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luv 07-03-2012 03:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 8716907)
I usually start it off with a "I've been thinking...."
Much better. Just don't throw any compliments in there. I mean, why build someone up just to cut them down?

I'm not necessarily hurt by this. I never expected to hear from him anyway. While I'm glad I did (I'd much rather someone be upfront than chickenshit), I just didn't see the point in the compliments.

Buck 07-03-2012 03:59 PM
Maybe you actually are a cool chick.

Saulbadguy 07-03-2012 03:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8716884)
Question for you guys out there. Do you preface cutting a chick loose by saying "You're a really cool chick, but...."? If so, do you do that because you think it makes what comes next easier to hear? Word of advice. It doesn't.
I always used the avoidance strategy.

burt 07-03-2012 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8716908)
If you don't let a girl down easy she's probably gonna go off like a bitch on ya.
how would you know?

Hammock Parties 07-03-2012 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by burt (Post 8716950)
how would you know?
Because I'm not nice to girls and they go off like volcanoes.

It's a constant source of amusement.

Thig Lyfe 07-03-2012 04:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8716884)
Question for you guys out there. Do you preface cutting a chick loose by saying "You're a really cool chick, but...."? If so, do you do that because you think it makes what comes next easier to hear? Word of advice. It doesn't.
Is it better to say "You're a classy broad and all, but..." ?

luv 07-03-2012 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8716953)
Because I'm not nice to girls and they go off like volcanoes.

It's a constant source of amusement.
Safety behind a keyboard.

D-Train6906 07-03-2012 04:11 PM
whats he look like luv?

D-Train6906 07-03-2012 04:14 PM
oh thats cool, sounds like tanning chatum

Hammock Parties 07-03-2012 04:18 PM
Did you have sexual contact of any kind with him?

luv 07-03-2012 04:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8716980)
Did you have sexual contact of any kind with him?
This is the type of question that I will catch shit over no matter how I answer it. Therefore, I'm not answering it.

Hammock Parties 07-03-2012 04:22 PM
He probably bailed because he got the sex and that's all he wanted. I'm guessing you know that, though.

But hey, at least you got laid.

Sofa King 07-03-2012 04:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8716987)
This is the type of question that I will catch shit over no matter how I answer it. Therefore, I'm not answering it.
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DaKCMan AP 07-03-2012 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8716884)
Question for you guys out there. Do you preface cutting a chick loose by saying "You're a really cool chick, but...."?
Nope.

Fire Me Boy! 07-03-2012 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8716953)
Because I'm not nice to girls and they go off like volcanoes.

It's a constant source of amusement.
Sometimes I think you're a dead neighbor's cat away from being a serial killer.

Hammock Parties 07-03-2012 06:50 PM
Hey, when a girl has a large chin, the Bill Cowher jokes gotta flow.

Thig Lyfe 07-03-2012 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8717298)
Sometimes I think you're a dead neighbor's cat away from being a serial killer.
Why does the neighbor have to be dead?

Hammock Parties 07-03-2012 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 8717312)
Why does the neighbor have to be dead?
Leave no witnesses.

Brock 07-03-2012 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8716884)
Question for you guys out there. Do you preface cutting a chick loose by saying "You're a really cool chick, but...."? If so, do you do that because you think it makes what comes next easier to hear? Word of advice. It doesn't.
Quit dating amateurs. A guy who knows what he's doing will make you think breaking up was your idea.

loochy 07-04-2012 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Thig Lyfe (Post 8717312)
Why does the neighbor have to be dead?
One can't be a serial killer without killing.

rockymtnchief 07-04-2012 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8716953)
Because I'm not nice to girls and they go off like volcanoes.

It's a constant source of amusement.
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JD10367 07-04-2012 09:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8716953)
Because I'm not nice to girls and they go off like volcanoes.

It's a constant source of amusement.
And, yet, no matter how much of a misogynistic beating-deserving douchebag you become, none of it makes up for all the rejection you suffered. Get over it.

