Can he make a Grand Slam?

Does he stay open and entertain drunks after a night of heavy drinking?

Mark Martin will take over the 11 car.


He left Michael Waltrip racing and joined Gibbs.

Martinsville Speedway

Overview
Both pedals get a workout at Martinsville Speedway, as the 0.526-mile track's unique shape (think paper clip) gives drivers two straightaways and two very tight corners where brakes get tested more than anywhere else on the circuit.


April 2012 Race Winner: #39-Ryan Newman, 78.823mph, started 5th

October 2012 race Winner: #48-Jimmie Johnson, 77.677mph, started 1st

Most Wins - Active Driver: 7 - Jeff Gordon & Jimmie Johnson

Most Wins - All Time: Richard Petty, 15

Most Poles - Active Driver: Jeff Gordon, 7

Most Poles - All Time: Darrell Waltrip, 8

Most Cautions: 19 - 10/23/2005

Most Caution Laps: 125, 10/24/2004

Most Wins by Manufacturer: 50 - Chevy; 26 - Ford; 10 - Dodge; 5 - Toyota; 40 - Others

Most Lead Changes: 31 - 4/3/2011

Races won from the top 5: 68 of 128

Races won from the top 10: 93 of 128

20 of 128 races at Martinsville have been won from the pole.

6 of those 20 wins came from active drivers: Tony Stewart ('00), Jeff Gordon ('03 twice), Jimmie Johnson ('08, '12) & Denny Hamlin ('10).

Spencer LMAO

Well it's official....you're an idiot.

Trucks at Martinsville on SPEED - should be a good one.

NASCAR Live Odds

Sunday, April 07, 2013
Driver Odds
Jimmie Johnson 5-2
Jeff Gordon 5-1
Kyle Busch 6-1
Brad Keselowski 15-2
Kasey Kahne 9-1
Clint Bowyer 9-1
Dale Earnhardt Jr. 12-1
Kevin Harvick 15-1
Matt Kenseth 20-1
Brian Vickers 20-1
Joey Lagano 20-1
Carl Edwards 20-1
Martin Truex Jr. 25-1
Tony Stewart 30-1
Ryan Newman 35-1
Mark Martin 40-1
Jamie McMurray 45-1
Kurt Busch 45-1
Greg Biffle 50-1
Aric Almirola 60-1
Marcos Ambrose 75-1
Paul Menard 75-1
Jeff Burton 100-1
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. 100-1
Juan Montoya 100-1
Regan Smith 200-1
Danica Patrick 300-1
Field ( Any Other Driver ) 50-1

The three bad guys are at the top of the list.

Surprised that the odds on Jr weren't even lower. Almost every time I have looked at odds in the last few years, he's in the top 5.

Yeah, he's been solid this year no doubt.

No surprise - JimiJo and Jeff 1-2

Love Jeff's paint scheme for today's race

Seems like there are quite a few different sponsors/schemes than normal. I didn't recall Richmond being one that varied as much in the past.

I like the light blue look on the #55

Reminiscent of Richard Petty's car.

Caution due in the next 15 laps (by 175)

Caution debris

wow. a lot of damage on that lap

Mayhem at Martinsville

LOL

yikes, 12 cars damaged

Yeah. crazy

Caution Truex

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Pitting outside of the box

Bad day for #11 team

You are our racing girls aren't you! Awesome! :clap::clap::clap:

Hey, GloryDayz :D

Approx. 140 laps to go: 1. Kenseth, 2. Johnson, 3., Ky. Busch, 4. Kahne, 5. Vickers.

damn....3 lap penalty? Wow

Well if Jeff doesn't win the day is a waste... Either that or Tony get his ass beat to a pulp and he become another Sunday bad-ass/Monday pussy!

Wow... NASCAR hands Ryan N. 3 lap penalty for drawing a caution (cheating)...

Jeff is on the move.

JimiJo is dominating the race

:eek: Like.... :clap::clap::clap:

There goes your boy...he's moving on up - 5th.

Oh for ****s sake.......I don't give a damn what Danica is doing. This crap is beyond annoying.

hahaha @ coke commercial - most of them hate each other on the track

Here comes the money stop

that light blue car isn't looking quite as pretty now

1. Johnson, 2. Gordon, 3. Kahne, 4.Bowyer, 5. Ky. Busch.

Coming out in an inside position is a pretty clear advantage here.

