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CoMo pooh-poohs the idea of condom usage when visiting with Ugandan prostitutes...
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CoMo insisted to George Reeves that investing in firearms would solidify his retirement plan...
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Como suggested moving The Tonight Show back 30 minutes to accommodate Leno's ratings abyss.
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CoMo told Scott Howard to be the wolf in the state title game.
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CoMo loves every 'Police Academy' movie except the first one.
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CoMo thinks that Laverne and Shirley is the best TV comedy show of all time.
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If |Zach|'s lame-ass "I'm leaving" thread is in the HOC, this one damn sure should be.
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CoMo wrote the songs for "St. Anger"...and then he helped record them.
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CoMo's afraid to drink Pepsi after eating a handful of PopRocks.
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CoMo told Rob and Fab to "blame it on the rain".
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CoMo changed his name to something that started with D so he'd live longer.
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Dogs have a smell referred to as "blame it on CoMo"
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CoMo puts Aldi ketchup on his ribeye
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CoMo bought an Alltel phone
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CoMo stays awake throughout every ballet and opera ever written.
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CoMo believed it wasn't butter.
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CoMo tightens his tie until it's the size of a pinhead.
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CoMo reads every line of the newspaper.
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CoMo ate all of his vegetables as a kid.
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CoMo bought Enron stock with the money from selling his Apple stock.
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There's no chin behind CoMo's beard...just another mouth that makes shitty predictions.
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CoMo said we would enter another ice age by 1980.
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CoMo wears an Affliction shirt under his Boondock Saints shirt.
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CoMo killed all the hyenas at the zoo for laughing at him
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CoMo still can't find Waldo.
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Guns don't kill people. The bookies coming after CoMo do.
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The chief export of CoMo is bullshit.
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CNN was originally the "Como No-no Network" to update Americans on the information that CoMo got wrong.
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CoMo puts a red checker next to a verticle line of three red checkers and thinks he just won Connect Four.
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CoMo told Germany to send the Zimmerman Letter to Mexico.
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CoMo thinks the dinosaurs are hiding on an island that we can't see or reach.
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CoMo doesn't shower...he just rolls around in shit.
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CoMo cuts into giant cakes without understanding how blood is getting on the knife.
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CoMo invented the Flock of Seagulls haircut, and is secretly the lead singer from Army of Lovers.
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The one thing CoMo and Chuck Norris have in common is that when they talk, people listen...and die. The difference between the deaths is usually suicide vs. homocide.
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CoMo tries to order Big Macs from Burger King.
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Padding!
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CoMo told me to pad the posts so it would get closer to 1000
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CoMo did....something.
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CoMo told me to do something anti-climactic for the 1000th post.
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CoMo chooses the Iron in monopoly
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CoMo actually feels guilty for playing the board game Sorry.
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CoMo thought that the University of Tennessee should hire Lane Kiffin to be the head football coach.
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CoMo's favorite game on the original NES is Milon's Secret Castle.
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CoMo failed at Atari 'Combat'.
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CoMo liked the old recipe of Domino's Pizza.
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CoMo knew that BeOS would change the world of computing.
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When people tell CoMo to wipe the sand out of his vagina, his butthole bleeds.
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CoMo suggested the combover to Gene Keady's barber.
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CoMo didn't get invited to house party 1 or 2, but made a cameo in 3 and 4
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CoMo told Frankie to "Stress".
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CoMo directed Cop Rock.
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CoMo is not gay
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CoMo told Lindsay and Paris to make records.
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Raised on Carl"s Sweet Satan Dick receives username and hair style advice from CoMo.
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CoMo thinks every post in this thread is to be taken literally
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CoMo thinks those little white pellets ants pack around are acid
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Just found a very nice old thread. Pretty classic looking back at it in hindsight. Eric I think you owe me $40.
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CoMo advised Decca Records execs not to sign the Beatles in 1961...
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CoMo turned me into a newt....
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CoMo convinced the McDonald brothers to sell the franchise rights to their fast food restaurants to Ray Croc...
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Como said that the Penguins were coming to Kansas City.
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CoMo had the bolts yesterday...
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CoMo called the travel agent to ask if there was a cruise to Revis Island
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CoMo opened his window during a "hazardous wind" advisory, thinking he caused it.
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Texas is no longer undefeated...
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You can add this one to the list Zach. Como predicts that MU will lose the first game of the Big 12 Tournament last March.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...2&postcount=25 |
CoMo thinks Matt Cassel was a free agent
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CoMo tries to rate the jokes of which he is the target.
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