Hammock Parties 07-04-2012 09:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 8718104)
And, yet, no matter how much of a misogynistic beating-deserving douchebag you become, none of it makes up for all the rejection you suffered. Get over it.
LMAO

Dumbass. I never suffered rejection because I never tried.

I do enjoy a good trolling, though. Here, dating sites, anywhere.

Chiefsplanet has taught me well.

Hammock Parties 07-04-2012 05:21 PM
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loochy 07-04-2012 06:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8718888)
There was an entire thread on this about a year ago and it was comedy GOLD. I wonder if the dude that started doing it is still on it.

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Canofbier 07-04-2012 06:24 PM
You asshole, did you actually draw all of those? You're a horrible, awful person for making me go to hell.

Setsuna 07-04-2012 10:16 PM
Wow. Dude just stop. And go outside or to a strip club. You're making me sick.

Buck 07-10-2012 11:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8702397)
Let me clear things up.

She never lived here.

We met on a weight loss group chat thing.

We've both lost a bunch of weight. I befriended her months ago because we are interested in a lot of the same shit. I play video games and stuff with her all the time.

We joke around with each other all the time via text or whatnot.

I've grown to like her because she is the opposite sex and cool as ****. I never said anything because it was useless. So last night she told me that and it made me feel good and sort of sad to be honest because I can't even really try with her.

Anyways she's been talking for a while about coming to visit Socal, so maybe, but I doubt it.

Hope that clears things up. I want to reiterate that I'm not expecting anything to actually happen.
I told this girl that nothing was going to ever happen between us and she turned out to be a stage 5 clinger. So I stopped talking to her for a week and I logged into the chat room with a different name and she had saved my IP address so she knew it was me and asked if I was avoiding her. I told her yes and she asked why and I said because she's a ****ing creep. Then she logged off immediately.

Hopefully I don't have to deal with her anymore.

cabletech94 07-10-2012 11:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8731998)
I told this girl that nothing was going to ever happen between us and she turned out to be a stage 5 clinger. So I stopped talking to her for a week and I logged into the chat room with a different name and she had saved my IP address so she knew it was me and asked if I was avoiding her. I told her yes and she asked why and I said because she's a ****ing creep. Then she logged off immediately.

Hopefully I don't have to deal with her anymore.
until she finds you and sticks an icepick through your ear.

it's been nice talking to a decent chahjahs fan. best wishes. wear a rubber.

pr_capone 07-10-2012 11:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8731998)
I told this girl that nothing was going to ever happen between us and she turned out to be a stage 5 clinger. So I stopped talking to her for a week and I logged into the chat room with a different name and she had saved my IP address so she knew it was me and asked if I was avoiding her. I told her yes and she asked why and I said because she's a ****ing creep. Then she logged off immediately.

Hopefully I don't have to deal with her anymore.
Probably for the best. She was likely a 43 year old dude named Frank.

TimeForWasp 07-11-2012 05:27 AM
Mid air

luv 07-11-2012 07:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8731998)
I told this girl that nothing was going to ever happen between us and she turned out to be a stage 5 clinger. So I stopped talking to her for a week and I logged into the chat room with a different name and she had saved my IP address so she knew it was me and asked if I was avoiding her. I told her yes and she asked why and I said because she's a ****ing creep. Then she logged off immediately.

Hopefully I don't have to deal with her anymore.
So, in a matter of two weeks, she went from being super cool to being a stage 5 clinger? Is there more to this story?

Sofa King 07-11-2012 07:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732161)
So, in a matter of two weeks, she went from being super cool to being a stage 5 clinger? Is there more to this story?
I doubt there's more. Sounds like a typical woman.

luv 07-11-2012 07:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8732169)
I doubt there's more. Sounds like a typical woman.
Sounds like she liked him. They must have talked about the possibility of meeting, since he knew she couldn't come to SD due to money. They talk online, text, etc. Then, he all of a sudden says they will never meet and starts avoiding her. I would think some kind of explanation would be in order. Sure, you'll never meet, but if she's so cool, why does that mean cutting strings altogether? Sounds like it was abrupt on his part, and she was seeking an explanation.

