Three Mexicans ride into an old west town on their horses and ride up to a bank. They go in to rob it and the first Mexican runs out and goes to jump on the horse and sails right over it and lands in a big hole. The second runs out and does the same thing. The third runs out and goes to jump on his horse and lands on it rides away with the money.

The moral of the story - 2 out of 3 Mexicans don't know their @ss from a hole in the ground.

That joke would be even funnier (or at least funny) if they were riding mules.

ROFL

I suppose I could spruce it up a little.


I have a REALLY sick one, but I can't remember exactly how it goes. :banghead: Maybe I'll run a search for it and see if I can find it on the web. Jeez that'll probably take days though. :rolleyes:

How can you tell when a girl from Arkansas is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

George W. Bush...




























sorry if this one has been mentioned three million times on this thread already.

How can you make a woman pick cotton?




cut the string

How do you kill 200 flies all at once?







Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.........

What does it mean when the flags are at half mast at the post office?

They're hiring.

What did the Mexican do with his first 50 cent piece?

Marry her...........

What do you call a Mexican baptism?






Bean Dip...........

What's the definition of confusion?


Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market............

In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.

Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!

Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.

What's the most confusing day in Harlem?


Fathers Day

Denise