Double header tomorrow

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If things weren’t going bad enough, a huge chunk of ice flew off one of the Royals’ team buses and slammed into the windshield of the other last night. The shards hit the bus driver and reliever Blaine Boyer had to grab the wheel. The driver was OK. <a href="https://t.co/b1kdSxqDQG">pic.twitter.com/b1kdSxqDQG</a></p>&mdash; Rustin Dodd (@rustindodd) <a href="https://twitter.com/rustindodd/status/985977324196716544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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I’m just thankful that when Boyer simultaneously poured gasonline all over the driver, no one burst into flames.

I'm liking this "If the Royals don't play, they can't lose" schedule

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-partner="tweetdeck"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Well this is awkward. <br><br>Blue Jays official account tweets that weather wont stop from them playing. A few hours later, ice falls from CN tower on to Rogers Centre roof, snow pours onto field. Blue Jays delete original tweet and post new one: <a href="https://t.co/8HivSSa65U">pic.twitter.com/8HivSSa65U</a></p>&mdash; Yoni (@OriginalYoni) <a href="https://twitter.com/OriginalYoni/status/985945253113925635?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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So two losses

It's almost like baseball season starts too early

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Ned Yost on the roof situation in Toronto: “If you come to a dome and get banged, something ain’t right.”</p>&mdash; Rustin Dodd (@rustindodd) <a href="https://twitter.com/rustindodd/status/985979694725062656?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 16, 2018</a></blockquote>
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These cancelled games need to keep happening until Salvy is healthy again.

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We won't lose tonight!

I'm all on board with losing as many as possible. Bring on a top 5 draft pick!

You know it's not going to be your year when the following happens:

- Your star catcher gets injured while picking up his luggage and is out for 4-6 weeks
- Your record for the first 10 games that were played, is a abysmal 3-10 with a run differential of -20
- Other than Moustakas and Duda, every offensive player OPS is below .700
- Team OPS is 27th out of 30 in the MLB with a sad .623
- Your 2nd team bus nearly gets impaled from a chunk of ice

Yeah, burn it down.

No, the balls aren't juiced. Why would you say that?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Unbelievable! ��<br><br>Bryce Harper crushes a broken bat home run over 400 feet! (via <a href="https://twitter.com/Nationals?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Nationals</a>) <a href="https://t.co/OCcvYeEKQW">pic.twitter.com/OCcvYeEKQW</a></p>&mdash; FOX Sports (@FOXSports) <a href="https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/986032119624318977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Like we're rebuilding our team, they're going to need to rebuild that bat (and put it in the HoF)!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Clay Buchholz has been assigned to Double-A Northwest Arkansas. Royals have been very impressed with his progress. He has a May 1 opt-out, FYI.</p>&mdash; Jeffrey Flanagan (@FlannyMLB) <a href="https://twitter.com/FlannyMLB/status/986257000081346562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 17, 2018</a></blockquote>
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