That position will tell you if the girl is in shape or not...if they aren't they'll last about 2 minutes then want to change.

exactly!! :thumb:

Also, if dude is not hitting it correctly, the girl should not be bashful enough to not say, hey, you need to move it over just a tad, yeeeaaahhh, there you go!!!LMAO

What, your dick about get broken once?? LMAO

LOL, being in the wrong spot can lead to real humor...this has happened to everyone I'm sure...but I don't get the look or the "move a bit" line I get the..."OWWW that really hurts" reaction.

Then maybe you should stop trying to stick it up her ass without permission!!:p

Haha, nah I would never do that...it's not a good way to ever get that option.

Also where have you been? I think this is the first time I've seen you post in years.

you guys.........................get a room

lol...get the wrong girl and that could be a good way to get a broken nose...lol

I've been gone 3 or 4 years, came back about a week ago.

Are you gonna pay for it? If so give me the key and I'll take her there!

I rather it in public! It is kinkier that way!

Yea no shit, I'd never do some stuff like that. Most women won't do it because they had a bad experience with a moron guy..I'd rather not be the moron guy.

And it's good to see you back.

We'll do it...in front of a church, in an act of protest.

Hey, wait a minute! Who says?? LMAO

I'm taking charge like you said.

Thanks!!

Yeah, enough moron moves without adding that one right!?!?!? j/k

Oh, okay; but wait, you have to be granted permission to take charge!! ROFLROFL

You really are a challenge...

I'm just a giant pain in the ass...lol...nothing more, nothing less.

LOL haha, I'm sure I've dealt with far far worse.

I'm not psycho! But, I am one hell of bitch that gets a kick out of busting balls...lol

You amuse me...if you were busting my balls I'd just make witty cracks back.

I went 23 years without ever kissing a girl (and have taken years-long breaks between ****buddies since) and I've never had a complaint. Or a walk-out.

Maybe it's one of those intangibles, like with quarterbacks, where you either 'have it' or you don't.

So, let me get this straight. You have bad sex with a chick, she makes an excuse to bolt without telling you she's leaving, and that's something you brag about? And people are praising you?

This place is ****ED UP.

This is your best post EVER!

the only one full of shit in this thread is mecca...

I would put any amount of money that mecca gets literally no pussy...

any amount

I bet he hasn't had sex in over a year...

No.

I've skipped out on a couple chicks like that, had very little to do with the quality of sex but very much about the fact I knew I was slumming. Big girl/ugly girl/dirty girl could **** my brains out, didn't change the fact that I wanted to get the **** away from them immediately after.

I took the time to read the entire first page and could not find anything to argue, the author has nailed it on the head!!! Everything said is pretty much true.

GoChiefs, you need to check this site out, and so do a lot of other guys.


I had a thought!!!! Why doesn't Luv and GoChief's hook up?????? Serious?

do you know nothing of genetics? the y-chromosome is the sex determining chromosome for guys. if you have one, you're a man baby. I highly doubt you have one, fwiw. klinefelter's syndrome occurs when you have an extra x-chromosome as well as a Y chromosome (so xxy for the 23rd pair of chromosomes) (one that's not expressed genetically, known as a bar-body) and the y-chromosome is only slightly expressed). long story short, you wouldn't be able to have children. male calico cats are cats that suffer from klinefelter's for what it's worth (due to a genetic screwup)

LMAO I was being quite facetious with my remark. I know I do not have a Y chromosome, but I am very much a tomboy. Thank you for the lesson though!!

you'd be surprised how many people on this board don't even have a rudimentary amount of knowledge about biology. things that third grade students take for granted are, sadly, higher learning to some on here.

On the other hand I am very impressed with the amount of intelligence a lot the posters actually do have here. Sometimes I feel like an idiot going, huh. I would say I am middle of the road, I'm not a dumb ass, but there are things I learn daily here that is not football related. Another great reason to love this place!!

Agreed.:thumb:

Because I'm a normal human being?

That's not nice!! What's wrong with being a little quirky?? At least you wouldn't be treated like a piece of meat or a one night stand! I'm on the verge of never leaving my house again because of that crap...lol

Have you read his portion of this thread? That's what he does.

