On the Cowboy first possession Troy Aikman goes DEEP for Michael Irvin.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/daQzHf_2bdE?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

PRAISE BE TO PRIME. After an exchange of punts, the Chiefs take over at the 40 and put Greg Hill in the game.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bmLZ4PU7zG8?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

IT'S THE REAL DEAL, BITCHES! An unexpected big play from the rookie. This is going well. Can I keep stopping the Dallas offense?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xTK3kRQ35Qw?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DOWN GOES AIKMAN. On the Chiefs next possession Willie Davis FALLS DOWN on his route. Let's see what happens.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q0sbH9XSoS8?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WHAT A THROW. The Chiefs get a field goal and it's 10-0. Dallas gets a field goal and the Chiefs have third and 1 from their own 32 on the next possession.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/KxXgKk3uncY?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BIG PLAY from rookie Lamar Smith. My young halfbacks are producing big time. This leads to another TD and at 17-3 I'm feeling good. But they are the Dallas Cowboys.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/HoquyvC4C2Y?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wow, Emmitt ****s me hard. I hold Dallas to a field goal there though and it's 17-6 at the half. I open the second half with the ball, and know I need to score here, though. 17 isn't gonna be enough.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0iGlMbWMcC8?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Dallas leaves Willie Davis one-on-one with a safety and I get an absolutely gorgeous throw from Joe Montana. Looks like I'm going to pull this off.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q91pK3EN-V8?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Dallas responds with a drive and Aikman finds Novacek in the back of the end zone. Then I punt and it looks like the Cowboys are going to get back in the game. They have third and 1 from the Chiefs 46.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yN7bZKEstRo?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

HUGE PLAY BY DT. The Cowboys punt. I decide to go for the jugular.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/yViWcAnGdhw?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

SUCK MY EXHAUST ROD WOODSON. Willie Davis burns the future hall of famer and this one is all but over. The Cowboys do have one more big play in them though.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/XWTjjlyfy1s?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Whew, that's what I get for pressing Irvin. Good thing I've got that insurance touchdown. The Cowboys get the ball back but Aikman slips on the wet turf.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/3sMwALNZqpI?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

And DT brings him down. That's game, folks. And now there's just one thing left to do.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/b3N2bER820I?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

PRIMETIME. The Chiefs are 5-0 and the unquestioned best team in the NFL.

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...eb&oe=593BFF2B

Joe Montana: 18-29, 300 yards, 2 TD, 0 INT
Lamar Smith: 18 carries, 60 yards
Greg Hill: 5 carries, 68 yards
Willie Davis: 4 catches, 155 yards, 2 TD
Quinn Early: 5 catches, 54 yards

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...ab&oe=59716C7F

http://www.imageofsport.com/image/th...50/3499272.jpg

Natrone MEANS business and he runs me right the **** over. God my safeties suck. This needs to be addressed. Early 10-0 hole against a bad team. GREAT.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/obyMYhM89lg?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

13-0. My offense is doing nothing. So I might as well make it worse.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9p68B_SAoDI?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

This terrible, terrible pick leads to another Chargers TD. It's 20-0. Do I have another 20-point comeback in me?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RyjKFm9rYTk?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

A rare pick by Derrick Thomas. This leads to a FG just before halftime. 20-3.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Dvy-Vnwnk8w?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ernest Givins me a touchdown and suddenly I'm back in the game. Can I pull this off?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ivdnp4gkyBs?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

THEIR DANGEROUS WIDE RECEIVER. IT'S HAPPENING!

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/SAgARcu7c9U?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Aw ****. Come on Joe, keep slinging.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mTm8cBCwKrI?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BIG PLAY! This leads to a fourth and goal.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/seUJ6UNk6XA?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Well, I ****ed this up. But I get the ball back quickly with 5 minutes left. LET'S GO!

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1F9_CK89hH4?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I ****ed this up.

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...78&oe=592C2004

The Chiefs drop their first game and, to make matters worse, now injuries are taking a toll.

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...25&oe=5925A900

Time to make a move at safety because mine can't tackle for shit. I have a lot of depth at LB so I trade Lonnie Marts, who can't cover for shit, for Marquez Pope, who is a terrific tackler. Charles Mincy moves to CB.

