Originally Posted by dmahurin (Post 8799863)

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. <strike>In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.</strike> I'm gay.

Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8797012)

Where's the thread about sauces? That sounds good.

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 8800393)

My name is Frank. DUH! (not Frank Duh)
I am a honky.
I was born a poor black child.
A naked American man stole my balloons.

Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 8800398)

Q

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 8800405)

If you say "my cocaine" with an Australian accent, you're saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice.

And if you say "beer can" with an English accent, you're saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 8799856)

Beetlejuice

Originally Posted by BillSelfsTrophycase (Post 8799870)

Bettlejuice

Originally Posted by Aries Walker (Post 8800438)

Candyman!

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 8800460)

Nice.