Simplex is right. If you treat a girl like one of your guy friends, the best you can hope for is that she'll end up being one of your guy friends (only without a penis). Usually, you won't even get that lucky.

We only had that one conversation. I never heard from her again, apart from the "hi" encounter a week later or so.

You're...married.

"Hey honey! Here are the girls from Alpha Pi Beta! They just stopped in for some tea and gangbang!

I'm not married, doofus. :)

I was, but I'm divorced.

Wow! What a coincidence. I'm "Girlused."

My point exactly.

I'm curious:

How many Planeteers have added "GirlUsed" to their AIM Buddy List? :D

That must be nice then...how often do you trawl the local waters for college girls?

She's never on, and I know she didn't block me.

What does everyone think of the pics? I was surprised to find someone so hot online.

Heh. I'm a bit of a party guy, I guess. I usually go out to the bars three or four times per week (Thurs., Fri., Sat. for sure, sometimes Wed.).

I'd hit it (but I would check it's ID first).

ROFL ROFL

I did no such thing! I just wanted to see if she was online and what her profile said. I promise.

Moderately attractive, although certainly proud of her wild side. If it ever comes to it, wear a condom.

On your d*ck. Before, not after.

Why haven't you spoken to me since you got drunk with your parents in the hot tub? I CAN'T LIVE IF LIVIN' IS WITHOUT YOUUUUUUUUU!

Here's a tip: song quotes are usually not your friend.

Unless maybe it's Ice Cube saying, "life ain't nothing but bitches and money."