Yoda?

Dude, can you teach me to levitate my wine glass to my hand, please?

It was not "fairly homosexual" in any way.

A play on fairly was...
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I have no ****ing clue what this means. But I sincerely applaud the effort.

Here deez....
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Let me use your own logic from post #157 against you:

Have you ever seen a man that you considered ugly? If so, then you necessarily have a conception of male aesthetics that allows for a not ugly man. Which means that you have considered one man to be better looking than another. Ergo by billay logic, you are gay.

Or, have you ever considered yourself better looking than another guy? That still makes you a gay. Congratulations.

Before he posted a picture of the reeruned-looking guy, he had to ask a straight woman whether or not that guy was good looking because he just couldn't tell if he was looking at Paul Newman or Danny DeVito. He is so impossibly straight that he can't even make out a man's features. That makes him totally straighter-than-straight, not insecure about his sexuality.

I keep hearing about the legendarily funny billay pics. link?

I'm so straight that I refuse even to look at men. Admittedly, this makes watching Chiefs games difficult.

To compensate, I face backwards and watch through a mirror. I figure I'm multiple levels removed from seeing a man in person and am thus safe.

Get a job Saul.

When billay watches football, he tucks his junk between his legs and wears panties. By forcing femininity upon himself, it allows him to at least see the score of the game. He still can't hear the announcers' voices, but he can hear the sideline reporter as long as it is a female other than Holly Rowe (who is just manly-looking enough that he can hear her voice but can't make out the words).

Also, he's grown a pretty solid pair of tits, so that can't hurt.

Saul can't even afford a tv.

It's more sad than funny. I'm not going to post it. That's crossing the line, but I don't mind referencing it.