they are such perfect family animals, i have two sisters and we used to ride the damn dobe like a horse ROFL

They don't get a bad rap. Some animals are bred to be violent and Pitbulls are one of them. People purposely breed them and rottweilers and some other dog breeds TO fight and attack and be violent. Honestly I think they need to be driven into extinction. They shouldn't be around humans.

I think it's funny that Clay thinks that he "served his country". You delivered mail, bitch.

I swore an oath.

It's not safe to put mail in mailboxes where I live now. We have to go to the post office to mail anything if you don't want that mail to be stolen.

ROFL

Nobody and I mean NOBODY is surprised he would describe it that way.

To wear short shorts and lose people's shit?

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"I served my country...I took an oath!" is obviously tongue-in-cheek, and I appreciate the self deprecation. BD and Fran could use a little of that themselves. Would be a lot cooler.

Hating on the board's resident mailman is a fool's errand. What is this world coming to?!

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Also: pit bulls are ticking time bombs. https://i.postimg.cc/sxQxc0nw/giphy-...-rid-giphy.gif

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Hey fan boi the boards mailman is either Luvs dad or mailman.

Horses are a dangerous breed. You shouldn't have horses in your house.

Did any of them personally deliver mail to Chiefs fans?

I'm sure they did.

Did you ever have a bedpan delivered to Boomer Grigsby? Who the **** cares?

There is something to be said for staying on his good side...

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I want you to know I delivered mail to X-Factor and didn't spit on it.

You disappoint me more and more every day.

Did you at least rub some ball sweat?

I did an oath

i mean that kinda happens to every piece of mail after a few hours in the summer

Didn't you make one to God too?
Things change.

absolutely not

i resisted

Who would win in a war between 1,000,000 armed "don't tread on me" Americanas and 1,000,000 unleashed pitbulls?

You've have to have land mines.
And support from offshore.

The rest of America.

I don't think so. Whichever side wins is coming for everyone else.

If they’re as scary as Clay…it will only take 5 pit bulls.

Don't you people need a loicense to watch TV?

Random trivia: my father in law once called in a battleship strike. He was a helicopter battalion leader and they needed some extra firepower once near the coast.

Calling in a battleship strike on an enemy position is a cool thing to have on your resume.

That is very cool. Normally i'd make a joke about whether he's married or not but I don't want your wife to hate me.

I used to just pile all my ships up in the corner and hope my opponent was too stupid to remember.

I had to stop playing battleship with one of my cousins, because he would cheat and didn't understand that I could eventually figure it out when all of the aircraft carrier possibilities were exhausted. He was an annoying cousin.

I worked for a well-known shipping company for two weeks in December during their busy holiday season. Since I work from home, I was starting to feel cooped up. So, I decided to take a break and explore my town for two weeks.

Luckily, someone was willing to drive me around as long as I helped deliver packages from the truck to the houses. It was a much-needed change of pace.

I met some interesting dogs on my deliveries. However, the experience definitely gave me a new appreciation for delivery personnel – that part of the job can be tough.

On a side note, judging from that photo, that couple doesn't seem like the typical pit bull owner stereotype.

I'd kick your ass in Stratego.

When I was in the Army we would play a lot of card/board game time wasters but there was one sergeant we learned the hard way not to play Risk with. Because when he would start losing, and he sucked at playing Risk so I do mean when not if, he would grab the edge of the board then flip it over and yell "NUKE! No one wins."

That’s pretty brilliant. I wish I had thought of that in 1983 when my roommates wanted to play Risk before heading to the bar at 11pm.

My father in law saw a helicopter once, and danged if a bunch of explosions didn't start occurring around him. He thought it odd.

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These infant shredders should be shoot on sight, regardless if they're "under control" (no such thing unless they're caged or dead) or not.

My congratulations go to the Met Police for disposing of this beast.

