Oh Hi! Wow! That just made my night... I'll be PM-ing you soon after all... I think we need a luv/love smiley around here....

Hey, get a room.

If I can make your night be responding to your posts, then I think you need to set the bar a little higher. :p

We need a pic of the Ginger gal or else she is just your imaginary girlfriend.

She's real. I communicate with her on facebook.

Very hot.

:doh!:

ROFL

have ya found a date yet .. its been goin on too long .. lower ya expects ....

He's talking about Buck's girlfriend.

Ok, well real or not, facebook or not, we need pics. Cmon man!

If Buck wants to post pics he will. I am not going to disrespect him.

She reminds me a little of Avril Lavigne with red hair:

http://images.art.com/images/product...0/12147351.jpg

Oh wow you must really like Buck. Aren't you the King of Disrespect?

No. Buck has already stated that he doesn't want her pics up here.

hawt. no wonder he went crazy

So I got.****ing.hammered. (periods for emphasis) last night. Really ****ing drunk. And then high. I fell asleep around 5 am. I woke up at 9 am. I was dreaming that I was at the bar and leaving it with the redhead chick...anyway...

I was still drunk when I woke up, probably still drunk right now...I watched an episode of Battlestar Galactica on Netflix and was trying to go back to sleep when I got a text from this girl that I've had a crush on for about 2 years. The text read, " :) "

I don't really talk to her all that often, but I flirt with her a lot when I see her.

I'm not sure why she sent it, but when she did I ****ing perked right up and lost any tiredness I had. I'm going to try to get her to come out tonight so I can lay the mack down.

TL;DR - Got drunk last night. Woke up this morning still drunk. Got a random text from a hottie. Going to try to put the moves on her.

Go get 'er, Tiger!

Have you had a date since this thread luv?

I go out on dates with myself.

I've had an entire relationship since this thread. Of course, not one that I'd care to remember.

:facepalm: at this thread.

Just texted her back.

Got an immediate response that she's gonna come hang out with me tonight.

Like a ****ing boss.

Keep your head up, you'll find him.

I was hanging out with a girl last night and she kept begging me to give me head. She did multiple times.

You'll goo on her C section scar before you get penetration.

Woke up in brooklyn last night with some girl I met at a bar.

She had makeup on like Elvira.

I got the **** out asap.

As much as I like the girl I went out with tonight, I realized I miss the girl be been going out with 100x more than that. If I can't make it out with her, I'll go after this other girl, but I want the Ginger chick.

I agree with Vanilla Thunder. You'll find him. I don't know and I don't know where, but I am certain you will find him.

pics or it didn't happened.

:rockon:

This post perfectly paired with your avatar.

Optimus Prime has a bad ass paint scheme. Thinking of painting my Iroc Z to match. When I start dropping the cash into it.

I'm not even looking right now. This thread was four years ago. I've learned a few things since then. Right now, I am working on my Associate's Degree, so that takes up most of my time when you add working. Plus, I'm not ready to put myself out there. Talk to me in a year, and maybe I'll have a different story. Until then, this thread is no longer mine. I'd say it's more like the ****Official I Have A Date Thread For Singles****, so, right now, it's not about me. Apparently, Buck needs a place to vent, so the floor is his.

Woke up in London yesterday. Found myself in the city, near Piccadilly, don't really know how I got here. I got some pictures on my phone, new names and numbers that I don't know. Address to places like Abbey Road.

AIDS

Woke up this morning with a wine glass in my hand.
Who's wine!?
What wine!?
Where the hell did I die!?

Sounds like you screwed the pooch on this one, wait a minute, no you didn't.

Here's a little gift for Wendler. We don't need any more running around. :p

:hmmm:

Picture?

I'm going to get some vagina tonight. I can just feel it in the air.

Ex or someone different?

You go Spanky

Can you feel it, coming in the air, tonight?

The ex. I'm mad at her and yelled at her for a while so she's probably going to try and win me back over with sex.

At least you're still hitting that.

And may I never stop.

oh, lord.

:spock:

So, I'm talking with one of our teachers and a classmate on my way out last night, and my classmate informed my teacher of some of my latest accomplishments. I told them that I was going to go to KC this weekend to "celebrate". Classmate says, "Hey, maybe your luck will continue and you'll get laid this weekend."

Yeah, that's about as far as any of my "hitting that" stories go. Isn't my life exciting?

Gotta shave my junk. It's been a while.

I would the whole thing.

FYP

Are you sure you can pull yourself away from BF3 to pay attention to a female?

Let me tell you something loochy, pussy always comes first.

You don't get laid much huh?

I'd hit that.

Black hairs on white arms are not good.

A lot actually. When the choice is sex or video games, I'm choosing sex, always.

I can shutoff my xbox when i'm done and throw my controller when it makes me mad.

Very nice!

What the hell is wrong with that chick?

She looks like she drools on herself.

She's not from Florida?

LMAO

Not what I go for, but that doesn't mean it isn't good for you.

Her message hints at a lack of confidence and self-esteem issues to exploit. Gogogogogogo
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I shaved my junk yesterday, but I decided to trim the rest with clippers today. I cut myself right on the base of my shaft right where it meets the balls. It's bleeding pretty bad. God damnit.

ROFL

Is it still attached?

Buck,

Invest in one of these:
http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/M...0.5,0&fmt=jpeg

They cut really close and smooth and they don't cut you or chew/pull your hair. :thumb:

What is that?

It's a little personal trimmmer. I have one sort of like it that I use for my nether-regions, eyebrows, neck hairline, etc. It makes it really easy to trim stuff.

Here's one:

http://www.conair.com/men-s-2-blade-...tem-p-125.html

They should have several different kinds at wal-mart or walgreens or wherever. They are really handy.

Wow that looks handy. I'll need to get 2. 1 for my mustache, 1 for my balls.

She looks like the product of an incestuous relationship.

NTTIAWWT

Does it work for nose hair trimming?

If your junk stops working because of that, i'll go ahead and take care of that ginger chick.

I'm just a little worried. About 6 or 7 years ago on New Years eve, I was spending the night with this chick in a hotel, and we went to have sex at midnight. I had a cut on my dick for some reason and as soon as I stuck it in it felt like I was sticking my dick into acid.

Luckily this is right on the base and I don't think it will be an issue. I haven't had sex in over a month, I'm just really ****ing excited. Probably too excited.

The dreaded acid cooch.

The good thing is that you sound less and less gay as the days go on...

Just stay at least 10 miles away from my dick at all times and you should be fine.

No, it's too big to fit in there. I suggest some small grooming scissors for that. The scissors work much better than the nose hair trimmer attachments for clippers.