BTW, the company I work for got a call from Michael Waltrip Racing the other day. If we supply a couple of campers for them at Dover, we can get some tickets, pit passes, etc., and a decal on the quarterpanel of one of the cars. My boss is thinking about it...

Juan Pablo is on Trackside -- Telling it like it is...

Hey, kstater -- why don't you try telling us something about NASCAR, when talking smartass talk?

Nice!!!

62nd Annual Showtime Southern 500
Saturday, May 7, 2011 in Darlington, SC
Title Sponsor: Showtime
Scheduled Green Flag (approx): 7:45pm/et

STARTING LINEUP

1 4 Kasey Kahne Red Bull Toyota 181.254 27.131
2 39 Ryan Newman Tornados Chevy 180.429 27.255
3 11 Denny Hamlin Sport Clips Toyota 180.132 27.300
4 99 Carl Edwards Aflac Ford 179.980 27.323
5 24 Jeff Gordon Drive to End Hunger / AARP Chevy 179.829 27.346
6 9 Marcos Ambrose Stanley Ford 179.671 27.370
7 43 A J Allmendinger Best Buy Ford 179.448 27.404
8 83 Brian Vickers Red Bull Toyota 179.259 27.433
9 14 Tony Stewart Office Depot / Mobil 1 Chevy 179.108 27.456
10 2 Brad Keselowski Miller Lite Dodge 179.082 27.460
11 6 David Ragan UPS Ford 179.076 27.461
12 1 Jamie McMurray Bass Pro Shops / Tracker Boats Chevy 178.880 27.491
13 29 Kevin Harvick Budweiser Chevy 178.588 27.536
14 18 Kyle Busch Wrigley Doublemint Toyota 178.445 27.558
15 47 Bobby Labonte Lance / Tom's Snacks Toyota 178.381 27.568
16 42 Juan Pablo Montoya Target Chevy 178.264 27.586
17 20 Joey Logano The Home Depot Toyota 178.161 27.602
18 27 Paul Menard Turtle Wax / Menards Chevy 178.103 27.611
19 48 Jimmie Johnson Lowe's / KOBALT Tools Chevy 178.038 27.621
20 17 Matt Kenseth Wiley X Eyewear Ford 177.993 27.628
21 38 Travis Kvapil(i) Long John Silver's Ford 177.987 27.629
22 16 Greg Biffle 3M Ford 177.955 27.634
23 78 Regan Smith Furniture Row Racing Chevy 177.871 27.647
24 31 Jeff Burton Caterpillar Chevy 177.826 27.654
25 22 Kurt Busch Shell / Pennzoil Dodge 177.755 27.665
26 33 Clint Bowyer BB&T Chevy 177.723 27.670
27 09 Landon Cassill(i) Security Benefit / Thank a Teacher Today 177.672 27.678
28 5 Mark Martin GoDaddy.com Chevy 177.614 27.687
29 56 Martin Truex Jr. NAPA Auto Parts Toyota 177.083 27.770
30 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. AMP Energy Sugar-Free / National Guard 176.720 27.827
31 46 J J Yeley Red Line Oil Chevy 176.682 27.833
32 13 Casey Mears GEICO Toyota 176.391 27.879
33 50 T J Bell(i) Little Joe's Autos Toyota 176.239 27.903
34 60 Mike Skinner(i) Big Red Toyota 176.201 27.909
35 37 Tony Raines Front Row Motorsports Ford 176.189 27.911
36 00 David Reutimann Aaron's Outdoors Toyota 176.125 27.921
37 34 David Gilliland Taco Bell Ford 175.472 28.025
38 30 David Stremme EchoStor Technologies Chevy 175.409 28.035
39 66 Michael McDowell K Love Toyota 175.353 28.044
40 32 Ken Schrader US Chrome / H&D Railroad Ford 175.291 28.054
41 36 Dave Blaney Golden Corral Chevy 174.229 28.225
42 7 Robby Gordon Fast Five / Speed Energy Dodge 174.167 28.325
43 87 Joe Nemechek(i) NEMCO Motorsports Toyota 174.600 28.165
DNQ 81 Scott Riggs (i) Whitney Motorsports Chevy 174.093 28.247
DNQ 71 Andy Lally Interstate Moving Services Ford 171.866 28.613
DNQ 92 Brian Keselowski K Automotive Dodge 170.892 28.776

PING!

I'm going to be watching!


(The race, not PING)

I'll be watching. I just hope I can figure out what's going on.

I hope you do better than your "eighteen Mexican jockeys & one woman" line in the Official 2010 Derby thread -- ... just saying

I think there's only one Mexican jockey in this race.

what are you doing tonight, bugeater?

Gonna go out and grill up some grub and watch the race.

The Lady in Black!

Crap, the NBA game went into OT!

Change it to FOX dude

Yeah I know, but I wanted to watch bof 'em.