Looks like Keselowski got boned there, doesn't it?

Looked like it to me.

On the replay, looks like the official got it wrong

nothing can be her fault.....LOL

No kidding.

It's not like Vickers drilled her. She tried to bump JR up and out of the groove - and she did...then she couldn't do anything with the space and started stacking up cars behind her. Hey, wonder of wonders, she got nudged and couldn't control her car.

Vickers bump certainly played a role, but that's what heppens - guys bump for position. Danica needed to have better car control than that if she was going to put her car into spaces that tight.

She's just not a very good driver. She reminds me of a less aggressive, less talented version of Montoya. She just isn't skilled enough to do the things she's trying to do.

Just got to the race again.. Woot.... He's got a chance!! :)

GoDaddy bought their way into a Cup ride

Kurt got the BBQ started a bit early

He should have ran out like he was on fire.

this should be an interesting finish

Taking 4 with 10 to go??? Giving up 7th :spock:

Jeff just needs to hit him!

2nd for Clint.....gotta be happy with that after the spin

Impressive run from Danica.

Good run Jimmy....

Jeff, you should have bumped him with 2 to go! No need to be that nice to that piece of shit!

Harvick gave Vickers a spin for his trouble...

As of today, JimiJo has the most wins at Martinsville

:deevee:

The you have to be ****ing kidding me call of the day goes to Harvick's crew chief~

ROFLROFL

Clitoris Bowyer just didn't have the car to beat Johnson.

I cannot stand milk and cookies Johnson but that boy can drive. He gets winning equipment every week so he has no excuse and he never needs one~

Nobody could pass on the outside all day. Like I said, after the spin I'm more than happy to see Clint come home in 2nd.

The Sprint girl just looks dumb trying to pretend that she has a clue about what he's saying...

Way to show your man some love... Now isn't that sweet... I repped you for it!

That bitch looks just dumb as the mother****er that shot me a PM with "**** you" in the title.

Damn, only 6 drivers within 50 points of Johnson

UPDATED STANDINGS


I'm going to start adding dates and times of the upcoming races. All times will be Pacific.

Nice.....taken to PM!! Some people have bigger vags - evidently more room for more sand! Pussies!

Didn't get to see much of the race but I don't believe I missed out on much.

The Vegas odds at the start of the race were really close, they know what they are doing.


Next is Texas with the NRA 500.

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Kyle Busch wins Nationwide race

I wish I had know Nationwide was scheduled for FRIDAY night.


Go Kyle!

Starting Lineup
1. (18) Kyle Busch, Toyota, 196.299 mph.
2. (78) Kurt Busch, Chevrolet, 195.688.
3. (43) Aric Almirola, Ford, 195.009.
4. (9) Marcos Ambrose, Ford, 194.946.
5. (56) Martin Truex Jr., Toyota, 194.77.
6. (88) Dale Earnhardt Jr., Chevrolet, 194.532.
7. (48) Jimmie Johnson, Chevrolet, 194.503.
8. (24) Jeff Gordon, Chevrolet, 194.168.
9. (99) Carl Edwards, Ford, 194.147.
10. (42) Juan Pablo Montoya, Chevrolet, 194.007.
11. (1) Jamie McMurray, Chevrolet, 193.819.
12. (51) Austin Dillon, Chevrolet, 193.764.
13. (14) Tony Stewart, Chevrolet, 193.632.
14. (5) Kasey Kahne, Chevrolet, 193.451.
15. (11) Brian Vickers, Toyota, 193.444.
16. (2) Brad Keselowski, Ford, 193.431.
17. (17) Ricky Stenhouse Jr., Ford, 193.195.
18. (22) Joey Logano, Ford, 192.885.
19. (27) Paul Menard, Chevrolet, 192.781.
20. (20) Matt Kenseth, Toyota, 192.761.
21. (31) Jeff Burton, Chevrolet, 192.761.
22. (21) Trevor Bayne, Ford, 192.754.
23. (55) Mark Martin, Toyota, 192.644.
24. (13) Casey Mears, Ford, 192.596.
25. (34) David Ragan, Ford, 192.555.
26. (15) Clint Bowyer, Toyota, 192.267.
27. (38) David Gilliland, Ford, 192.102.
28. (7) Dave Blaney, Chevrolet, 191.891.
29. (29) Kevin Harvick, Chevrolet, 191.734.
30. (47) Bobby Labonte, Toyota, 191.571.
31. (39) Ryan Newman, Chevrolet, 191.557.
32. (93) Travis Kvapil, Toyota, 191.279.
33. (30) David Stremme, Toyota, 191.144.
34. (19) Mike Bliss, Toyota, 190.927.
35. (16) Greg Biffle, Ford, 190.921.
36. (36) J.J. Yeley, Chevrolet, 190.705.
37. (98) Michael McDowell, Ford, Owner Points.
38. (83) David Reutimann, Toyota, Owner Points.
39. (33) Landon Cassill, Chevrolet, Owner Points.
40. (35) Josh Wise, Ford, Owner Points.
41. (87) Joe Nemechek, Toyota, Owner Points.
42. (10) Danica Patrick, Chevrolet, Owner Points.
43. (32) Timmy Hill, Ford, Owner Points.