I don't want to scare all you pussies but I just bought a new bulldog today out of the UK. Won't get her for 21 days. I guess I gotta turn in my man card.

BAH GAWD THAT'S BIG DADDY'S MUSIC

Holy shit the cops are allowed to fire a gun over there? I imagine every British person that saw and heard the shots instantly wept and turned in their butter knives and tv remotes to feel safer.

I saw the Iowa fire her 16" guns once. Six years in the Navy, that was the absolute coolest thing I ever saw, and only a couple of others even come close. There were so many things I experienced back then that I didn't appreciate at the time. That was definitely NOT one of them.

Toured the Iowa 4 years go.

The thickness of armor inside the command area was insane.

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Do you get any indication of where the shells are going? Is there any kind of smoke trail or contrails or anything? Or do you just see it fire and then 5 minutes later you see the coast blow up?

Be thankful you aren’t my neighbor.

Be thankful you aren't mine. If you had one of these horrible mutts I would look for any excuse to euthanise it and not face any legal consequences.

Woble needs to be euthanized it sounds like. BTW, too bad the dog in the OP didn't chew off his dads hair. That is aweful.

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Here's a picture of Kelce from the breeder. Clay, how could you be scared of such an innocent face?

feed it a rat poison filled hot dog.

The company I was in went to Grafenwoehr for some Range Qual, this is where I got to qualify with the M2, and on the way to our station drove past a battery firing 203mm Howitzers. It was impressive, looked like a cinder block flying through the air, but that was just an 8" shell. Hard to imagine something double that size, and seeing the damage it did when it hit.

you after the cops come to put your dog down for attacking someone

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We were at least half a mile away. I saw the fireballs erupt from the barrels and heard the roar a few seconds later (even at that distance, it was loud as hell). I have no idea if the fired shell is visible to the naked eye or not from close up. And I also have no idea where the shells hit, although I figure if they were aiming at anything, it would have been some sort of floating target in the Caribbean too far away to see. This was peacetime off the coast of Guantanamo Bay. Iowa was probably down there for the same training and readiness evaluation that my ship was.

Here's my malinois-like energetic 93 pound female doberman. Speaking from experience (high energy dog) with a Staffie you're going to want to teach it how to fetch. Only way I survive. Neighborhood walks aren't going to work (dog will eat sheet rock\smaller pets). Also get her to be good off-leash so that you don't have to get involved with blood-sports at the nearest dog park...My dog has checked several pissy little bitches that wouldn't leave her alone (after multiple warnings). Latest victim was another American Doberman that kept getting in her face. Dog wouldn't leave her alone and after 10+ minutes (and casual requests to the dogs owner) my dog finally bit the other doberman in the leg and caused a limp. After which I wrote dog parks off.


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I don't think I've been in this thread - but now I have a story to tell.

I've been trying to walk more and had some 4 mile loops from my house kinda established. A bit over a week ago I was on the last mile of a loop and on a street I dont frequent when I ran into three loose dogs, 2 pitt type and a German Shepherd. I was already tired because I had dressed to way too warm. Spring is tricky. Anyway, the dogs were loose and across an empty lot about 40 yards distant. I was maintaining a steady pace on the sidewalk. Suddenly, I felt an inquiring nip on my fingertips and a light nudge on my thigh. And then I had the two pitts jumping around me, nipping at my hands, and shouldering me. The shepherd circled and joined the barking. I crossed my arms like I was going to jump on an airline emergency slide, and just kept a steady pace, and yelling NO - to no effect. When I'd walked a lot or two past the empty lot where I picked them up, they went back - I was probably skirting their perceived territory.

I was unharmed, but I was concerned that things might escalate. My watch showed that my heart rate had spiked a little right then.

I'm of sturdy build (hence the increased walking) so their shoulder nudges didn't have much impact. But if I was a skinny person, they might have. I don't know what they would have done if I had shown signs of panic or tried to hit them. I think if they knocked someone off their feet, it would get ugly fast. I feel like these dogs were starting playfully, but prodding, poking, looking for a reaction. I'm a dog owner - that may have helped in interacting with them.


