God those kids are going to grow up to be ****s :(

Yeah but with the angle of her forehead right now, it's gonna all run right into her hair.

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First off, you ACCUSED me of being a "big deal".

Secondly, I've been a part of this community for more than a decade. I've met several members here from California, Missouri, Kansas and so on. I've hung out extensively with a few people and some pretty cool relationships developed due to this internet forum.

So you may see it as "the internet" and I see it as a place to hang out and chat with friends.

Oh, and argue with the occasional dickhead like yourself.

Thanks for attacking my children.

They'll certainly be far more educated, successful and happier than you'll ever become.

Certainly.

As happy as their old man, who spends time telling the internet how big a deal he is and abusing those that disagree with him even slightly? Hopefully!

HEY! We don't verbally attack people's children here!

















We physically attack them.

Yeah, go ahead and point out where I stated I was a "big deal".

Please.

Oh, and go ahead and disclose my financials, the worth of my home, my salary and my job, while you're at it.

The bottom line is that you know absolutely nothing about me. You're talking out of your ass and you're making a complete fool of yourself, which is no skin off of my back.

But please, continue to attack me. I'm sure that you'll gain favor in this forum for doing so.

By any reasonable measure, that's you carrying on like you're a big deal.

You sort of are a big deal though. You know how many pairs of jeans were inseminated when you returned to this forum?

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Then you have really low standards.

LMAO

Hey DUDE, you aren't fooling anyone. This week you're a hot shot lawyer, last week you're a world famous Swiss astronomer. The week before that you're cutting a head of cabbage in half for Marisa Tomei while masquerading as a top dog sports anchor for CHannel 6 in ****ing Butte, Montana. Let me guess, next week you'll be getting your cock spit roasted by Clint Eastwood's butler's aunt while she's wearing melon lip gloss. You. Aren't. Fooling. God. Damn. Me.

**** him in his ass with John Holmes penis if that's the case.

What?