He's too self-absorbed, and I'm too fat.

A single male self-absorbed?? No ****ing way!!?!?!? :LOL: I don't know about the fat thing. Besides, there are some sexy strong women out there that are on the hefty side, Queen Latifah to name one!

Well, I thought it was a good idea. :harumph:

:p

Good lord. :shake:

I must say I do like the rag doll bit :) and a little wild can be good

Ir remember one time getting a text like this from a gal I met: "my body hurts in spots it's not supposed to my nipples are sore from you biting them and my head hurts from you pulling my hair.

Best sex ever! :)"

you know I get you guys ****ing with people who ask for it or deserve it but why do you feel the need to mess with luv? As far as I can tell she didn't come out asking for it.

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Look at the bright side, if he can't ejaculate he'll have a really hard time ever getting someone pregnant.

Yes, first one.

i send texts like that to my chiropractor after my appointment. she's a fiesty one.

did you stare into her eyes and bark like a dog while it happenned?

She had her head buried in the couch.

YOU'RE AMAZING

think she was frightened by your barking?

LMAO

only LSR would follow up on THIS GoChiefs post

Quite frankly, I am. I got a hot girl to drive two hours for shitty sex.

I'm the man.

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clay, text her this tonight.
 

"my body hurts in spots it's not supposed to my nipples are sore from you biting them and my head hurts from you pulling my hair. Best sex ever!

Sometimes I feel like saying " Well are you ready for the most awkward five minutes of the night?"

Dude lets be frank here, everyone has some kind of issue sexually. Some can be good some can be bad..

Mine most women probably consider good but I find it ****ing annoying. I'll even discuss it here since everyone is putting everything out there. I have a really hard time ejaculating during sex, so I just go on and on and on like the energizer bunny, most women enjoy this but after so long it's like ok I've had enough and I think the same.

I guess on the bright side I shouldn't get to many pregnancy scares.

I dunno, she wanted me to buy cherries for some bizarre sexual reason. They went unused.

I should have texted her "Welp, I guess I'll put these cherries in my asshole!"

ROFL

Just get some ice cream, I don't know why you'd put them in your ass.

do something to **** with her. after she just left like she did.

text her to come over cause you want her to shoot cherries out her hoo haaa so you can catch them in your mouth.

it will be funny. see what she says.

She probably wouldn't say anything.

I thought maybe they would appreciate the honesty

your wanted in the "So, I need a job" thread

she might say she's coming back so he can spank her ass with a tennis racket to punish her for being a dirty little tramp like that. you never know until you ask.

Tennis racket?

Did he **** Jim Cornette?

telling them is better than them seeing the stopwatch hanging from the headboard and wondering what to think.

i don't know anything about tennis other than at least once in a lifetime a guy should be able to spank a random gal in the ass with a racket.

who hasn't?

some day i'll be able to cross it off my list. once i find a girl who doesn't laugh or turn and run really fast.:)

WTF are girls like this doing on dating sites? Christ.

http://i.imgur.com/FufZY.jpg

Those are the pictures ugly/fat girls post to represent themselves.

Clearly waiting on someone like you

She viewed my profile. I must be hot shit. http://i.imgur.com/TrBwE.gif

They're f***ing everywhere! The basic line, as I'm sure you know, is they're tired of the bar scene and haven't ever tried the online thing (because, you know, those are the two options), and they love love love to travel even though they've spent 3 days of their life outside of their hometown. There are some who at least claim they have like 3 degrees and have traveled the world and have the best job in the world and are f***ing hot, but are 30 and trying the online thing because there aren't any good guys left. Uh, maybe it's you?

Hmmm... hadn't been in this thread in a while, and I guess that's a good thing.

Maybe she posted a picture of you on the Victoria's Secret fan blog saying the same thing?

You should probably stop giving :10bux: to Lowtax there gc

http://forums.somethingawful.com/ban...?userid=157360

This is why I said E/N is a shit barn.

LMAO.

...great post.

No kidding.

What the **** Clay, has it been a year since you've got some pussy?

6 months http://i55.tinypic.com/euezgn.jpg