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gblowfish 03-25-2016 10:18 AM

Who's Gayer? Mario Cantone or Richard Simmons???

LoneWolf 03-25-2016 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 12148750)
What if it's three dudes?

That's not called a three way. That's called a lemon party.

Has nobody on CP seen the Lonely Island video called The Golden Rule?

Discuss Thrower 03-25-2016 10:37 AM

It's only gay if the lights are on.

DenverChief 03-25-2016 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 12148785)
Who's Gayer? Mario Cantone or Richard Simmons???

Richard Simmons is waaaay more flamboyant

DenverChief 03-25-2016 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho (Post 12146926)
What do you think of David Letterman's new look?

He reminds me of a super skinny santa clause - good for him though - I can't imagine dressing to the 9's for that long - I would have retired 10 years ago and been walking around in my fat pants and a tank top

DenverChief 03-25-2016 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 12146975)
If one of the patrol cars has a broken siren are you automatically designated to sit on the roof and yell "WHHHOOOOOOEEEEE" or is that a seniority designation?

LMAO - we use an Eddie Murphy CD

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DenverChief 03-25-2016 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 12147135)
What the heck was Brian Boitano thinking, coming out just a few days after being named to the U.S. delegation to the Winter Olympics in Sochi?

And a follow-up. What would he do if he were here right now?

I'll hang up and listen off the air.

Dinny


Probably try and make a political scene - well that is the question - what would Brian Boitano do?

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DenverChief 03-25-2016 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 12147164)
Butt stuff intimidates me.

My girl has mentioned wanting to put her fingers in my butt multiple times. I'm not sure I'll ever let her do it.

One of the best orgasims is when just before you are about to blow your wad someone sticks a finger in there - wow

dls6501 03-25-2016 04:11 PM

Why do some gay guys act so over the top flamboyant? I have been told its to sound more feminine....but I dont know a single woman who acts or talks like a flamboyant homosexual man.

DenverChief 03-25-2016 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dls6501 (Post 12149212)
Why do some gay guys act so over the top flamboyant? I have been told its to sound more feminine....but I dont know a single woman who acts or talks like a flamboyant homosexual man.

I don't think it's always an "act" - sure there are some people who are waaay over the top (actors/entertainers) but for the most part it's their natural personality.

eDave 03-25-2016 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 12149227)
I don't think it's always an "act" - sure there are some people who are waaay over the top (actors/entertainers) but for the most part it's their natural personality.

That's the only thing I run into that bugs me. But not the feminine part, the being a bitch part. Nothing worse than a gay bitch. And you can't get back in their face or you are homophobic.

My last experience was when we were at a gay bar and a guy like dls6501 describes confronted my GF about being their in their place. Like she had no right to be there. And then me for that matter. It was ugly and I had to stand back and let her handle it, when I really wanted to kick his ass.

Another time, at Dancefestopia, I had my backpack on, like everyone else, and these two come up to stand behind us, with plenty of room behind them. Then the more effeminate dude got in my face about my pack hitting him when I danced. I told him to simply back up. He started SCREAMING at me. My GF, again, had to handle it by telling the other dude to get his chick out of our space. LOL He did and apologized. And he was killing the whole vibe for everyone else. And he was rolling for crying out loud.

How should I handle these types of situations?

rico 03-25-2016 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 12149227)
I don't think it's always an "act" - sure there are some people who are waaay over the top (actors/entertainers) but for the most part it's their natural personality.

I have a cousin who is gay. Cool dude. Anyways, prior to coming out of the closet, the way he spoke and enunciated his words was what is perceived as "normal" in my area. He didn't have a lisp....he just sounded like another guy.

After he came out of the closet, he all the sudden developed a lisp and began sounding like, enunciating his words and using the same terminology as a valley girl.

Why did this change take place? Was he likely always covering up the lisp/valley girl vibe he wanted to give off or was it forced????

go bo 03-25-2016 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 12146647)
Haha. Quite the opposite. I don't put off a gay vibe, but I have had a few obviously gay men make passes while in uniform.

this is true! i went out for drinks with him once and i thought it was the wrong guy because he wasn't the least bit effeminate in manner or appearance...

actually a pretty good looking guy, if i was just a little gay and 40 years younger...

go bo 03-25-2016 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 12146730)
Sooo, there's actually somebody here that's jacked off more pigs than I have. Amazing !

of all your posts this is the very first one i've actually laughed out loud!

even woke up the wife from her nap, that probably wasn't a good idea...:eek:

DenverChief 03-25-2016 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12149233)
That's the only thing I run into that bugs me. But not the feminine part, the being a bitch part. Nothing worse than a gay bitch. And you can't get back in their face or you are homophobic.

My last experience was when we were at a gay bar and a guy like dls6501 describes confronted my GF about being their in their place. Like she had no right to be there. And then me for that matter. It was ugly and I had to stand back and let her handle it, when I really wanted to kick his ass.

Another time, at Dancefestopia, I had my backpack on, like everyone else, and these two come up to stand behind us, with plenty of room behind them. Then the more effeminate dude got in my face about my pack hitting him when I danced. I told him to simply back up. He started SCREAMING at me. My GF, again, had to handle it by telling the other dude to get his chick out of our space. LOL He did and apologized. And he was killing the whole vibe for everyone else. And he was rolling for crying out loud.

How should I handle these types of situations?

Always best to let the "girls" handle girl things - now if some gay cowboy steps up to you then by all means be the man your GF expects you to be - they usually do it to get a rise out of you - I have been told I was arresting someone BECAUSE they were gay - Inside I was laughing and saying to myself "if you only knew sister"


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