Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10727118)

What's the first thing you need for poverty chicken curry? Chicken, duh. LET'S BUST OUT SOME FINE, FINE CHICKEN THAT COST ME PRACTICALLY NOTHING, PEEPS!!!

Delicious! The rat meat adds a nice texture to it, I find.

Let's defrost this in a disgusting microwave from 1983.

Let's season our chicken with a tasty secret blend from Zarth's spice rack.

Our chicken is now a nice "nuke orange." Boba's looking hungry.

Let's bake our chicken at 350 degrees for awhile. Just wing it brah. No timers up in this poverty kitchen.

Let's get our rice ready while the chicken is cooking. You are MAD JELLY of my rice bag, admit it.

The rice is boiling, so let's cover it and turn to our sauce.

THIS IS OUR SAUCE. LOOK HOW GLORIOUS IT IS. You might be wondering, how did this sauce come to be?

WE POURED IT OUT OF THIS ****ING CAN, MAN!

Let's take a break and pound a protein shake.

Our chicken is done, and swimming in a pool of fat.

Let's dice it up and add to the sauce.

Now add some greek yogurt.

Yep. That's poverty curry alright.

The rice is done!

Let's plate that mother with some pita and hummus, which will make for a nice healthy shit tomorrow. Watch out for the aliens.

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 10727991)

There are some really good ideas and pictures in this thread. The exception is diarrhea on rice.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10728151)

It's really delicious man.

Anyone who likes curry would like my poverty version. LMAO

I'm gonna go heat some up for dinner!

PS, the thread is "what did you have for dinner," not "impress these kitchen elitists."

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10728158)

Your version?

Hai guyz, you ever heard of my super version of poverty spaghetti? I open a can of Spahgetti-Ohs, pout it into a bowl and microwave it. Try it some time!!

. . . psst, the secret weapon is Parmesan cheese sprinkled on at the end.

Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 10727991)

There are some really good ideas and pictures in this thread. The exception is diarrhea on rice.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10728165)

Hey man, I seasoned and baked that chicken myself, and don't forget the rice.

Took over an hour to slap together that poverty shit.

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 10727708)

O.M.G. Your meats all look so damn good! And that salad too! With some peas...nice touch.

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10727797)

That's because I edited the picture in photoshop after he complained. LMAO

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 10728158)

Your version?

Hai guyz, you ever heard of my super version of poverty spaghetti? I open a can of Spahgetti-Ohs, pout it into a bowl and microwave it. Try it some time!!

. . . psst, the secret weapon is Parmesan cheese sprinkled on at the end.

Originally Posted by Cannibal (Post 10728200)

You little schmuck, I complained about the color before you edited it. LMAO

I will say that your burgers looked good.

I'll throw you that bone.

Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10728206)

Speaking of hamburgers... how do y'all like your sear? Part of the reason I usually do burgers in cast iron is because I really love a hard sear on a burger. I love a good solid crust.