ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

[quote=Claythan;4884610]"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, THE STUD MUFFIN FROM YOUR DREAMS. Just giving you a call TO SEE IF YOU WANTED SEXUAL PLEASURE TONIGHT. Let me know. Talk to you later."
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:eek:

Um, No.

Tribal Warfare

08-01-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884571)

I said:

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, the guy from the stupid dating site. Just giving you a call to see if you wanted to do anything tonight. Let me know. Talk to you later."

dude, bad move with the negative comment, if anything you should've made that a positive. You should of said awesome dating site

Hammock Parties

08-01-2008 07:05 PM

OK. Well, maybe tomorrow.

DeezNutz

08-01-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884615)

OK, since Jenna's getting railed by some other guy right now I'm going to dinner with Nick. Talk to you Rump Rangers later.

Ye of little faith.

sedated

08-01-2008 07:05 PM

don't ask her to do shit.

"gee...do you think...maybe...you might...wanna go on a date with me...sometime...maybe?"
be a fucking man and tell her what's going down and when.

Donger

08-01-2008 07:07 PM

I've been trying to help you, GoChiefs. If it ends up that your are doing this merely for personal amusement, I will be vexed. Terribly vexed.

Bwana

08-01-2008 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884615)

OK, since Jenna's getting railed by some other guy right now I'm going to dinner with Nick. Talk to you Rump Rangers later.

Oh for **** sake. If she doesn't call you back, no big deal. Hit the local bar, grab a slump buster (Looooooooooong slump) clock it and move on. Dinner with nick........for God sake!

:shake:

Hammock Parties

08-01-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4884632)

I've been trying to help you, GoChiefs. If it ends up that your are doing this merely for personal amusement, I will be vexed. Terribly vexed.

**** no. I want to nail her theater loving ass.

Later.

blueballs

08-01-2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884646)

**** no. I want to nail her theater loving ass.

Later.

so do we

sedated

08-01-2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 4884635)

grab a slump buster (Looooooooooong slump) clock it and move on.

yeah, just go alone so your friend(s) can't give you crap about it.

sedated

08-01-2008 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884615)

Talk to you Rump Rangers later.

fucking queer.

this ruins my night.

Bwana

08-01-2008 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4884650)

yeah, just go alone so your friend(s) can't give you crap about it.

I'm not taking about plugging into the town hobo chick, but hit the local bar, start talking to some girls, find one that looks like she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch that's decent and get busy. We're not talking about Brad Pitt going out on a tail run here. If he busts his drought, he will be in the game.

sedated

08-01-2008 07:19 PM

slump buster = fat chick

Mr. Flopnuts

08-01-2008 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sedated (Post 4884665)

slump buster = fat chick

http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/b...hag-small1.jpg

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