However, the fact that she saved his IP address is definitely creepy. Guys just need to realize that women like closure. If you give us a reason, we're usually good with it. But no, guys use the avoidance technique. Pussies.

luv 07-11-2012 07:50 AM
Maybe I'm just too upfront. I just hate games. I hate being ignored. Drives me insane. Tell me to **** off. Okay, fine. Don't tell me anything? That's just cowardly.

TimeForWasp 07-11-2012 07:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732176)
Sounds like she liked him. They must have talked about the possibility of meeting, since he knew she couldn't come to SD due to money. They talk online, text, etc. Then, he all of a sudden says they will never meet and starts avoiding her. I would think some kind of explanation would be in order. Sure, you'll never meet, but if she's so cool, why does that mean cutting strings altogether? Sounds like it was abrupt on his part, and she was seeking an explanation.

However, the fact that she saved his IP address is definitely creepy. Guys just need to realize that women like closure. If you give us a reason, we're usually good with it. But no, guys use the avoidance technique. Pussies.
How do you save somebody's IP address????? I have no idea how you do that. My bet is She doesn't either.

luv 07-11-2012 07:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefsNow (Post 8732180)
How do you save somebody's IP address????? I have no idea how you do that. My bet is She doesn't either.
I have no clue.

tredadda 07-11-2012 08:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732179)
Maybe I'm just too upfront. I just hate games. I hate being ignored. Drives me insane. Tell me to **** off. Okay, fine. Don't tell me anything? That's just cowardly.
Fair enough explanation.

Sofa King 07-11-2012 08:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732176)
Sounds like she liked him. They must have talked about the possibility of meeting, since he knew she couldn't come to SD due to money. They talk online, text, etc. Then, he all of a sudden says they will never meet and starts avoiding her. I would think some kind of explanation would be in order. Sure, you'll never meet, but if she's so cool, why does that mean cutting strings altogether? Sounds like it was abrupt on his part, and she was seeking an explanation.

However, the fact that she saved his IP address is definitely creepy. Guys just need to realize that women like closure. If you give us a reason, we're usually good with it. But no, guys use the avoidance technique. Pussies.
i didn't know it was possible to save an ip address on a chat room.

Of course i never go to chat rooms...

cabletech94 07-11-2012 08:30 AM
so has anyone heard from buck yet?

HAS HIS HEAD BEEN REMOVED FROM HIS BODY AND STORED INTO A VASE IN THIS CHICK/DUDES BASEMENT???????

Buck 07-11-2012 09:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732176)
Sounds like she liked him. They must have talked about the possibility of meeting, since he knew she couldn't come to SD due to money. They talk online, text, etc. Then, he all of a sudden says they will never meet and starts avoiding her. I would think some kind of explanation would be in order. Sure, you'll never meet, but if she's so cool, why does that mean cutting strings altogether? Sounds like it was abrupt on his part, and she was seeking an explanation.

However, the fact that she saved his IP address is definitely creepy. Guys just need to realize that women like closure. If you give us a reason, we're usually good with it. But no, guys use the avoidance technique. Pussies.
I told her like five times that nothing was ever going to happen between us and I asked her to stop talking to me that way because I don't feel like having those feelings if there is never going to be any fruit. She said ok each time, but then she kept talking to me like that. After a while I just decided to ignore her.

Buck 07-11-2012 09:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefsNow (Post 8732180)
How do you save somebody's IP address????? I have no idea how you do that. My bet is She doesn't either.
When you log into an IRC chat room it says something like.

Buck has joined freenode.irc # 22.124.25.34 etc

That's a fake IP Address btw....

All you have to do is write it down. Everyone can see it. It's not that hard.

Setsuna 07-11-2012 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732176)
Sounds like she liked him. They must have talked about the possibility of meeting, since he knew she couldn't come to SD due to money. They talk online, text, etc. Then, he all of a sudden says they will never meet and starts avoiding her. I would think some kind of explanation would be in order. Sure, you'll never meet, but if she's so cool, why does that mean cutting strings altogether? Sounds like it was abrupt on his part, and she was seeking an explanation.