Conn. senator wants Fox to pull plug on NRA race

Democratic Senator Chris Murphy Connecticut has sent a letter to media mogul Rupert Murdoch asking that Fox network not broadcast Saturday night's NASCAR Sprint Cup race sponsored by the National Rifle Association.

Murphy also questioned the Victory Lane tradition at Texas, where the winner gets a cowboy hat and can fire six-shooters loaded with blanks into the air.

Read here: http://sports.yahoo.com/news/conn-se...7--nascar.html

LMAO

Set to record... Woot! Thanks!

"Conn senator" can suck my dick! No big gun toting advocate, but think he should STFU just the same!

Hey "Senator Chris Murphy" ----- nlm:bang::loser:%(/:moon:rochambeau:fire::fart:4321

Racin'

Odds to win the 2013 NRA 500

Driver Odds
Jimmie Johnson 6/1
Kyle Busch 6/1
Brad Keselowski 7/1
Greg Biffle 7/1
Carl Edwards 10/1
Matt Kenseth 12/1
Kasey Kahne 12/1
Tony Stewart 12/1
Jeff Gordon 12/1
Dale Earnhardt Jr. 15/1
Clint Bowyer 15/1
Kevin Harvick 18/1
Martin Truex Jr. 25/1
Brian Vickers 25/1
Mark Martin 30/1
Joey Logano 30/1
Field (Any Other Driver) 50/1
Ricky Stenhouse 50/1
Kurt Busch 50/1
Ryan Newman 60/1
Paul Menard 75/1
Jamie McMurray 75/1
Marcos Ambrose 100/1
Aric Almirola 100/1
Jeff Burton 100/1
Trevor Bayne 100/1
AJ Allmendinger 100/1
Danica Patrick 100/1
Casey Mears 100/1
Juan Montoya 100/1


Texas Motor Speedway Pit Stall Sections

http://www.jayski.com/news/races/201...ies-Pit-Stalls

They are really, really fast here. Texas concerns me a bit...it's one of those places that can hurt someone.

TRACK/RACE NEWS

Texas Motor Speedway
Total Estimated Capacity: 191,122
Pit Road Speed: 45mph
Pace Car Speed: 55mph
Opened: 1997

Track/Race Length: 1.5-mile quad oval, 334 laps, 501 miles
Track Size: 1.5 miles
Race: 334 laps, 501 miles
Width: 58 feet (minimum)
Turns: 750-foot radius
Degree of Banking: Turns: 24 degrees

Kyle Busch wins Texas pole: #18-Kyle Busch won the pole for the NRA 500 Sprint Cup Series race at Texas Motor Speedway with speed of 196.299mph, a new track record, for his 2nd pole of 2013 and 12th of his career.

April 2012 Race Winner: #16-Greg Biffle, started 3rd

November 2012 Race Winner: #48-Jimmie Johnson, started 1st

Agreed... This is a fast track.

Someone will definitely be flying through the air before it's over.