Well maybe like some guys go hogging, these girls go creeping??

girls girls girls ... got to have em .. cant afford em ....

I think it's funny you post a thousand pics and chat logs and everything else from okcupid, adultfriendfinder, etc.

It's not hard to find a girl on one of those sites.

It's hard to find an attractive girl.

No it's not. I will say they are not as common, but attractive girls are all over those sites.

Let me rephrase: it's hard to get an attractive girl to actually go out with you. Most guys can't even get a response. Half the time it's some dumb bitch who wants to spend weeks chatting.

If you see me post on Chiefsplanet tonight, the evening was a failure.

Great! See you on here later!

See ya about 10 then. :)

I was asked out twice for tonight, but I am staying home...lol

that vibrator must be powerful if you are turning down a free meal.

Just wasn't that interested. And, yes, very powerful!:LOL:

worthless without gifs...

Okay....:p

first of all, that's a jpg.

second - jesus, that looks like it was made in 1950, and more like an electroshock machine than a vibrator. but, hey, whatever floats yur boat...

I always stay home. I want to go out!

Went to dinner with a girlfriend, but she didn't feel like going out. Everyone is busy or has to work tomorrow. UGH!

sorry, you are stuck here with us losers. GoChiefs should be along within the hour though.

You're not a loser. WTF are you doing here?

I find myself staying home more often then not. Usually, I have to much homework to go out, but I took my last final of the semester yesterday morning.

Most of my girlfriends are married with children, they don't go out much. I have a neighborhood bar where one of my best girls is a bartender, plus I know a couple of owners, I can go there alone with no issues. Drink, play pool, dance, guys don't **** with me there.

Sorry your girl didn't want to go out, it is a bummer when you are dying to go and on one to go with.

gotta save some scrilla sometimes.



(i.e. I have a pub crawl early tomorrow so don't want to be out late)

probably because you have the 1950's electroshock pussy-stimulator

My bartender works on Saturdays (during the day), so that's usually where I'm at. At night though, very different story.

I'll be starting school a week from Monday. I want to go out while I can, but no one seems to get that.

I know what you mean about married friends with kids. The only reason my girlfriend was able to go to dinner was because er girls were at their dad's this weekend.

That thing looks scary.

I'm whining. I just need to pop in a movie, finish off my six pack (but, ugh the calories), and crash.

chug vodka, its much healthier

Would definitely be much more efficient.

My kiddo's are with their dad this weekend. I plan on painting my dinning room and stairway/hallway. Yep, real adventure seeker here!

Scary isn't the word I would use.

do tell...

Really, no one is going to make a comment on this??

Guys are slacking tonight. Of course, sedated is the only one that's been in here, so ....


:)

not everyone is a sex fiend like some people around here

You and the bartender 'dating' yet

Nope.

I would have... but I'm in the middle of a poker tournament. :D

Edit: Damn it! I lost. :(

But, now I can respond...

Luv, don't forget to be kind and rewind. ;)

Who you talkin about, Willis??

I guess dinner, a good blowjob and shitty sex with a hot girl is better than jerkin' it alone.

she give you the fonzie?

I don't know what that is but she had a deep throat.

I really suck at sex, though. Damn. She said she was going outside to get something out of her car. She's taking a long time. <!-- google_ad_section_end -->

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SHes probably finishing the job in her car

You need ****ing practice. The best way to accomplish this is to bamboozle some girl into ****ing you repeatedly. At least for a while. Then you won't suck at it so much.

Kind of a bitchy thing to do considering I bought her dinner.

Guess she was afraid I was going to tie her to a chair if she tried to leave.

LMAO She didn't just leave did she? Oh man. You've gotta quit posting that part online bro.

****, I'd think the fonzie is right up your alley (so to speak, heh)

without looking it up on urban dictionary, ponder it for a moment: fonzie from happy days did the 'heeeeey' while giving the thumb's up. y'all married folks know... the fonzie'll get you a tennis bracelet, ladies. (/ralphie may)

I don't care.

But yeah, that's what I was insinuating. We were snuggling and watching TV and she said she wanted to go get something out of her car, so she put her clothes back on.

I guess her car turned invisible or something? She must be having a hard time finding whatever it is she's looking for. :shrug:

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ROFL

she freaking left? you're goddamned gold, dude. the awkward 'do I sleep over, do I leave' is solved--****ing marry this one, mang. she has three things going for her:

1) she gives a mean blowjob (though that will disappear after matrimony)
2) she can stomach you enough to sleep with you
3) she's basically a dude: leaving under suspicious circumstances? she likely has klinefelter's syndrome (look it up: she has a y chromosome)

so she lied and left? That is awesome.

