That OSU guy looking really slow from behind.

Dumbass LSU QB didn't even have his mouthguard in. I'm surprised that isn't a penalty, since it's usually is.

Who is Ron Paul rooting for?

It's going to be really dangerous here in town after the Memorial Jam if this game continues like this. Drunk, pissed off Cajuns are not fun.

Auspicious starts.

lolzzz bad snap

Is LSU even showing up?

Les Miles: Master of Preparation

He showed some real speed running after that high snap

Dr. Paul rejects the whole BCS system, as it is not found in the Constitution. Dr. Paul therefore does not "root" for either team, lest he encourage further corruption of college football by the neo-pigskinists.

Holy crap.

I am shocked by OSU's slowness.

The LSU equipment managers forgot to unpack that SEC speed.

Geaux Tigers.

More like sleaux Tigers.

Dorsey getting his ass pwnd...