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KCUnited 09-09-2022 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by TimeForWasp (Post 16449487)
Well they ended up going in from both ends. I didn't know they scheduled that. No fissures but they said I had ulcers (plural) and large hemeroids (plural). The nurse that walked me out said I had alot going on in there. GRRRRRR
Wait, you got Eiffel Towered?

SupDock 09-09-2022 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16450765)
Why are you doing it? Because you may have polyps? How old are you? Are you having issues?

Getting a colonoscopy just because of the chance you have polyps is kinda silly. I had a colonoscopy at 24 because of some stomach issues, but everything was fine.
That’s like telling a woman not to have a mammogram unless they know they have a lump

SupDock 09-09-2022 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 16450829)
Polyps can become cancerous.

Men at a certain age should not be shy of getting themselves screened. Considering that testosterone seems to promote prostate and colorectal cancers and those cancers tend to affect men more than women. It is wise for any man to be proactive in their healthcare. And that includes colon and prostate screenings.

Prostate exams and colonoscopies are just as important for men as it is for a woman to have annual pelvic exams and periodic mammograms.
Interestingly, digital rectal exams are pretty controversial, PSA is a little controversial but getting more in favor.

https://www.uspreventiveservicestask...ncer-screening

suzzer99 09-09-2022 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by TimeForWasp (Post 16449487)
Well they ended up going in from both ends. I didn't know they scheduled that. No fissures but they said I had ulcers (plural) and large hemeroids (plural). The nurse that walked me out said I had alot going on in there. GRRRRRR
Did they touch cameras in the middle?

Prison Bitch 09-09-2022 11:01 AM
Can you post the video ?

penguinz 09-09-2022 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 16450765)
Why are you doing it? Because you may have polyps? How old are you? Are you having issues?

Getting a colonoscopy just because of the chance you have polyps is kinda silly. I had a colonoscopy at 24 because of some stomach issues, but everything was fine.
You have reached biggest dumbass on CP with that post.

Colon cancer is basically 100% curable if caught early.

Hog's Gone Fishin 09-09-2022 11:31 AM
I'm sure ulcers and Any anal problems can be eliminated just by staying far away from Titty Meat.

007 10-13-2022 06:44 PM
My turn. Ugh what a night.

mlyonsd 10-13-2022 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by 007 (Post 16528017)
My turn. Ugh what a night.
Condolences. My advice is don't click on the What's for Dinner thread.

Prison Bitch 10-13-2022 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by 007 (Post 16528017)
My turn. Ugh what a night.
Sympathy rep man

I’ve been there

Megatron96 10-13-2022 07:07 PM
Pick the kiwi/strawberry flavored lube. you can thank me later.

007 10-13-2022 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by mlyonsd (Post 16528079)
Condolences. My advice is don't click on the What's for Dinner thread.

I can still smell the dinner my wife made for my son.

threebag 10-13-2022 07:27 PM
So name change to TimeToGrasp?

Megatron96 10-13-2022 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 16450931)
Pro tip: get a bidet.
Fancy schmancy ****. have your boyfriend spit on it. Don't need no french butthole water fountain thing.

JohnnyHammersticks 10-13-2022 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 16448234)
Bidet.

No one but peasants should be wiping that much.
Yep.

Like Jim Breuer says, if you're wiping your ass with toilet paper, all you're doing is spreading peanut butter.


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