I KNOW, RIGHT? :LOL:

She left without telling me she was leaving. She lied to me. She clearly is not interested in me and was appalled a 28-year old guy didn't know how to **** her properly.

But yeah, you do have a point...she left. LMAO

By the way, she does have a lot of guy-like tendencies. She fixes cars. Tomboy.

By the way, I should recount this one in long story format as I have with previous dates. It was an epic night with a heavy flooding rainstorm......going out was really stupid.

LMAO Climb the highest mountain, punch the face of God.

LMAO I love this thread.

Ohhh a Sybian! Damn now thats first class riding right there.

You're supposed to use the other hole with a girl.

sounds like a dirty slut...

And Sedated thought it was a 50's/60's toy. :LOL: I know how to ride in style!! Not as good as a motorcycle, but it works wonders!

Hey, whats wrong with having a Y chromosome?? I am a tomboy and take offense to that!!!

If you want advice, I will be happy to give you advice about women. First, stop being a pussy!! I have walked out on a few dates in the past year. I told them I was walking out, but I left them there after paying my own tab. On the other hand, I have been left waiting for a call, so it does go both ways. I am starting to think I scare some people because I am such a tomboy.

Clay is either full of shit or his life should be a bad movie, one or the other.

And yea she's right, be confident, don't act like a puss, that's the #1 thing. Also how can you be bad in bed? Do you not know what the **** you're doing?

I ended up going to my favorite neighborhood bar and had a blast winning $15 and enough to cover my drinks playing pool. I even got out on the dance floor with my ex mother in law. Believe it or not, it was my ex mother in law that invited me out...lol...her boyfriend is the head bartender at my hang out...lol...how crazy is that??

I am still pumped up ready to go, where is the party at??

Or has no game and really bad luck. Good kid, he just needs to gain confidence, watching some good porn would help!!

LOL, porn will give him an unrealistic expectation of what women do...

I can't offer to much advice on what happened to him here, usually after I sleep with a chick they want more and I bother me non stop so I get the opposite reaction.

If the guy didn't say he was a virgin type and was awful in bed, I would run away also. Need to find away to say "Hey, I am new at this, will you be willing to teach me?" Without sounding like a pussy. If I knew what I was getting into I might be more willing to help. But, I must admit, if I am training again, it better be well ****ing worth it.

Nah, he needs to watch the guys. The reactions the girls give are not reality, but the guys do a good job. Does that make sense?? LMAO The best guys I had said they learned from watching porn. That is what they said!!

I never even said that when I didn't have much practice, the easiest way to make things work and not sound like a moron or look bad is this.

Educate yourself about sex, this isn't hard. Secondly ask the woman what works for her, what she likes, taking the little time to do this will save many problems.

But if you're a 3 pump chump no amount of advice can help you.

If he could **** like a porn guy chicks wouldn't be sneaking out...

ROFL That is why I said he should watch the guys on some porn! Duh!

No amount of watching is gonna save him, either you have it or you don't.

Like I said no amount of advice is gonna save a 3 pump chump, hell I didn't even have that problem the first time I had sex.

Where does anything in my account indicate I am a pussy?

As soon as we got to the door I grabbed her and kissed her. I have no problem making moves. In fact I made all the moves, she wasn't very aggressive.

You know, I really don't like being asked what I like until at after the first or second time. I want the man to take charge and be a man. I want to know what he is about and what he likes. Toss me around like a rag doll if that is what you like, but for heaven sakes, don't ask me what position I like first!!

It's all 100 percent true. I'm a freak. Thank you, Jehovah.

Isn't everyone bad in bed at first? Also, 26 years without even kissing a girl will probably **** you up in the performance department.

That makes you the exception, women are like a rubix cube, no 2 are the same. Something that made the last girl go nuts may make the new one lay there like "this is doing nothing". 9 out of 10 women would prefer to tell you what they like so you can do what they want..

So you're a rarity. But maybe you're a challenge that can be fun.

Sorry for assuming you were a pussy. But, somewhere in your game, something is going wrong.


Are you willing to post a pic??

He's painting himself as being so horrible in bed that chicks run away...

Guess my line of logic, if the man is good it doesn't matter what position it is! Now talking about it after the fact is fantastic, I want to know what turns the person on and what doesn't, but I want to know what natural game is being brought to the table and what natural talents are there.

I don't ask positions, there's no need for that, that's on the fly stuff and you should be good in every position.

well....

girls that are bad at reverse cowgirl are the worst