CoMo tried to secure rights for a solar powered flashlight.

CoMo is a mouth breather
because he thinks blowing his nose will make him gay

CoMo told the Jews they were safer in Germany.

After Jerry did it, CoMo said "I'll go modern times on your ass!"

CoMo thinks that Korean boxer is going to have a better career than Roy Jones Jr.

Como thought Korey Stringer was the best conditioned player to ever don a Vikings uni.

CoMo hired Michael Jackson as his babysitter.

When CoMo learned that 70% of all accidents occur around the home, he moved.

CoMo once predicted he'd never become the biggest running joke on Chiefsplanet.

CoMo thought that other Korean boxer was going to have a better career than Boom Boom Mancini.

Como yelled, "Catch it, I need a souvenir" at Steve Bartman.
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Winner.

CoMo introduced Yoko Ono to John Lenon.

Como taught Chris Henry how to car surf.
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CoMo told Curt Cobain "yea, I emptied the one in the chamber, too".