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Iowanian 08-23-2012 11:19 AM

I guess I've just been served.

I just can't tell if it was by Chris Rock or the Walmart greeter with the piss stain on his smock.

vailpass 08-23-2012 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by qabbaan (Post 8844391)
Attempt to look like a badass... Failed

I suggest you watch your step lest your kimono be lifted and your ass exposed for all the world to see.

Frankie 08-23-2012 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 8843736)
a gallon covers four hundred square feet...if you punctured a paint can that could bleed out the whole gallon, that had to be a hell of a puncture or hole.

something's not right with this story.

Not a can. A bucket. Read correctly for once. Plus I didn't go out overnight with a brush to spread the paint to 400 SF, Sherlock.

Oye Veh!

Frankie 08-23-2012 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8843828)
Frankie, if you wish to engage me, I'd rather do it out here.

No, I will not retract my very simple question. I don't care if you are "serious," "sure that I will" or not.

If you don't want to answer, that's fine.

Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.

Frankie 08-23-2012 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 8843835)
Latex paint will peal off asphalt.

Actually I discovered yesterday, upon close observation that a lot of it is just caked up paint. I broke a bit of it off with my fingers. I think I'll grab a hoe and peel most of it off in the next few days.

seclark 08-23-2012 11:48 AM

jfc, did frankie just go clint eastwood on donger?
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Donger 08-23-2012 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 8844476)
Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.

Frankie, is it your impression that you are actually more intelligent than myself?

I was actually hoping that you might be learning to develop a sense of humor about your Oedipus-like infatuation with your mother. See, that's what we chaps do here in America. If you don't want to acclimate after all these years, that's okay. But, I think you take it a little too seriously. Just one immigrant trying to help out another, brother.

vailpass 08-23-2012 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 8844476)
Read post 124. Describes a perverted lowlife like you to a tee. Honestly I have and no desire to "engage you." Never have, and never will.

Not surprisingly however, you, in your total stupidity buried under a thick layer of a bogus sense of self-grandeur, have not noticed that you are the one doing all the "engaging." I have never come in a PC conversation involving you to consciously troll you and trap you. But you have routinely attempted that, as in this very thread.

You try to pass yourself off as an educated person by correcting others' English and posting in "science" oriented threads. But that is only to convince yourself and those even less intelligent than you that you are somewhat of an intellectual.

Well, asshole, you are not an intellectual. You are really nothing. Oh, I'm wrong. You are something. You are a perverted scumbag who has obviously grown up in an incest ravaged household. God only knows how many times you have been sexually abused by your father, an uncle or a brother. Like I said, to even think of the question that you asked me reveals clearly that you think the shit that went down in your own family is the norm for other families.

And you are a troll on the level of 'PC intellectuals' like FC58, failpiss, Shitsprayer, and Tom Cash. They might buy your act of you and kiss your ass. But most here don't.


All of your posturing is as camel piss in the wind. You have been tested by the justice of my left hand and found wanting. Do you enjoy being driven like the ox that pulls my wagon? Your public disgrace is almost too much for me to enjoy, even though I authored and published it on the papyrus of your ass.

Donger 08-23-2012 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 8844483)
jfc, did frankie just go clint eastwood on donger?
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I was thinking more like Dirty Steve.

Frankie 08-23-2012 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 8844410)
I guess I've just been served.

I just can't tell if it was by Chris Rock or the Walmart greeter with the piss stain on his smock.

So, when did I call you a student? You know a joke is not a joke, nor funny if you have to fake the set up. As in your "school bus driver" line.

Frankie 08-23-2012 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8844485)
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
Frankie, is it your impression that you are actually more intelligent than myself?

(Not an impression. A fact. And that's actually not saying much. About 90% of the posters here are more intelligent than you are.)

I was actually hoping that you might be learning to develop a sense of humor about your Oedipus-like infatuation with your mother.

(Oedipus didn't know he was doing it with his own mother. Unlike you.)

See, that's what we chaps do here in America. If you don't want to acclimate after all these years, that's okay.

(Has nothing to do with this subject, nor is gross family insult an American norm. You obviously have gotten 'being an American' all wrong. Many 'American' posters here agree. Here's one quote from a rep: "youre still good in my book Frank. Id stab them at a function if they talked about my family like they do your. Assholes.").

But, I think you take it a little too seriously. Just one immigrant trying to help out another, brother.

(I'm not your brother. You know how I know? I've never ****ed you in the ass.)


Answers in red.

vailpass 08-23-2012 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 8844552)
Answers in red.

LMAO

crazycoffey 08-23-2012 12:14 PM

popcorn...

stevieray 08-23-2012 12:15 PM

bucket or can, doesn't matter, other than it's harder to puncture a bucket...that's a buttload of paint...this story is complete BS.

stevieray 08-23-2012 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie (Post 8844552)
Answers in red.

stab someone at a function?

LMAO


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