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...d1&oe=596D3F4F

The Colts are driving but Mark Collins comes down and makes a huge third-down hit on Roosevelt Potts. That probably saves a TD. 3-0 Colts.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/DaujUAGNup8?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Jeff George sucks, I swear, but on this play he has all day, rears back with that enormous cannon and straight ****s me.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/dbBXteLbb3I?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ugh. Meanwhile, my offensive line is a dumpster fire. Free agent prize Chris Hinton is getting his ass raped by Steve Emtman, who has three sacks in the first half alone. Steve Emtman only had one sack in real life in 1994. WTF?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tYMRn_7dPbU?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I do get a field goal, though. At 10-6, the game is still in reach unlike last week.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tse2S_amOUA?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

GEE THANKS ROOKIE. Thankfully, my defense holds and I get the ball back. And then disaster strikes.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1NjOr7pTJVk?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Wonderful blitz pickup by Marcus Allen there. I'm ****ed. Or am I?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/e16YOtrbF20?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

QUINN EARLY MOTHER****ER. At least ONE of my free agents is paying off this year. Game on. I then force another Colts punt.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bJMfwv_gfeM?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TRACY ROGERS BABY! Nothing like a Chiefs blocked punt, the first I've pulled off this year. Now I can take control, and I move the ball down to the 1-yard line thanks to a clutch third down catch by Keith Cash.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WXyV2hDZ2bQ?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

TOUCHDOWN. Marcus Allen is back from injury and puts me ahead. But can I stop Jeff George?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/D8T-dVAMrYc?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

YES! Derrick Thomas forcing a Jeff George fumble is so true to life. I can almost taste the win. I only get a field goal off the turnover, though. It's 23-17 and the Colts move the ball all the way to my 11 with 28 seconds left. HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/RJbHzqnMdMs?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

YES! Dale Carter tips the pass and another free agent prize, LB David Brandon, picks the deflection. CHIEFS WIN! A huge comeback victory.

Replays reveal that the ball actually ricocheted off Reggie Langhorne's hands. PHEW!

http://i.imgur.com/piY3Qz7.gif

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...b9&oe=5926B4E1

Next: Broncos @Arrowhead, MNF. Deion returns two weeks early. I'll need him against Elway and Marshall Faulk. Chiefs lose Amp Lee for 6 weeks due to a partially torn ACL.

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...01&oe=5928A004

Rob Fredrickson is getting some snaps at linebacker now! Let's see how the rookie does.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/PLrdS2tyei4?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

BOOM! Elway is flattened and they immediately punt. Let's see what Montana can do with the ball.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/V5cZv-LyFEs?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Touchdown Chiefs! A perfectly thrown out. Everything is clicking so far on this raucous Monday Night. Can Elway respond?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/-i8bbMmVTZM?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

NOPE. David Brandon, who was specifically brought in for his coverage abilities, gets his second INT in as many games. King Carl smiles with glee. Unfortunately, Marcus Allen fumbles the ball right back, and the Broncos get a drive going.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/xNG1mIDHNLs?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

AND CHARLES MINCY STOPS THAT DRIVE. My defense is destroying John Elway. This is delicious.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AXzrAPkZ1ak?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Not so delicious. Shitty throw, Joe. That one's on you. The ensuing kickoff is an equally big play.

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gFg-DxUJTzk?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

OH THAT'S FUN. It wasn't even Deion, as I'm being careful with his injury. Reggie Thornton, a complete JAG in real life, is handling kickoffs. Marcus Allen takes it in on the next play and Arrowhead resumes it's party. 14-7.

But the Broncos respond with a drive that goes deep into Chiefs territory...

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZbamLdQJe2w?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

THIS IS COMPLETE DOMINATION. Mark Collins is a ****ing stud. Look at this damn hit on Derek Russell. OWNED!

http://i.imgur.com/2txBK2J.gif

Now the offense is going to be very, very aggressive. Denver's corners are terrible. ATTACK!

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/uq4hFlmJVzY?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Yep, Reggie Thornton got so excited he ****ed it all up. But I still get two points! And the ball! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/nzsk9eOhidM?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

THE BEATDOWN IS ON! Joe Montana is a beautiful butterfly with over 200 yards passing already.

https://scontent.fmkc1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...d6&oe=593CDC5E

And I get the second half kickoff!

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hh9RAHqoWiY?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LET'S PARTY LIKE IT'S 1994! Hey DT, you want to get in on this fun? We're tag-teaming John Elway behind Kauffman

http://i.imgur.com/jt5yItv.gif

John Elway is the pivot man in a Kansas City circle jerk!

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7r5K7ZOir2Q?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

And Marquez Pope stole that INT from Deion Sanders! YOU CAD! We got anything else left in this gun?

<iframe width="853" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7I_HE-s6C1Q?ecver=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

One more for the road! The Chiefs take a giant collective shit on John Elway with 4 sacks and 4 picks, and the Chiefs roll up over 500 yards of offense in a 37-15 beatdown. Marshall Faulk has 96 yards rushing but LOL whatever.

Montana: 22-31, 437 yards, 4 TD (AFC Player of the Week)
Allen: 15 carries, 52 yards, 1 TD
Davis: 3 catches, 103 yards, 2 TD
Thornton: 3 catches, 111 yards
Quinn Early: 6 catches, 76 yards
Keith Cash: 6 catches, 77 yards

The Chiefs are 7-1 and a juggernaut to be reckoned with. The only team standing in their way is the 8-0 Buffalo Bills.