you can use the same trimmer......

No fire...no.

It might not be the first time a mustache has been on his balls... just saying.

So i got a date Friday night @ 6:30. Been awhile since I've been on one with someone I don't really know. Got hooked up through my brother in-law.

I wanna know what CP thinks i should use as conversation topics.

This should get good.

Poop. Talk about poop.

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Ask him about himself. Try not to focus on you.

Ask her who should be the next HC...

This should be interesting.

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Ask her about what she thinks of nOObs.

Republican Presidential Candidates.

There are some very important things you should know up front.

Does she spit or swallow?
Does she like facials?
Would she do anal?

:LOL:

Interesting. Any specifics?

Well i certainly saw this one coming.

If she says Fisher I'm flipping the table and leaving.

How YOUUUUU doing?

I wonder if she'd break it off if this date happened in mid-air??

These are much better then my ideas. Please disreguard my post.

Some more helpful information.


She's a good looking gal, she just recently got divorced. She's into archery hunting and outdoors in general. She has a double masters.

I don't know if she is in to bukkake though. I'll have to ask.

Surely you have an imagination. Good way to see how creative she can be.

Kids?

Hunting and outdoors, huh? Is that something that you wouldn't mind doing with her, or is that more of a "time with the guys" type of thing?

Double masters? Beware of women that are way smarter than you. :p

She definitely sounds cool. I wish you the best of luck (like you need it).

She wants to be ****ed hard. Get her drunk, easy lay.

I actually got asked out for New Year's but I'm not going. Shame, but that's life.

Dude. Go delete the hotlinked pic in post 9449.

Others...don't look at it. Really, don't. NSFW and NSFLife

Her texts HAVE made her come off as a cat in heat.

I already told her I'm wearing my Hammer Pants friday. She was fine with that. So there's that.

Yikes, done.

So, besides forced bukkake, what are you doing for this date?

What the hell are hammerpants?

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dumbass

Scour your memory for any masculine thing you've EVER done, then get her talking about the most exotic/difficult/satisfying prey she's felled with the arrow. Lay groundwork for future dates by 'scouting' her favorite places in nature. 'Yes and' with some of your favorite hunting/camping/hiking/adventuring memories, maybe supplemented with stories from documentaries/movies about REAL men. ;)

Bow hunting, huh? I'd direct the conversation toward how cankles aren't a 'deal breaker' for you.

lol. She's very athletic. Coaches volleyball.

If it gets that far, i don't think I'll choose to do anything else.

How much older than you is she?

The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
BAMMM, I dropped her off on the next block.


Daaoooohhhh!!!!

That sounds optimistic!

Lets just say, teeth are not an issue.

What makes you think she's older?


3 years.

Make sure to post nudes.

Wait...you are a lez?

Believe it or not, I'm quite perceptive.

She has big labia minora.

So you're saying she has no tits and is built like 2x4?


j/k

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Interesting reference. You must have discovered the google machine.

What's your question?

Point her to CP and we'll find out everything you need to know about her.

I wouldn't trust you with a handful of Snap-pop fireworks let alone a female i know.

I guess I should stop seeing your Mom then.

You should marry her.


Two Christmas's.

What age group?

High School judging by the pictures. The pictures that i will not post.

You son of a bitch......

Hit me up on FB. :thumb:

What are her Masters in?

Interesting approach Curly Sue. Well don't keep me in suspense... what say you? Rhyme unintended...
:evil:

I think I've answered all of those questions at some point in time on here.

But back on topic. I need conversation topics. Having a lot in common will only get me so far.

Do i go with a sports bar (she's a Cowboys fan, uggg) or do i go with the bigger sports bar?

Everyone who doesn't know anything about football is a Dallas fan.

Personally, I'm not a fan of having conversation topics lined up. Ask her about something you want to know about her, and roll with it from there. If the conversation flows without having to change topics a lot due to awkward silences, then I think that's a good sign.

Then again, I haven't been out on an actual first date since January 2009.

Meh. We'll see.

Education related fields.

LMAO

I'm not actually concerned with topics. I just want to see what CP has to say. I'm actually pretty willing to sling some of CP's ideas out there and see what happens.

You should ask her what she thinks about the relations between Israel and Kazakhstan.

She'll say they're at war, but i'll ask anyways.

In that case.

You should ask her about Smurfette being the only female Smurf, and who she thinks fathered the Smurflings.

Scooby or Scrappy?

Pro-Zombie Apocalypse or no?

Ask her what she would do if she only had one year left to live, because we're just under that now.

John Goodman - dead or alive?

And I really think the spit or swallow thing is pretty important.

Hopefully i won't have to ask about the last one.

How did ONE post by luv, getting a date in 2007, turn into nearly 10,000 posts? Whoa.

EDIT: Gochiefs has nearly 2000 in it... and luv around 1k... that makes sense. lol. I have 2. heh.

Whats more important is her willing to get to the point of spitting or swallowing. After that its all gravy hehehe get it, Gravy?

This is an epic thread. At the beginning of it I was a virgin...:evil:

Clay took over on his quest to get laid. Of course, EVERYONE had advice.

If I could change the name of the thread, I'd call it the Official Dating Thread or some such.

I can't believe it's been nearly five years ago. Seems like longer actually. I actually ran across the guy that was the original subject of this thread on LinkedIn last week. I did not invite him to be in my network.

Adams apple.

How about a quick PM with the details? My inquiring minds want to know.:drool:

Anyway I keed I keed!!! Find your luv of football and guy talk to be very very cool. Not that you needed or sought my approval but yeah...

Nailed it.

Buttsecks... yes or no?

From that you have the only answer that you need.

I'll pass.

Thanks for the offer though.

That.......wasn't funny.

Good try, though.

Budump bum ching

You don't get it, do you?


















That's what SHE said! HEY YOOOOOO!!!!!!

:facepalm:

You're going to cry, aren't you?

Go to Dave & Busters. Bit of a douchebaggy place to go, but let's not kid ourselves...it's awesome.

:(


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OOOO bummer.

Well, then take her to the Hall of Records and get it on behind the prying eyes of our Nations Forefathers.

Under the Great Sphinx of Giza? That's a long drive.