Whatever happened to that old man who Undertaker wrestled in a bloody mess and they later found out he has hepatitis?

Ya forgot to include the following option:

The virtually-defeated contestant (i.e., slumped by the corner post) suddenly having an instant resurgence of strength and energy (i.e., quickly rolling away) just as the other wrestler is in the process of making the final killer maneuver (i.e., doing a full-speed jump into the air aimed at the 'victim' but instead landing directly into the corner post, resulting in dazed confusion).

I dunno, but Alex Shelley has chlamydia.

The old man was Bob Orton, Randy Orton's dad. When WWE found out he had hepatitis, he was fired immediately because he didn't tell anybody about it, thus putting lots of wrestlers at risk.

Punk will be a huge star as long as WWE doesn't screw it up, which means he won't be a star because WWE doesn't know talent for chit. Even the watered-down version of Punk being shown now is one of the most over talents in all 3 brands, but yet he jobs first in the elimination chamber.

Batista is awful now that he isn't juiced up. His first couple matches back he couldn't even get his opponents up for the demon-bomb. It was embarassing watching him.

HEY!

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The sad thing is they could build a whole brand around Orton if he wasn't such a dumbass.

Hey!
I'm not getting paid!
And I'm never gonna change my ways!

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Cena's the only talent on the roster right now who could legitimately end 'the streak'. He's so over it's insane. Edge really did him a world of good last year; that was the best booking WWE's had for years, putting those two in a program that went for so long. Cena went from mostly booed, to half-and-half to almost universally cheered now. He gets by far the most pop of anyone in the company. It was really obvious last night when he was more over than HBK in the state of Texas.

I have to say I was really, really surprised to see the two of them get the titles, for political reasons. I can't believe HHH would agree to that. Maybe he's finally realized his time's almost over and it's time to put over the next generation.

And the Cena/Jamal err Umaga program last night at the Rumble was terrific. Get Cena the babyface win, but keep Umagamal an unbeatable without special circumstances monster.

I was really, really happy to see taker on Raw last night. I was afraid they were heading for A taker/tista match like everyone else, which would not only be a shit match, but a waste of the streak (which I think should end to put someone over, it would be a great way to cap off a great career - go out as a pro). I told my girlfriend I thought it would be taker/cena though, so maybe I was right...

What I think they ought to do is have Taker beat Batista for the World Title before 'mania, and then have Cena end the streak at 'mania, unifying the belts.

I have a bad feeling they're going to put Michaels over at mania, though.

Punk will not be a huge star because HHH, HBK and Stephanie hate the guy. When Heyman got dismissed he was totally screwed. Punk has been ****ed since SS when the crowd cheered him over DX, I picture Stephanie and HHH in the booking meeting going "**** this guy".

Guys like Anderson and Finlay are in the back using their clout to get guys like Hardcore Holly pushed ahead of Punk because they know where their bread is buttered with Steph......

Punk's pretty much screwed.

WSX is... interesting so far.

Punk is apparently screwed because of his attitude:

I should add I was extremely disappointed in seeing Punk job to Striker tonight. They clearly are totally burying the guy.

And wtf was with Holly beating van Dam clean. From WWE champ to jobbing to jobber Holly in a year's time.

Vince really is killing ECW.

And now the Undertaker shows up on ECW. What is this crap?

lol. I suppose 'Taker has the right to challenge for the ECW belt, too. Of course, this all means that he is going to wrestle Batista @ WM23.

LMAO