Why is the defendant speaking?

If the defense has no further proceedings or witnesses, I have a closing statement.

Oh no. "He's well-spoken"

The kiss of death for every educated black man.

I bet that it has missing apostrophes.

In the wake of this disturbing allegation about the witness, the court orders the jury to disregard the testimony of Mr. "Antrell Rolle" until the prosecution can provide a notarized confirmation of his identity.

And on a procedural note, closing statements may be made only after all attorneys have presented their witnesses.

I don't at post 190. I may by the time I get to the front.


I guess I do have one question, can we vote Guilty yet?

Hmm. Okay...the court will allow Mr. Rolle's testimony.

The court will declare a short recess, since the judge really, really has to get a presentation done for tomorrow.

(Banging gavel)

Anyone can get an autographed picture......

With the correct spelling.

Unbiased observer to no one in particular.

"This judge is just as bad as NFL refs."

ROFL

Sorry I'm late. Has the trial started yet?

Well done your honor..I am glad the proceedings were expedited!!!

Sincerely,

bill parcells