However, the fact that she saved his IP address is definitely creepy. Guys just need to realize that women like closure. If you give us a reason, we're usually good with it. But no, guys use the avoidance technique. Pussies.
Oh please. Your female race is worse in that respect. At least ignoring is giving a hint, you lot string guys along for extended periods of time. Don't act all innocent. You have no right to call anyone pussies in any context except when referring to the one between your legs.

Sofa King 07-11-2012 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8732283)
When you log into an IRC chat room it says something like.

Buck has joined freenode.irc # 22.124.25.34 etc

That's a fake IP Address btw....

All you have to do is write it down. Everyone can see it. It's not that hard.
What's your screen name in your chat room?

Just curious.

Buck 07-11-2012 09:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8732290)
What's your screen name in your chat room?

Just curious.
BuckinKaeding.

luv 07-11-2012 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Setsuna (Post 8732289)
Oh please. Your female race is worse in that respect. At least ignoring is giving a hint, you lot string guys along for extended periods of time. Don't act all innocent. You have no right to call anyone pussies in any context except when referring to the one between your legs.
I don't ignore people. Why would I do something to someone else that I despise being done to me? Therefore, I have every right to call someone a pussy or a coward.


EDIT: My bad. I forget you're like 19 or something.

cabletech94 07-11-2012 09:15 AM
okay, buck is back. whew, dodged a real bullet there, i believe.
glad you're here buddy!

Sofa King 07-11-2012 09:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buck (Post 8732291)
BuckinKaeding.
Well that's not nearly as mysterious or hopelessly romantic as i thought it was going to be.

L.A. Chieffan 07-11-2012 09:31 AM
Ban for bump

DaKCMan AP 07-11-2012 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732305)
I don't ignore people. Why would I do something to someone else that I despise being done to me? Therefore, I have every right to call someone a pussy or a coward.


EDIT: My bad. I forget you're like 19 or something.
So much tension between you two..

Setsuna 07-11-2012 09:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732305)
I don't ignore people. Why would I do something to someone else that I despise being done to me? Therefore, I have every right to call someone a pussy or a coward.


EDIT: My bad. I forget you're like 19 or something.
I'm 24 woman. Recognize or GTFO. I know you don't do it, which is my post specifically said your "female race." Just as you generalized males as being pussies for doing said thing, I can generalize females for doing something as well. Now maybe saying you specifically have no right wasn't well thought out but my response had as much merit as yours. Luv and I bout to throw down DaKCManAP! :#

Sofa King 07-11-2012 09:58 AM
You two need to bone and get it over with. This foreplay is getting old.

luv 07-11-2012 09:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 8732383)
You two need to bone and get it over with. This foreplay is getting old.
He's a Gator fan. Even I have standards.

Sofa King 07-11-2012 10:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732386)
He's a Gator fan. Even I have standards.
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Saul Good 07-11-2012 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732161)
So, in a matter of two weeks, she went from being super cool to being a stage 5 clinger? Is there more to this story?
Sounds more like any chick who shows an interest in him and isn't a swamp beast is super cool until proven otherwise.

Dallas Chief 07-11-2012 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732305)
I don't ignore people. Why would I do something to someone else that I despise being done to me? Therefore, I have every right to call someone a pussy or a coward.


EDIT: My bad. I forget you're like 19 or something.
Hypocrite! You have been ignoring my overtures for about 3 years now!:banghead:

luv 07-11-2012 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas Chief (Post 8733281)
Hypocrite! You have been ignoring my overtures for about 3 years now!:banghead:
Aren't you married? :p

Discuss Thrower 07-11-2012 06:25 PM
RaiderRoommate uses dating websites to score random ass when he doesn't want to screw his girlfriend.

I use dating website and have what little shred of ego destroyed when only get attention / messages from people of an ambiguous gender. **** this.

Setsuna 07-11-2012 07:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8732386)
He's a Gator fan. Even I have standards.
Awwww....I'd make you an obedient little Gator girl too. Darn. :)

Dallas Chief 07-11-2012 09:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luv (Post 8733401)
Aren't you married? :p
Not anymore:p

luv 07-11-2012 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dallas Chief (Post 8733746)
Not anymore:p
Well then, how YOU doin'?

