Nah. Blue October's "The End" is much more appropriate. "Dirt Room" would work, too. Both are off of the "Approaching Normal" album.

Or the Doors "This is the End" now that will cheer you up :)

The lesson for the guys is to break up with the women at least 4 hours before she goes to work, so she has time to cry about it.

Face it, bad girl, you are getting old, and will probably never get laid again.

A woman can always get laid..

This.

tell your mom i'll be by to pick her up at 8:54pm

Wear a skanky dress with high heals and stand on a street corner at night on the seedy side of town.

You guys are feeling spunky tonight, huh?

badgirl...are you a three input girl? do you deepthroat? How tight are your uh..pissflaps? How many guys you been with? Have you ever had to pay a guy to have sex with you but then afterwards he felt sorry for you and told you to keep it for the buffet at Denny's?

these are standard first date questions...and part of the screening to get claythan some splittail

Jesus Christ, stop trying to hook me up with driedupoldhuskbadgirl

My boyfriend broke up with me today.

Think of the great after-sex conversations you would have.