:(

****.

Dating is overrated.

Yup. Wanna bang?

Yes, but not you.

So you go for #23. Welcome to life, women are crazy stupid bitches. Shake it off and go for the next one.

I don't want to.

I'm ready to become a hermit.

He will. He's just having a pity party. It's a product of his old, fat, self.

Dating isn't overrated if you know how to play the game.

Wow. I was just thinking about the last actual date I went on. It was January 2009.

Dating is only overrated if you put to much thought and emotion into it. I did the same thing when I first started. Something wouldn't work out and I'd get depressed....maybe she doesn't like me.....or maybe I'm never going to find someone who will.

Then I figured out that it ****ing doesn't matter if she likes me or not. I'm not married to her....and I'm not stuck to her. If she's not digging it....I move on and have fun. That's what dating is....it's all about having fun. If you meet someone you can have a future with because of it....even better. If not.....no biggie.

And no....dating is not all about sex either. If you want sex.....find a friend with benefits and then go dating.

Well, Pest, dating is not fun for me right now. I drove almost 200 miles round trip for three dates in the last three weeks. What do I have to show for that? A girlfriend? No. Some good sex? No. Maybe just a new friend? No.

I have nothing.

So **** it. I quit. Unless some hot girl messages me and shows real interest, I'm not bothering from now on. It's a waste of my goddamn time and energy.

Well, just take some time off and jerk it to rapelay.

Dude.....I understand what you're going through. And believe me....taking time off could be a good thing. Shit...it's how I met my wife.

If you want to take a break....take a break. But don't give up completely. Just don't go out and ****ing look up chicks every night.

Eventually, you will learn what type of girl goes for you. Maybe then, you'll adjust your expectations.

None of you understand what I'm going through. I'm in hell. I can't have casual sex because my wang doesn't work. I can't date because there is some horrible flaw in my personality that prevents chicks from giving a shit about me. I can't even suck cock, because it tastes horrible.

HELL.

You've been sucking the wrong cock.

LMAO How do you know what cock tastes like?

I'm starting to believe that GoChiefs is really ****ing married with kids......and he's just playing us all.

Because chicken tastes like everything.

Well if that's the case then why worry so much about it smelling like fish?

Then you hate everything. I could see where that would pose a problem.

The fates are telling you to get off the Internet. Not for good. I'd be sad. But being clever and funny and a part of something has come too easy for you on the Internet. You gotta go do it in real life.

You're not the fat kid anymore. Hell, you even have some pretty funny sex stories. But facebook girls and dating websites... I just don't know how much realism and honesty is in a process where you can pick and choose what pieces of you are relevant.

Seems like it's more about playing tag and cutting notches into keyboards. Ooooo Oooo a boy paid attention to me. If I can get 30 more to do the same thing, think how beautiful and wonderful I must be.

Give me a break.

Hey. Maybe you should edit that down.
Stop looking for pussy on the Internet.

What did Gochiefs do now...

People have been telling him that for awhile. I even offered to be his wing woman while he was in town one time. His idea of "effort" is driving to meet them.

A shovel might make the point better...

What do you think happens in public that he's so scared of? Perhaps he compulsively drools and shits himself at the same time?

Cuz I could see steering clear of a guy like that.

Man, gochiefs, here's how you find girls:

The easiest way is obviously in school. But you're probably not going to one right now.

So the next step is work. Hang out with people at work. Become good friends with a few girls there. Start hanging out with them outside of work and meet one of their single friends. Start hanging out with said friend and hopefully turn into a romantic relationship. 96% chance it's not going to work. Try again if you can.

Also, if you want to go that route - sleep with one girl at work and 4 will come at you after the rumors start flying. But that's not always a good thing, especially if you're working in a small place.

I'm thinking rejection in person.

You girls can smell insecurity and awkwardness from a mile away. Please.

I'm not scared of anything. I don't think you get it. I've had several wonderful evenings with perfectly well-adjusted women and we get along great. Then they just disappear.

I honestly don't think taking this into the "real world" is going to change anything. It's not like the girls I meet from the internet are all wackos. Plenty of people meet on the internet these days. It's quite normal.

Anyway, I'm not trying to meet anyone right now, so **** it. **** IT.

Absolutely.

well adjusted women dont do that. id bet most internet success stories are with people that have experienced the alternatives.
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I just deactivated my dating profile and slashed a dozen bitches off facebook. Scorched earth, mother****ers.

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Agreed. Most people who are using online dating sites aren't using JUST online dating sites.

You know Gochiefs, you remind me of one of my mates sooo much its scary....

Do tell. Is he a handsome feller?

lol. well, i only know ur online persona (and only slightly) but he has the same humor (along with other traits) as you.. We also had a similar conversation about women on the weekend. He much like you is sick of being single and is about to give up... its a small world...

I think GoChiefs biggest problem is he has no idea what he wants, it's hard to find what you're looking for when you don't know what you're looking for.

Oh, I'm sure he wanted this one.

