have the opposite effect?

I know, I know. I'm going to bed.

You need to like tell me what the brand and type of condom it was.

Trojan Extended Pleasure

Actually means no ejaculation at all

Internet dating sites rule.

http://i.imgur.com/3UL2b.jpg

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Wolfsangel88/pictures

PS, this is a pretty good sign, don't you think?

Jesus. How in the ****???

Long story short, I met a really cute girl on the internets who owns star wars shirts.

She wanted me to go to the movies with her tonight. ROFL

Oh my God. You're getting married.

It'll be cute when you call her vagina your rancor. And FEED it.
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Yeah yeah yeah. That's what you said when I met the aspergers chick who blasted aliens with me. Didn't work out.

This one knows who Grand Admiral Thrawn is. ROFL

This girl might just cure my ED. She likes to dress up as Princess Leia.

LMAO It's only a matter of time. Donger approves I'm sure.

You don't have ED. You'll rage long and hard when you finally find the intimacy, comfort, and trust of a relationship.
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The hate is swelling in me now...

http://www.buzzflash.com/analysis/04...emperor350.jpg

It's possible.

http://www.silexent.com/wp-content/u...3/six-pack.jpg

Im not surprised one bit that Mecca can only get off to butt sex

AWESOME DATE

WE WORE STAR WARS SHIRTS
AND TALKED ABOUT A SHIT TON OF NERDY THINGS
**** SHE WAS CUTE
AMAZING GIRL

KISSED HER REAL GOOD
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOL, you're gettin married.

Shit son, we talked about Boba Fett.

I need to get her in some cleavage-revealing attire next. She's got titties for DAYS.

Why is there a butt sex remark in here...

ROFL

Someone was trolling for some Mecca. You couldn't tell?

You should stop hanging out in e/n

:evil:

If the fake posting wasn't so incredibly obvious, that post about the dude that ****ed his first cousin was some gross shit.

E: Only time I ever go into GBS is for mod challenges. I love me some challenges.

Don't give away my secrets you said you wouldn't tell god damn it! I have this same problem and the secret to the BJ then is to have him lend a hand so to speak. Sort of speeds things up a bit.

Oh shit its the coffee bit I TOLD you!!

Coffee was my suggestion earlier in the conversation.

I was pretty flattered she wanted to go to a movie with me after chatting for 30 minutes, though.

No $3it?
















Marry her...