athletes who begin their answer to a question posed to them with "Oh, most definitely"

touch base.

Let's "tie off"

Organic, high level.

I hate when my gutta bitch thinks she's my main bitch.

No shit, dummy. Did you really think I was serious?

Agreed, and they always have a story no matter what. You could be talking about spear hunting polar bears at the north pole and they'd still have a similar, yet slightly more impressive story than yours.

The whole "went off" thing tends to imply you thought he was actually serious.

So, I was just making sure you weren't being the typical frazod today.

Add miserable, sniping ****s to the list.

I've never tasted a canned tea that was any good, although my bad experiences have dissuaded me from trying very many of them.

Trying to cut back on soda a bit. Even diet pop is crap.

LMFAO

the 'One-Upper' skit Kristen Wiig goes is awesome

Analysts who ask questions such as, "so this was the biggest game of your life, just how important is it to you?"

That drives me ****ing crazy. Why do you insist on asking questions you know the answers to?

:thumb: Is the tea from that picture the one you like best? I think I've only tried one or two Arizona tea flavors. Maybe there's one that I'd actually like (although it wouldn't be any of the diet flavors).