He needs to either give me a detailed story with it all together or I don't know if I can help, I have vast experience with this most of my friends use me as the therapist.

I think it’s the fact he wont listen to anyone else…

Or one of you can do it but I could probably pretty easily tell him what he's doing wrong.

by all means do it. i had to deal with a whole night of this shit last weekend, as i was telling Gochiefs. Though im guessing if hes as much like my friend as i think, he wont listen to me, you or anyone else...

GoChiefs has seemed open to advice when I've spoken with him, I just don't feel like reading 500 posts to figure out what I need to address.

How about he stop being a ****ing pussy with his Susan Sarandon social anxiety disorder and socialize with some ****ing people.

He can meet all the "normal" people on the Internet he wants but for some reason he's at a 90% failure rate with the "normals". OR MAYBE THEY AREN'T THE NORMALS!!!

Man the fugg up and find some tail on your own without the use of a fuggin keyboard.
Fuggin Pansy!

His stories are like the dumb blonde bitch that trips in the scary movie. Or the the dumb fuggers that don't "double tap" in the slasher movies. Too fuggin predicatble.

Of course we have no fuggin clue what we're talking about to him so why do I even check this fuggin Truman Show repeat?

I guess I like reruns. :shrug:

I don't really give a shit anymore. The opposite sex is a waste of my goddamn time. I'm too lazy to deal with any of this crap. **** it.

yer not too sure wat hes doing wrong as im not too sure wat hes doing... hes a good guy i hope for his sake he is open to advice..

im guessing this is why you used to be fat...

He knows it all. He's gotten plenty of advice to stop the Internet dating charades and pick up chicks in real life. That's too much of a daunting task for him so let him sulk in his 90% failure rate while trying to impress
"normal" Inet chicks.

That's not a good attitude man.

And honestly there is nothing wrong with meeting women online it just shouldn't be the only place you do it.

You don't want to meet a chick you like and come off as a socially awkward dork.

Most guys have a 90% failure rate, it's called dating, you can't get discouraged and if you want a real relationship it's even more difficult.

I do agree with what your saying man. I myself am pretty lazy and know that if i fail with anything its normally due to lack of trying. He on the other hand probably thinks hes putting in the same if not more effort than everyone else...

This.

:(

I'm seriously puzzled as to how this one got away. Did she find this thread?

I can't help but always think some doucher around here tracks them down and points them to us.

I wonder what he said to her, you didn't say something really stupid did you?

Even if it's a chick from the net you have to show interest, and that means more than just IM'ing.

That would be a really ****ed up thing to do to someone...

I've dated women from online before, I don't think it's a huge deal but he's obviously doing something wrong in effort/approach or he really sucks at conversation.

true this, as sad as it would be...

But I don't think he even gave a name or picture or link to her profile. If somebody did that, they had to have gone waaaay out of their way to do some real investigative shit.

Which is ****ing sad.

Just stop looking for awhile and let them come to you. The best relationships come when you least expect it, and with the least amount of effort.

Amen. If you have to work at it in the beginning, it's wrong. Marriage - yeah, you have to work at it, because it deserves some effort, but at the beginning, no.

Most of the women I meet are from Internet sites. Otherwise, its someone that knows someone. I'm not the type to just approach a woman. Never have been. I always meet them at a public location. And I'm not looking to just get laid. Well, there was a time shortly after my fiancé dumped me when I was doing a little whoring around.

Plus, women HATE when you ignore them. :D

Dude I told you how to take care of part of your problem. At least part of it. On dating take it easy. Date a few "non-hot" gals. The funny thing is most of the time they are a lot more interesting and have more depth than the "hot" ones anyway.

When I went out on first dates I was always excited because I was going to get to hear a new life story, share some funny dating war stories and enjoy myself whether they liked it or not. I had no expectations. If it ended up a hand shake and goodbye or a 12 orgasm evening it didn't really matter. What did matter was having fun and enjoying the process of learning about another person.

No obviously YOU thought you had a perfectly wonderful evening. THEY thought otherwise. Hence the no follow up call. When I was dating dating I about had to throw my phone away I got so many calls from women to see me again, Think about it.

:rolleyes: 12? How many viagra it takes to achieve that? :evil:

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Its pretty easy for them. I on the other hand usually trade 3-4 for 1 it appears.

I always thought there was a chance Vaudeville would make a comeback. Now I'm not so sure.

exactly how I met my wife.

didn't date for a good 5 years; not a single date (mostly b/c I was in the Navy and didn't want to 'find' anyone etc. just wanted to do my time and get out.

Met my wife one night; met again the next night. emailed/called each other for a few months then went on a 'date'. I knew right away.

:thumb:

New approach.

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ROFL:clap:

That is what you feel like doing actually.

Mine.

http://i.imgur.com/PoeyM.jpg

Uh oh.

seedy picture alert.

She's a glowing one!!!

NEWSFLASH: Normal people are douchebags and or idiots. Normal people can go **** themselves.