That's my short story for the day.

I want there to be more pitbulls just to spite people and piss them off.

Appreciate the advice. We already have obedience classes scheduled with a dog trainer and my wife and I both run a few days a week and plan on teaching the dog to come on these runs with us. We're hopeful that since she will be in a house with a very small dog that socialization with a little ankle biting pain in the ass will help. Fingers crossed.

You are a soft little bitch. Same as it ever was.

Reason #37 to carry a ball bat when walking

keep your wild animal away from civilization

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SeE guiSE, i tOLd u sO!1!! tHE caT sTArTed It!!!1! - Pit bull bros in unison in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

Yeah that was on either my MSN or Yahoo scrolls a few days ago, just an absolutely unbelievable amount of damage they caused... now just imagine what that would do to an arm or leg

Jfc hopefully those demons are caught and euthanized before they do that to a child

Sweet little pibbles prolly have names like Angel and Reese

Bugger will be along shortly to lecture us over the breed of peace

I'm drunk at work, and I'm gonna say it. FCK all the dogs ever in the world.....ever. I hate those shiitting in your living room muther f'ers. If you let your dog lick your face you're a weirdo

Damn, that's a disaster waiting to happen. Roaming the streets at night looking for something to kill. No collars.

Who gets drunk at work? lol

This is the Chiefs board dude, not the Raiduhs.


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Britt Reid.

Where do you work, bud?

Damn, I score that as:

Cat: 1
Dogs: 0
Car Owner: 0

I gotta get out of the hood. A couple of these dudes could just hop my fence and kill copper in 30 seconds when he goes out for his night piss.

I've seen it almost happen before. Dipshit neighbor was breeding them in his basement and had two puppies, who were about halfway grown. They jumped out of his car and copper got into a screaming match with them at the front gate.

Scared the shit out of me. Full grown pits would have easily cleared the gate and ate him. I remember delivering mail and seeing one of them jump high enough it's head cleared a 6-8 foot fence. #chargedbythreepitsandlived

Jesus CHRIST. That reminds me of the T-Rex in Jurassic Park tearing the car apart to get at the kids.

The only pussy he can get.

Loose cats kill millions of songbirds.

1.3 billion birds.

Geez. I would rather have the birds than cats.

Free roaming cats should be banned.

Hey Haircut, should add a few more boomer tier quotes to your sig. See if you can span multiple pages with a single post.

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Fun fact about the dark ages. As the plague started to spread, the simpleton populace thought it was a curse brought on by the devil and witches, and also believed that cats were agents of the devil and witches. So they killed as many cats as they could. Unfortunately, with the cat population devastated, rats flourished. And of course, it was the rats that carried the fleas that carried the plague.

Oops.

I will say this about cats, though. They are vicious predators. I'm sure I've told this story before, but many years ago I lived in an apartment in Chicago that was infested with mice. Traps and poison proved ineffective, so I convinced my roommates that we should get a cat. The next morning I walked out of my bedroom and saw a small, slick-looking gray thing on the carpet about the size of my thumb. It was the remnants of a mouse. The cat had chewed its legs off and somehow skinned it. She was sitting about three feet away from it, with a look on her face that said "you'll never see another one of those mother****ers in here." And we never did.

Sure, cats kill birds, and all other sorts of things. But that's kind of their job.

Felines are no joke. I mean think about it Lions and Tigers are part of the feline family.

The problem is, they’re too good of predators and not native to most parts of the world. You may like it when they kill rats and mice but can’t stop them from killing birds and other species that don’t need their population controlled.

If people kept them indoors, it’d be perfect. They’d keep your house free of pests and billions of animals don’t get slaughtered for the fun of it (that’s the only reason house cats even hunt, just because they’re psychos).