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Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2012 12:05 AM
Since I got divorced 8 years ago I've had a few gf's but nothing specal. For the last 3 years (in Sept) I've chosen to be on my own. I've enjoyed it. I don't need a woman anymore and that feels really good. I like who I am on my own.

All that said I'm going out with someone new this weekend lol.

Planetman 07-24-2012 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8763328)
Since I got divorced 8 years ago I've had a few gf's but nothing specal. For the last 3 years (in Sept) I've chosen to be on my own. I've enjoyed it. I don't need a woman anymore and that feels really good. I like who I am on my own.

All that said I'm going out with someone new this weekend lol.
Q

Hammock Parties 07-24-2012 12:10 AM
pics or gtfo

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2012 12:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 8763331)
Q
Exactly. I almost added it myself.

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2012 12:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toad King (Post 8763336)
pics or gtfo
Look up every Christal on facebook. She weighs 89 pounds. She's freakin tiny. I like tiny.

Planetman 07-24-2012 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8763328)
Since I got divorced 8 years ago I've had a few gf's but nothing specal. For the last 3 years (in Sept) I've chosen to be on my own. I've enjoyed it. I don't need a woman anymore and that feels really good. I like who I am on my own.

All that said I'm going out with someone new this weekend lol.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8763347)
Look up every Christal on facebook. She weighs 89 pounds. She's freakin tiny. I like tiny.
89lbs = no bewbies!

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2012 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 8763352)
89lbs = no bewbies!
They appear to be smallish but she does have them and they are visable. She's just little everywhere. Except her hair... she has long blonde hair. I like.

Planetman 07-24-2012 12:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8763355)
They appear to be smallish but she does have them and they are visable. She's just little everywhere. Except her hair... she has long blonde hair. I like.
To each his own, my friend. May you have many more dates with her and at some point, repeatedly bounce her off your lap like a blowup doll.

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2012 12:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 8763357)
To each his own, my friend. May you have many more dates with her and at some point, repeatedly bounce her off your lap like a blowup doll.
LMAO thanks.

I know I'm an outcast for saying this but I actually prefer smaller chested women.

Planetman 07-24-2012 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8763359)
LMAO thanks.

I know I'm an outcast for saying this but I actually prefer smaller chested women.
Nah, no one here thinks that, ... freak boy. :p

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2012 12:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Planetman (Post 8763362)
Nah, no one here thinks that, ... freak boy. :p
I've dated one big chested woman in my life. I take that back... two. They were fine and lovely. I don't know why but girls with a handful or a little more have always been my thing. You can toss them around without being pummeled. If they have red hair and freckles then all the better.

BillSelfsTrophycase 07-24-2012 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8763359)
LMAO thanks.

I know I'm an outcast for saying this but I actually prefer smaller chested women.

Omaha agrees

Phobia 07-24-2012 12:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8763359)
LMAO thanks.

I know I'm an outcast for saying this but I actually prefer smaller chested women.
Boobs are vastly overrated. Give me legs, butt, and flat stomach any day over a giant rack.

Dr. Johnny Fever 07-24-2012 12:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8763370)
Boobs are vastly overrated. Give me legs, butt, and flat stomach any day over a giant rack.
Agree on all points. Weekend date girl appears to have all of those albeit her legs are short. They look good in faded jeans though.

DaKCMan AP 07-24-2012 05:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8763370)
Boobs are vastly overrated. Give me legs, butt, and flat stomach any day over a giant rack.
This.

Saul Good 07-24-2012 06:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BillSelfsTrophycase (Post 8763369)
Omaha agrees
He prefers tits that are hard and vascular.

durtyrute 07-24-2012 07:09 AM
People give Luv shit about her threads, but this one gets mad bumps.

Micjones 07-24-2012 07:10 AM
"Got a date at 8...It will be so GREAT!"

durtyrute 07-24-2012 07:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Micjones (Post 8763464)
"Got a date at 8...It will be so GREAT!"
"Got myself a date, Friday night at eight. She might be my mate. That would be so great, great great great Great!!!


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