Leak it to the media at 4:59 pm on Friday, Roger. Then shut down those offices.

No suspension.

The recording alone is enough for them to say "conduct detrimental to the league", though i'd think without releasing anything else.

The full version or the chopped up one?

If he is suspended by the NFL, the phrase, "Punished for what?" comes to mind. I'm sure similar wording would occur to NFLPA leadership.

The NFL can't release all the information that Tyreek's attorney provided to them (assuming that happened) and involve themselves in a potential criminal case somewhere down the line. That makes no sense, whatsoever. A 10-foot pole isn't long enough for that boondoggle.

On the other hand, if they provide no justification for declining punishment, people like Florio will have a stroke.

Semi-tough situation for the "shield".

If I were them, I'd make a statement like, "There was insufficient evidence to suspend Tyreek and based on the information we received from all the parties, no purpose served in such action."

However, it may well be that they're delaying any announcement simply due to the new CBA negotiations. If so, that tends to favor Tyreek's and the Chiefs' hopes.

FAX

Just got a call from the Easter Bunny. He said the exact same thing.

Cue butthurt by Showtime in 3..2...1...

Why not just edit together a tape with a word here and a word there that winds up sounding something like, "I am going to kill all white people."?

You can even add a photoshopped picture of Tyreek wading through a Barry Manilow concert crowd with an ax.

FAX

This guy has better intel than anyone realizes.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Reports circulating that news on Tyreek Hill could come as soon as this Friday, and that the news could be that he will not be given a suspension. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/seXoJLPZLP">pic.twitter.com/seXoJLPZLP</a></p>&mdash; Arrowhead Live (@ArrowheadLive) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArrowheadLive/status/1148290838079975428?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 8, 2019</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BREAKING NEWS: Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill may not be suspended at all this upcoming year someone from the chiefs management tells KC3 Takes</p>&mdash; KC3 Takes (@KC3Takes) <a href="https://twitter.com/KC3Takes/status/1148301748064464896?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 8, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

KC3 is just piggybacking on my tweet LMAO

That's gonna cost at least 6 games.

I'm not saying it would be right. But suspending him 2 games or less with the reasoning being the audio of what he said, would allow them to save face and more forward.

It's happening folks. No suspension. We win. Espinals get ramrodded.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My source also tells me that Goodell is positioning himself for the CBA. Handing down a multi-game suspension to Hill would negatively impact his leverage at this point. The NFLPA has had him under the microscope since giving Zeke an ill-advised suspension in 2017. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChiefsKingdom?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#ChiefsKingdom</a> <a href="https://t.co/9OZn61csUq">https://t.co/9OZn61csUq</a></p>&mdash; Arrowhead Live (@ArrowheadLive) <a href="https://twitter.com/ArrowheadLive/status/1148305181597192198?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 8, 2019</a></blockquote>
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Strap up those cleats Cheetah!! Be ready to burn some asses!!! Week 1 Hill goes off!! 3 TDs and makes Jalen Ramsey his bitch