OK, the girl I went to the movies with a few months ago, who literally walked out on me in the middle of the movie never to say another word, just sent me a friend request on facebook.

Huh?

**** that bitch. Send her a message and call her out on her shit.

Oh, I did. I told her I was gonna need an explanation before I even considered her friend request.

So this is the thread where gochiefs receives advice about dating... dang. What you SHOULD have done was to deny the request. If she kept sending one over and over, you would then consider talking to her, while still acting disinterested.

I didn't accept the friend request. I just sent her a message.

Well, next time DON'T. What possible explanation can there be? If there was an explanation she would've wanted you to hear, you would have already heard it. I, honestly, wouldn't even give her the time of the day. But then again, internet dating might have rules I don't know about.

Probably something like, "I really like you, but I just can't handle that your breath smells like a buffalo fart. We can still be friends online though".

Hey, she's hot and she sent me a friend request. If she's offering her ass as compensation, I'm not going to pass.

But most girls aren't going to offer an explanation when they blow you off. I know that by experience. :rolleyes:

Act like you don't give a **** about her and there's a minuscule chance you might get that ass, but don't count on it.

Exactly....don't give a **** about her.....make your responses short and to the point. She'll either get the hint or she'll want to know whats up.

Did she just have a baby...

It hasn't been that long since I saw her. LMAO

In other news, it looks like Ginger and I are definitely going out again. The streak is OVER mother****ers!

I HEAR WEDDING BELLS LOL

Listen, I think it's one of these deals. I'm sure you understand.

http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/...d=330348463444

OK, I have tentative plans with her for Saturday, but she just invited me out for a drink tonight with her and her friends. Flattering. Should I go?

Yes. And drink.

Is this the girl that got up and left you at the movies?


If the answer is yes....then do one of these things.


1. Say you will go....and then don't show up. Don't answer her calls or text messages.

2. Go out for drinks....and then half way through...say you have to go to the bathroom and then leave.

Jesus, no. This is the girl I went out with Tuesday.

Apparently she can hold her liquor, too. http://i.imgur.com/9g3Qf.gif

Oh...the nerdy girl?

Then **** yeah....go out and have a good ****ing time.

May be a tricky situation for a novice without a wingman.
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Why would it be tricky?

There could be some live grenades in her group of friends.

Do you have a friend that can tag along and fall on the razor wire if neccesary?
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I'll see what I can do. Describe these live grenades.

Cockblocking heifers, nerdy dudes that have a crush on the target, ex boyfriends. Lots of variables here. Of course if you have a friend, a lot of those tricks get worked out.

I'd say (if you must go without a wingman) go to a bar with her and her friends, but only after a successful date and you can show up at the bar together.
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Wow. She already wants to introduce you to her friends?

I've been ****ing with you about the getting married shit, but this could easily blossom into a genuine relationship. I hope it works out. It'll be good for you.

I didn't realize this was such a big deal.

I think it is. I think she wants to explore a relationship with you. Think about the kind of dudes who are into Star Wars. Hell, just go look at old pictures of yourself. :evil:

Slim pickens.

Print this out and give it to her.

LMAO....his nostrils are almost as big as his mouth

Hell no... nothing good comes out of this date.You're too corny to pull it off. No social skills in a bar scene. Don't do it dude... The friends will be the start of ur demise.

Get HER to like you for YOU before the friends have a chance to taint her picture she has of you.

Go if you want but I doubt those tentative plans on Saturday come into fruition if you go tonight.

Teller something came up or you're busy tonight or something. In the meantime... keep it 1 on 1 until she likes YOU while the jury is still far and away.

Pretty much what I was thinking.
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I sure as **** wouldn't meet a guy off the Internet by myself.

I met her Tuesday night.

Even Me ?

I just got to that post, sorry babe.

You wouldn't know we weren't alone. :P

Kati, I'd totally hook up with you in Da Loo.

LMAO
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Yeah, but I doubt his peeleelee reaches that far

Don't do it Flop! Look what happened to Big Ben.
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For every rule there's the odd exception.

Other than the fact that we wouldn't meet alone. Anyone within a 100 mile radius would be pissed if they didn't get invited to lick slam and suck with you too.

Big Ben made out like a ****ing bandit.

Wait. What?

And after her boyfriend is through with you, Flop, maybe you'd get to meet Katipan.

I'm not sure if I should beat you up or not.

LMAO Do it! Do it! Do it!

Despite wutamess' fears, tonight was pretty simple. She didn't even act that interested in her friends.

Kissy kissy.

"see you saturday."

OH SHIT SON

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Well played.

Nice dude. You might have a chick that is finally into you.....and it means more than sex. Don't **** this shit up.

Sex is way better anyways when you give a shit.

once she gets to know him she will run fast and far.

She didn't disappear. She's in your trunk.

THIS

Would you video your first sexual-act with someone else for us Go-Boy ...

Or not. :spock:

QFT

boog, I would have to hop into a time machine. Sorry.

Do you realize how often I talk about Star Wars with this chick?

Last night she was talking about the Courtship of Princess Leia (a novel).

your overall creepy factor will override her nerd intrest at some point.

I guess I'll just have to beat your ass, then.

You know where im at.


Climb on big, just dont bite off more than ya can chew.

You mean you're not worried?

i didnt make it clear?;)

I give up.

Oh shit.....nerd girl stiffed you?

Suddenly, we're no longer facebook friends. No warning, no nothing.

Ummm.....have you talked to her other than Facebook?

What did you do this time?

IM'd her.

No response.

I'm ****ed.

Existed. My existence is poison to females.

I meant after she deleted you.....dumbass.

He showed her this one awesome game he just got that was very hard to locate.

see post 9063.

I haven't read the last few pages of this thread but you haven't talked shit on her here have you?

What is that supposed to mean?

In all seriousness, goat, bitches are crazy. They're liable to do things that men just don't understand and never will. Leave her alone. Move on to the next internet date. Eventually, you'll find someone and, while looking, you'll be getting experience learning the obvious shit that seems to escape you from time to time.

I've been out with something like 22 girls now.

I'm emotionally beaten.

I give up.

Time to try something new, huh.

I am not going to start sucking cock, no matter how much the fates push me in that direction.

QFT